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David D

@daveed75.bsky.social
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Film industry guy. Making jokes the rest of the time. 🇨🇦 I have friends everywhere.

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David D @daveed75.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
But you also shouldn't give any money to Paramount
Sometimes, Piracy is the Answer
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David D @daveed75.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
As promised. Trip actually started from the dash today, so that was nice :)
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David D @daveed75.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
These new Space Force uniforms sure give off a very specific vibe
Starship Troopers: NPH in all black SS inspired uniform.

Originally this was supposed to be parody when the movie released.
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David D @daveed75.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Lake Optimus Prime
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David D @daveed75.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Liquidator Gront, FCA, here to liquidate your memes.
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David D @daveed75.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I hope that every time I click this little button on Instagram, and it has to generate a little blurb about whatever the post is, it costs meta money. So when do we get @flashes.blue for Android?
These two little lines that automatically get meta ai to generate a lackluster explanation of whatever the post is.
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David D @daveed75.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
It gets better
A Third Lake, and That Other Small Body of Water
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David D @daveed75.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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David D @daveed75.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
My prediction for this World Cup's Golden Glove winner:
An image of an empty football goal, with  Emi Martinez's head attached to the crossbar, and holding the golden glove trophy in a suggestive position.
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David D @daveed75.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Me, a Scottish supporter, mathing all the scenarios needed for Scotland to qualify for the knockout round #WorldCup #fwc26 #trafficcone
The red web meme form its always sunny, but hes got a traffic cone on his head. Youre welcome.
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David D @daveed75.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Here's a prototype
Giant Batman Pez Dispenser looming over an unsuspecting Gotham
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David D @daveed75.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Brb, gonna go put this at the top of everyone's feeds on LinkedIn
"AI Overview" [google]
"There is 1 "r" on the word "linkedin"
(linkedin). [It highlighted the letter 'n']
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David D @daveed75.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Oh shit. About to get a little turbulent. @eve6.bsky.social
747 followers
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David D @daveed75.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
On the bridge of an Orion pirate vessel.
"Sometimes, Piracy is the Answer"
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David D @daveed75.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Way back in 2010, I got to see Stephen tape segments of The Colbert Report live in Vancouver, two days in a row, between a pair of giant balls. He was a ton of fun, I got to shake his hand as he made his way to the stage, and I even got a wrist strong bracelet that ironically did eventually break.
Stephen Colbert posing with a stuffed Beaver on stage in Vancouver during the 2010 Olympics.Stephen Colbert interviewing Michael Bublé on stage in Vancouver during the 2010 Olympics.Stephen Colbert holding an Olympic torch on stage in Vancouver during the 2010 Olympics.
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David D @daveed75.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
The bridge of an Orion Pirate vessel. "Sometimes, Piracy is the Answer"
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David D @daveed75.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Well let's keep this rig rolling
Conservative MP Aaron Gunn, holding a piece of paper that reads "i joined the active club so someone would touch me"
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David D @daveed75.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
So what's it gonna take to make this happen?
Unverify Jerry
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David D @daveed75.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Jerry, no
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David D @daveed75.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
My Child
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David D @daveed75.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Not far off tbh
Puddle Jumper from Stargate Atlantis
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David D @daveed75.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Sure hope that Bluesky doesnt jump on this trend. ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰u𝘳. Well, damn.
[Headline] Facebook and Instagram tighten censorship rules for saying "Antifa"

ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰u𝘳.

Oh, come on!
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David D @daveed75.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Full Duomoon
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David D @daveed75.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I gotchu fam
The Bat Signal shining from the Orion capsule onto the moon. 

(Photoshop chop job)
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David D @daveed75.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
So glad this guy felt comfortable sharing his bad movie opinions, even when no one will agree with him. Words of encouragement, bud.
Some nutsack saying Rocky only looks good as a puppet, with 0 likes, but for some reason the algorithm puts his basic ass comment at the top.
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David D @daveed75.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
The Dow is over 50,000, My Child - Kai Bondi
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David D @daveed75.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
STOP THE COUNT!
699 followers 

(Nice.)
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David D @daveed75.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Funny, but I also just saw this on reddit, so felt the need to share.
I mean, you don't eye-srael
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David D @daveed75.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Gul Dukat doing what he does best. Lie through his teeth about the state of things.

"Attention Bajoran Workers. The Dow is over 50,000"
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David D @daveed75.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
"The dow is over 50,000, My Child" - Kai Winn
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David D @daveed75.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Optimus Primal, but like, bigger and shinier. A mode for any and all occasions.
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David D @daveed75.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
The Dow is over 50,000, my child. - Kai Winn, probably
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David D @daveed75.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
The Dow is over 50,000, my child (Kai Winn)
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David D @daveed75.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Kai Winn being, just the worst.
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David D @daveed75.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Really really dark. Murky even.
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David D @daveed75.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Now this is tempting
I can appeal this? Should I appeal this? Take this all the way to the Jerreme Court!
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David D @daveed75.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
No, null, negatory, Jerry.
"Jerry, null" - me, and approved of by The Jerry
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David D @daveed75.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Soo, they did a find and replace on Amazon, but not Bezos? Wtf
[REDACTED] founder, Jeff Bezos,...
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David D @daveed75.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Huh, number went up, they must've fucked up deleting some.
Trump is mentioned in the epstein files atleast 5,362. As of 730pm PST, Jan 30, 2026
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David D @daveed75.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Just ignoring this one already eh?
"4. People will think a little more before they post"

We know Jerry won't.
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David D @daveed75.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Couple guys embrace, real tight, cheek to cheek. It's a cultural thing. One guy whispers to the other, "Hail Hydra".
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David D @daveed75.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
I'm happy these came up back to back. I too, don't care about boxing. But also enjoy the clips of Jake and Tate getting absolutely shit-mixed.
Two skeets in my algorithm, several hours apart, joking about not being boxing fans but also enjoying obnoxious little fucks getting beaten the fuck up by professional boxers.
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David D @daveed75.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Got my Spotify Wrapped today. I think @morningsomewhere.bsky.social might have an unfare advantage over my weekly podcasts, so let's call it a tie @theweeklyplanet.bsky.social Also thanks for the fun message @regulationpodcast.bsky.social
Top 5 (feels arbitrary since I listen habitually to so many weekly podcasts.
1. Morning Somewhere
2. The Weekly Planet
3. Factually! with Adam Conover
4. Regulation Podcast
5. Family Trips with the Meyers BrothersTop 5 Artists
1. Linkin Park
2. The Black Keys
3. Mike Shinoda
4. U2
5. Imagine Dragons
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David D @daveed75.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
YouTube wrapped, and I have some thoughts.
My top 5 channels. After Midnight, outsidexbox, Mr Sunday Movies, Inside Games, Outside XtraApparently I was in the Top 0.2% of viewers of after midnight. RIPYouTube claiming i explored AI, which is just outright bull shit. I actively block any ad that mentions it or uses it. Fuck AIAlways read the fine print.

"AI can make mistakes" no fucking shit. AI is a mistake.
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David D @daveed75.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
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David D @daveed75.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Honestly, also louvre worthy
Louvre of Bluesky reposting something that's just blocked.
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David D @daveed75.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Felt antifa, might delete later. #HappyHalloween #IndianaJones ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰u𝘳.
Me, as Indiana Jones, poorly photoshopped into a lava tunnel I walked through in the galapagos.
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David D @daveed75.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Wolfie is ready for Halloween! And prepared to take out some Lex Luthor types! #Krypto #Superdog #Superman
Wolfie, A pug/corgi mix, perched on an arm chair, ready to take out some evil doers. He's wearing a superman cape as a Krypto costume.Wolfie, A pug/corgi mix, sitting on an arm chair with his toy Krypto, ready to take out some evil doers. He's wearing a superman cape as a Krypto costume.
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David D @daveed75.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
I found what we need to distract JD Vance if we ever need to
An odd looking couch where the seams between the back cushions look suspiciously like vaginas
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David D @daveed75.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
🚨 BREAKING 🚨 The White House: Here are the new renderings of what the White House will look like when Trump's renovations are complete.
An image of Biff Tannen's Pleasure Paradise (Casino/Hotel) from Back to the Future Part 2
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