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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

@mrrickygervais.bsky.social congratulations on your donations to animal charities 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 superb stuff… “BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CHARITY I CARE ABOUT?!”

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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

I often wonder what type of person Trump voters are and it’s just occurred to me that they are the exact same people that think WWE is real. Explains a lot.

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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

There are a few books that have blown my mind with how they are in recent years, @ottoenglish.bsky.social Fake History @christinamartin.bsky.social Ashes to Admin @dorianlynskey.bsky.social Everything Must Go @iandunt.bsky.social How Westminster Works… and Why It Doesn’t And of course yours!

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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

Donald Trump would find today’s NYT Strands puzzle impossible.

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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

He’s so thick you could stand a spoon up in him

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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

To be fair to Nigel, it’s probably difficult to concentrate on what you’re saying when Nick Ferrari’s massive fat head is jammed up your arse.

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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

I got a pair. Already lost count of the times I’ve been called either Joe 90 (over 60’s) or Harry Hill (under 60’s)

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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

My initial take was that the left gains nothing from this. Trump gains a political martyr and the shifting of the Epstein files off the front pages (not for one second suggesting a conspiracy, more that it was a act of sheer lunacy)

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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

Top result for the Reds, much better last half hour when the crowd made noise. The power of Anfield and a top drawer free kick! #LFC

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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

Tell me why I should give a scintilla of credence to the ramblings of an incompetent fool whose ineptitude added £20k of interest payments on to my mortgage.

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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

Big take away from “press” (Trump sycophants) questions was that Trump has to call his Boss after the meetings.

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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

He looks like the Navigator’s Head from “The Secret of Monkey Island”

Screen grab from the classic 90’s LucasArts point and click adventure game The Secret of Monkey Island. A game where the protagonist has to overcome comedic incompetence in an effort to become successful. A bit like the Reform Party only more wholesome and not racist.

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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

The political analysis in advance of this White House jamboree is ridiculous. They’re crediting the Paedo Prez and his goons with mental acumen they don’t possess. He parrots the opinions of whoever he spoke to last. It’s not shuttle diplomacy - he probably thinks that’s something to do with SpaceX

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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

It’s a master stroke. Trump the egomaniac will see it as confirmation of his star power that they all want to see him and simultaneously protects Z from another orchestrated mauling. Putin won’t be happy as he knows they’ll turn Trump’s head (because he’s an easily manipulated moron)

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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

Looks like the pathetic manbaby dyed his hair to capitulate to Putin. Agent Krasnov.

A photo of a rapist paedophile continuing to distract from his involvement in the Esptein Files by holding a meeting with an international war criminal and he appears to have dyed his hair.

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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Rolling news coverage and exponentially increased output has left no time for nuance or depth. Twitter quotes have been the rescue of journos forced to produce reams of copy as they can turn to that instead of speaking to real people. Even though it’s a cesspit of bots and arseholes.

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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

The News Agents have been just as guilty as other news media in their coverage of reform and it’s because the only way to produce daily output is to pick the low hanging fruit of whatever the newspapers decide is important, so the right wing decides the discussion points despite falling sales.

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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

Excellent stuff! I agree with everything except “I am very bad at nearly every activity which is coded as male” don’t put yourself down, you’re phenomenal at swearing which I always had down as a traditionally male skill (until I met my other half, she’s a c-word savant)

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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

Farage is on Nick Ferrari’s LBC show AGAIN tomorrow! I bet the free speech champion still wants an apology for hurty words off Peter Kyle. The fucking hypocritical walloper #lbc

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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

I feel uncomfortable listening to her constantly defending the actions of the Israeli government and military in their conduct of this “war” (massacre) I usually end up switching off

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LBC @lbc.co.uk · 14/07/2025

'The UK media will dedicate one twelfth of its attention to those stories that it did to events at Glastonbury...make of that what you will.' @mrjamesob.bsky.social responds to news of Palestinian children being killed while queueing for water in Gaza due to Israel's 'technical error'.

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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

He had an aneurysm when Rayner called people scum, because they were acting like scum. Now he’s fawning over a demented wannabe king calling people scum for reporting facts. What a dickhead.

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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Where’s that Steve? Clackton? 😉

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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

There’s nothing like a plane crash to reveal the ghoulishness of modern day journalism. With a 24hr schedule to fill, they pile into Gatwick airport to speculate wildly on the cause of the crash, voxpop tourists & wait for bereaved families to show up to capture the grief up close, live in 4K.

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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

Coming up next week we speak to Chemical Ali about the situation in the Middle East and check in with Joseph Goebbels - after all we are duty bound as journalists to reflect the voting intentions of the public. They’re making the news we just report it, honest guv.

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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

“Next on GBC Two, the long awaited return of Fawlty Towers, where Basil gets into a scrape after agreeing to turn the establishment into an immigrant hotel and Manuel gets deported. Then later at 10pm a documentary about why we don’t see white dog poo anymore”

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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

He’s thicker than a day-after-thanksgiving dump but it doesn’t matter while his sycophantic toadies and the media don’t hold him to account for his bullshit and word salads. All the while, Cletus and his Duncle Billy Bob in Buttfuck, Alabama believe every word he says like it’s gospel.

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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

Over to the White House Press Briefing Room for clarification…

Diana from the 1983 TV mini series V at the briefing podium. V was a show about supposedly benign aliens appearing on earth promising wonders and advances but soon becoming evil fascist rulers of the human race.

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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

Is there a printing error this month? Reading the mobile library furore story and the last paragraph and a half appear to be from the Ian Fleming bit in the previous issue!

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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

Reform: “Yusuf quitting didn’t get the media traction we hoped for… let’s ‘sensationally’ bring him back and have another go at grabbing headlines”

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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

Neither of them will think this is unseemly or embarrassing. They are both so self absorbed and narcissistic they they’ll be revelling in trying to one-up each other. How on Earth did we get here? And yet the UK seems bound to follow in four years time.

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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

The people of Runcorn probably are proud. They’re thicker than bulls pricks.

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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

I listened to this last night, it’s startling to think how many idiots there are in society. I suppose that why reform are doing well in the polls. Spout any old bollocks and people will fall for it, regret it, then fall for the new bollocks being spouted by the same grifters.

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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

I must’ve watched this over a hundred times and still love it as much as I did watching it in the cinema when I was two. One of the most vivid toddler memories I have.

The theatrical poster for The Empire Strikes Back

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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

Wordle 1,434 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟨 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Ridiculous yank word alert

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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

I am so uncultured, I’d never heard of him and wrongly assumed King Creosote was a new nickname for Trump.

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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

He’s an opportunist who sees where the grift has got the Maga twats over the pond. He’s not perceptive enough to realise that our transatlantic cousins are up to their nuts in the FA stage of FAFO. When the Find Out bit lands over there - which it will - Honest Bob will volte face instantly

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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

Manchester City, Chelsea and Nottm Forest can’t catch us, down to 2 rivals for the title. Arsenal and (weirdly) Newcastle Utd. #LFC

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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

Blink twice if you’re in danger

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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

Just think, in a hundred years time, any discussion about time travel will reference going back to kill Trump as a baby.

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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

He couldn’t even make a casino profitable. The only thing thicker than him is his make up, the only thing thinner than his skin is his intellect. It’s the emperors new clothes. Surrounded by weak, arselicking Salacious B. Crumb cronies.

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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

He’s lived a life of stupendous wealth & entitlement. None of his mistakes have ever had a consequence for him - he has been bailed out whenever he fucked up, which he always did because… he’s an idiot. This is why he cheats at golf, cheats on his partners, feels entitled to force himself upon women

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