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Dave Anslow

@daveanslow.bsky.social
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Oh it’s so much nicer over here isn’t it? Like getting in a nice hot shower after swimming in ice cold sewage. Liverpool FC, San Francisco 49ers, politics, other stuff.

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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
@mrrickygervais.bsky.social congratulations on your donations to animal charities 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 superb stuff… “BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CHARITY I CARE ABOUT?!”
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
I often wonder what type of person Trump voters are and it’s just occurred to me that they are the exact same people that think WWE is real. Explains a lot.
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Donald Trump would find today’s NYT Strands puzzle impossible.
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Chefs kiss
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Top result for the Reds, much better last half hour when the crowd made noise. The power of Anfield and a top drawer free kick! #LFC
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Big take away from “press” (Trump sycophants) questions was that Trump has to call his Boss after the meetings.
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
The political analysis in advance of this White House jamboree is ridiculous. They’re crediting the Paedo Prez and his goons with mental acumen they don’t possess. He parrots the opinions of whoever he spoke to last. It’s not shuttle diplomacy - he probably thinks that’s something to do with SpaceX
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Looks like the pathetic manbaby dyed his hair to capitulate to Putin. Agent Krasnov.
A photo of a rapist paedophile continuing to distract from his involvement in the Esptein Files by holding a meeting with an international war criminal and he appears to have dyed his hair.
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
YouGov polling can be fun.
A screen grab of an online survey asking what is the most important issue facing the country right now (my answer was right wing populism and the effects of trump on the world economy) and what should be done about it (my answer was fire the fat orange senile stupid fucker into the sun)
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Farage is on Nick Ferrari’s LBC show AGAIN tomorrow! I bet the free speech champion still wants an apology for hurty words off Peter Kyle. The fucking hypocritical walloper #lbc
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
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LBC @lbc.co.uk · 14/07/2025
'The UK media will dedicate one twelfth of its attention to those stories that it did to events at Glastonbury...make of that what you will.' @mrjamesob.bsky.social responds to news of Palestinian children being killed while queueing for water in Gaza due to Israel's 'technical error'.
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
There’s nothing like a plane crash to reveal the ghoulishness of modern day journalism. With a 24hr schedule to fill, they pile into Gatwick airport to speculate wildly on the cause of the crash, voxpop tourists & wait for bereaved families to show up to capture the grief up close, live in 4K.
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
I must’ve watched this over a hundred times and still love it as much as I did watching it in the cinema when I was two. One of the most vivid toddler memories I have.
The theatrical poster for The Empire Strikes Back
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Wordle 1,434 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟨 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Ridiculous yank word alert
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Manchester City, Chelsea and Nottm Forest can’t catch us, down to 2 rivals for the title. Arsenal and (weirdly) Newcastle Utd. #LFC
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Just think, in a hundred years time, any discussion about time travel will reference going back to kill Trump as a baby.
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
This a drum I’ve been banging for a while. He’s an idiot. The difference between this term & the last is that this time he’s fired the grown ups and surrounded himself with fellow idiots. When the house of cards falls, he’ll blame the sycophants - although he won’t use that word. He can’t spell it.
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Bournemouth, Fulham, Brighton and Villa can’t catch us… down to 5 rivals for the title #LFC
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
NYT games are fucking stupid Connections Puzzle #660 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟦🟦🟪 🟩🟦🟦🟩 🟦🟪🟦🟪 🟩🟦🟦🟪
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
That was ridiculous Connections Puzzle #657 🟩🟩🟪🟩 🟩🟪🟩🟨 🟩🟦🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
There will definitely be a firing/resignation over the #signalgate affair and the usual Trump playbook will be played - “an awful person” “I never liked them anyway” etc etc
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Crystal Palace and Brentford can’t catch us, down to 9 rivals for the title #LFC
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Perfection.
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Have you ever been to see chimps at the zoo? Have you noticed that female chimps sit with the little ones and pick nits off each other and are generally mild mannered but the fellas are absolute bellends - sticking fingers up each others arses, kicking off and flinging shit everywhere?
Humans share 98.8% DNA with chimps.
It kind of makes the news make sense
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
He’s a fucking clown. Lord Haw-Haw 2.0. Charge the twat with treason and hang the fucker.
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
10/10 on todays quiz 😊 quizoftheday.co.uk
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Mathematically - West Ham, Everton, Manchester United and Tottenham Hotspur can’t catch us. Down to 11 rivals for the title. #LFC
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Attwood starting with a shocker of a decision #LFC
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Russ Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Former KGB spy breaks cover to reveal Donald Trump was recruited as a Russian spy 38 years ago. Byline Times was subjected to a DDOS attack to prevent this story being published. bylinetimes.com/2025/02/21/d...
bylinetimes.com
Donald Trump Was Recruited by the KGB Under Codename 'Krasnov' Claims Former Soviet Spy Chief
A former senior KGB chief claims Trump was recruited by them in 1987 due to his role as a prominent US businessman
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Sometimes I worry about @thetrawl.bsky.social (I’ve just listened to their latest episode) imagine having to trawl through the bin fire of current politics without going completely mad. Those ladies deserve as much chocolate and wine as they can get their probably addled minds on. Subscribed!
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Mathematically, Wolves can’t catch us. Down to 15 rivals for the title… #LFC
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Mathematically, Leicester City and Ipswich Town can no longer catch LFC. Officially safe from relegation and down to 16 title rivals for the title. #LFC
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Hey Donald - you’re a fucking thick cunt.
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
@bsky.app hi, @vizcomic.bsky.social is a humorous magazine based in the UK. Not sure why you think they’re spam.
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Watching V. I’m up to the bit where the fascist aliens take over the tv networks #trump
The opening credits of V. Plus caption saying “watching this for the first time in ages. It’s about aliens that come to Earth pretending to be friendly but are fascists and want to steal the world’s resources & enslave/eat the people.
They start by discrediting & brainwashing the scientists. It’s from 1983 but feels very relevant except with aliens instead of arseholes”
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
That ball clearly hit the floor. The officiating towards the Chiefs is a continual joke. They’re a good team and don’t need help. It diminishes from their achievements by constantly bending over to give them everything #AFCChampionship
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Imagine that, the Chiefs getting the benefit of a soft call 🙄
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Mahomes there, furious because the refs didn’t bail him out this time #afcchampionship
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Listening to @lewisgoodall.com chat to Farage on LBC on catch up.
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Mathematically, Southampton cannot catch Liverpool, now officially down to 18 rivals for the title… #lfc #notcountingchickens
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
What a truly excrable piece of filth this creature is
Court artist drawing of the Southport killer Axel Rudakubana scowling in court like the twat he is
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
What a world we’re living in. #inauguration
An image of Elon Musk doing a Hitler salute to the crowd. The caption reads “It’s Martin Luther King day. I don’t think his dream was seeing the like of this festering fuck knuckle doing a seig heil”
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Trump is talking complete unhinged bollocks now. #inauguration #trump
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Was that Reverend Brown from Coming to America?
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
When it comes to religion and state, Americans are REALLY weird. This is faux messianic crap.
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
And a terrible penalty shout
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
That’s a BAD interception
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
NÚÑEZ!!!!
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