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Dave Anslow

@daveanslow.bsky.social
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Oh it’s so much nicer over here isn’t it? Like getting in a nice hot shower after swimming in ice cold sewage. Liverpool FC, San Francisco 49ers, politics, other stuff.

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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
He looks like the Navigator’s Head from “The Secret of Monkey Island”
Screen grab from the classic 90’s LucasArts point and click adventure game The Secret of Monkey Island. A game where the protagonist has to overcome comedic incompetence in an effort to become successful. A bit like the Reform Party only more wholesome and not racist.
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Looks like the pathetic manbaby dyed his hair to capitulate to Putin. Agent Krasnov.
A photo of a rapist paedophile continuing to distract from his involvement in the Esptein Files by holding a meeting with an international war criminal and he appears to have dyed his hair.
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
YouGov polling can be fun.
A screen grab of an online survey asking what is the most important issue facing the country right now (my answer was right wing populism and the effects of trump on the world economy) and what should be done about it (my answer was fire the fat orange senile stupid fucker into the sun)
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
A quote from Carl Sagan stating that “we live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology.”
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Over to the White House Press Briefing Room for clarification…
Diana from the 1983 TV mini series V at the briefing podium. V was a show about supposedly benign aliens appearing on earth promising wonders and advances but soon becoming evil fascist rulers of the human race.
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
I must’ve watched this over a hundred times and still love it as much as I did watching it in the cinema when I was two. One of the most vivid toddler memories I have.
The theatrical poster for The Empire Strikes Back
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Fixed it for you 😂
I added “and there was evidence” to the end of the third paragraph stating that she is far more corrupt than the so-called corrupt elite.
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
I enjoy the occasional doodle, sometimes for money but mostly for fun. Robots can’t have fun.
Commission of a friend’s boss’ house. Gouache on Bristol board.Pencil portrait of a friend and his wife to be. Inktober pen and marker drawing “wander” featuring Strider from the Fellowship of the Ring and the words “not all those who wander are lost”Inktober drawing, pen and marker “Map” featuring one eyed Willy from the Goonies
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Barnes says hi
My long haired chihuahua, Barnes
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Have you ever been to see chimps at the zoo? Have you noticed that female chimps sit with the little ones and pick nits off each other and are generally mild mannered but the fellas are absolute bellends - sticking fingers up each others arses, kicking off and flinging shit everywhere?
Humans share 98.8% DNA with chimps.
It kind of makes the news make sense
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
You need multiple Labrador puppies
Seven Labrador puppies cuddling up for a sleep
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I scribbled this on nightshift last night. They just keep on grifting.
Night shift scribbles of grifters and insecure bellends Trump, Farage, Tate, Musk and Fox. Sewer humans. Plus a caption reading “tonight I’ve drawn bellends” “male insecurity personified”
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Netanyahu and Agent Orange in the White House with a speech bubble from Netanyahu saying “you thick fuck - I can play you like a fiddle” to Resident Dump and a speech bubble full of turds coming from the tangerine man baby.
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Netanyahu and Agent Orange in the White House with a speech bubble from Netanyahu saying “you thick fuck - I can play you like a fiddle” to Resident Dump and a speech bubble full of turds coming from the tangerine man baby.
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Watching V. I’m up to the bit where the fascist aliens take over the tv networks #trump
The opening credits of V. Plus caption saying “watching this for the first time in ages. It’s about aliens that come to Earth pretending to be friendly but are fascists and want to steal the world’s resources & enslave/eat the people.
They start by discrediting & brainwashing the scientists. It’s from 1983 but feels very relevant except with aliens instead of arseholes”
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Listening to @lewisgoodall.com chat to Farage on LBC on catch up.
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
What a truly excrable piece of filth this creature is
Court artist drawing of the Southport killer Axel Rudakubana scowling in court like the twat he is
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
What a world we’re living in. #inauguration
An image of Elon Musk doing a Hitler salute to the crowd. The caption reads “It’s Martin Luther King day. I don’t think his dream was seeing the like of this festering fuck knuckle doing a seig heil”
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Merry Christmas everyone. I got two books from either end of the cultural spectrum and I love them both. #books #art #culture
How to paint in Procreate, and the latest Viz swearing dictionary, Turtleshead Revisited
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Whilst never wishing death or harm to anyone, what if this had turned out differently in 2010
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
The GCHQ Christmas challenge is a great way to get the grey matter going… All answers are UK landmarks
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
If the Derby goes ahead tomorrow, it’s looking like it’ll be a wild one 💨💨💨⚽️ #LFC
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I spotted this in Llangollen at the weekend. I don’t think it’s a nativity but then again I’m not sure what it is supposed to be. It was in someone’s front garden.
A collection of plastic farm animals (but also camels for some reason) plus an outsized sparrow, in a nativity style setting but with the I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here logo above the arrangement. Below is a small sign stating “Christmas Wreaths for sale - enquire for prices”
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
#greggwallace #cartoon #mastertwat #masterchef
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I drew a quick sketch of the Musk rat this evening #musk
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Well that was marvellous #liverpool #lfc
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Wage stagnation mirrors the situation. Chicken and egg? I bet corporate CEO wages don’t follow this trend.
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Commission finished 😊 #drawing #art #itsawonderfullife #chistmasmovies
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Today I got to boop this little chap. He’s spectacular. #boop #dogsky
Barnes the chihuahua chewing a toy and looking cute
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Various bits of traditional #art and #sketches from the last couple of years
Painting of a house, gouache on Bristol boardBall point sketch of Roy Keane Quick ball point pen sketches of serial killersPencil portrait of friends on Bristol board.
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Some art from 2018.
Painting of Liam Gallagher from 2018
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
#tinysnowman
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Lovely stuff. Not my words, Michael, the words of Shakin’ Stevens.
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
More drawing to do today then off to see this little chap… #dogs
Barnes the chihuahua sitting on a rug waiting for cuddles
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Winner winner chicken dinner #quiznight
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Quiz night… #pubquiz
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
What are your favourite graphic novels? Here’s mine…
Maus by Art SpiegelmanWatchmen by Alan Moore and Dave GibbonsThe Killing Joke by Alan Moore and Brian BollandA Contract With God by Will Eisner
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Jupiter and the Moon looked lovely at 5am today #nightsky
Jupiter and the Moon emerging from clouds
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Viz competition winner! Cheers Hampton Doubleday, CBE! #vizcomic
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
My #artwork is 61% complete
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Working on a new drawing… #art #ink #drawing
Pen and ink scribble of a scene from It’s a Wonderful Life
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
An actual headline: “Donald Trump appoints Elon Musk to 'efficiency' role and Fox News host as defence secretary.” Think about it objectively. Madness. #uspolitics
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Dave Anslow @daveanslow.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
80’s nostalgia art I did a few years ago #indianajones #transformers #backtothefuture #thundercats #ateam #airwolf #80s
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