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Argenis Fernandez

@altermemoir.bsky.social
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Professional instigator.

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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The most disappointing video you’ll see today.
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Tech CFOs trying to control spending on AI tokens after creating leaderboards for tokenmaxxing.
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I had to ask Claude: The place is in Ukraine, the Ukrainian name is Chornobyl, and the world has increasingly agreed to respect that — especially since Russia’s 2022 invasion made the politics of language much more salient.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
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Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
We were so busy replacing all the employees with objectively worse performing AI that we forgot to ask who would buy all the software licenses.
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Damn. Congratulations!
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
This is supposed to be funny, because the implications make me want to drink my afternoon away.
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
It’s just millions of hallucinations per hour. These statements are not friendly to the psilocybin culture, man.
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
What happens when AI understands your code better than you do? red.anthropic.com/2026/mythos-...
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Claude Mythos Preview \ red.anthropic.com
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Claude is veeeeery overloaded.
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Oopsie archive.is/2026.04.01-1...
archive.is
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Our friendship cannot continue, Taryn.
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Thank you for nerd stuff. My brain needed a good read.
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Now I wonder if Microsoft is going to get Copilot Cowork right.
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Claude Cowork is like magic.
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Uh oh. Where’s my bitlocker key? #oops
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
MFW when a fart triggers the air purifier sensor
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
*laughs in gas prices*
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Perfect 2026 headline, no notes.
Crypto.com cuts 12% of staff, citing urgent AI 'pivot'.
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Hacker News 20 @betterhn20.e-work.xyz · 21/03/2026
How BYD Got EV Chargers to Work Almost as Fast as Gas Pumps www.wired.com/story/how-byds-ev-cha… (news.ycombinator.com/item?id=474662…)
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How BYD Got EV Chargers to Work Almost as Fast as Gas Pumps
The Chinese automaker is racing ahead of global competitors—but don't expect to see those gains in the US anytime soon.
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
But you’re doing it for the exposure right? #collab
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Online prediction markets have never not been gambling IMO. No one should be surprised by regulation falling hard on them.
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I think they did amazing for the level of maturity of the team and the coaching staff tbh
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
🇻🇪
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Three stooges
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
OH “Shit, even my AI yells at me!”
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
If you need a show to watch right now, take a look at Paradise on Hulu. Season 2 isn't fully out yet, but the first few episodes are fantastic.
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I haven’t looked into Windows support, but it looks like there is an iCloud passwords app, or something to that effect. Browser plug in support will be veeeeery scarce obviously
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I may just stick to Apple passwords. I’m 100% Apple devices these days. I guess I’ll have to think about this.
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I struggle to see the value of this subscription at this pricing level, man. SaaS gonna try to sass…
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Surely Kash had some very important FBI business to take care of in Italy. Surely.
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
🇺🇸
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Gong Xi Fa Cai!
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
What could possibly go wrong?
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA “The Trump administration announced it had taken down a Mexican cartel drone flying into US airspace - only to confirm hours later that the object was nothing more than a party balloon” HAHAHAHAHAHAHA (I’m choosing to laugh deliberately)
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Love ya
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
We have something called Aegis here, and it brought back memories of drawbridges.
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
media.tenor.com
a man wearing headphones is smiling and making a funny face while sitting in a chair .
ALT: a man wearing headphones is smiling and making a funny face while sitting in a chair .
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Amazing how much better something tastes when you actually add salt and pepper to it 😬
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Congrats friend!
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
You’re within statistical margin of error
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Anyone wanna guess how many times I’ve typed “Mike” instead of “Nike” since I started working here in July?
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Age verification? This was my first computer:
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I honestly struggle to rank the Legion of Boom higher than the Dark Side. Last night was just humiliating for the Patriots offense.
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Worth it!
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Yeah babyyyyyyyyy #GoHawks
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
“Bitcoin is toxic because Epstein is Satoshi” wasn’t on my bingo card for 2026
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Benito is making MAGA go ballistic, and I’m here for it.
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
What year is this? 1930?
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Why would any journo use this as opposed to Signal?
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I’m bracing for the superb owl memes
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