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Argenis Fernandez

@altermemoir.bsky.social
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Professional instigator.

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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The most disappointing video you’ll see today.
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Tech CFOs trying to control spending on AI tokens after creating leaderboards for tokenmaxxing.
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I had to ask Claude: The place is in Ukraine, the Ukrainian name is Chornobyl, and the world has increasingly agreed to respect that — especially since Russia’s 2022 invasion made the politics of language much more salient.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
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Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
We were so busy replacing all the employees with objectively worse performing AI that we forgot to ask who would buy all the software licenses.
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
It’s just millions of hallucinations per hour. These statements are not friendly to the psilocybin culture, man.
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
What happens when AI understands your code better than you do? red.anthropic.com/2026/mythos-...
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Claude Mythos Preview \ red.anthropic.com
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Claude is veeeeery overloaded.
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Oopsie archive.is/2026.04.01-1...
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Now I wonder if Microsoft is going to get Copilot Cowork right.
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Claude Cowork is like magic.
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Uh oh. Where’s my bitlocker key? #oops
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
MFW when a fart triggers the air purifier sensor
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Perfect 2026 headline, no notes.
Crypto.com cuts 12% of staff, citing urgent AI 'pivot'.
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Hacker News 20 @betterhn20.e-work.xyz · 21/03/2026
How BYD Got EV Chargers to Work Almost as Fast as Gas Pumps www.wired.com/story/how-byds-ev-cha… (news.ycombinator.com/item?id=474662…)
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How BYD Got EV Chargers to Work Almost as Fast as Gas Pumps
The Chinese automaker is racing ahead of global competitors—but don't expect to see those gains in the US anytime soon.
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Online prediction markets have never not been gambling IMO. No one should be surprised by regulation falling hard on them.
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
🇻🇪
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
OH “Shit, even my AI yells at me!”
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
If you need a show to watch right now, take a look at Paradise on Hulu. Season 2 isn't fully out yet, but the first few episodes are fantastic.
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I struggle to see the value of this subscription at this pricing level, man. SaaS gonna try to sass…
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Surely Kash had some very important FBI business to take care of in Italy. Surely.
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
🇺🇸
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Gong Xi Fa Cai!
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
What could possibly go wrong?
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA “The Trump administration announced it had taken down a Mexican cartel drone flying into US airspace - only to confirm hours later that the object was nothing more than a party balloon” HAHAHAHAHAHAHA (I’m choosing to laugh deliberately)
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
We have something called Aegis here, and it brought back memories of drawbridges.
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Amazing how much better something tastes when you actually add salt and pepper to it 😬
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Anyone wanna guess how many times I’ve typed “Mike” instead of “Nike” since I started working here in July?
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Age verification? This was my first computer:
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I honestly struggle to rank the Legion of Boom higher than the Dark Side. Last night was just humiliating for the Patriots offense.
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Yeah babyyyyyyyyy #GoHawks
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
“Bitcoin is toxic because Epstein is Satoshi” wasn’t on my bingo card for 2026
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Benito is making MAGA go ballistic, and I’m here for it.
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
What year is this? 1930?
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Why would any journo use this as opposed to Signal?
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I’m bracing for the superb owl memes
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I used M365 Copilot for the first time in a while and I now understand why $MSFT has been on the decline for weeks now
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Have a safe flight home, @sanfrancisco49ers.bsky.social
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
🇻🇪
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I am partially guilty of this
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Ahem. AMD, Intel - get your shit together yo
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Exploiting this was the source of a lot of interesting conversations during my career…
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I don’t understand how anyone chooses flour over corn tortillas. I really don’t.
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
See, America? This is how you address shootings.
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Myers is just incredible #GoHawks
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
At this point it would be cheaper to just let this guy live in the US and have an FBI van follow him everywhere for the rest of his life.
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
In the good news department…
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 26/11/2025
i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
a photo of DHS acting Chief Security Officer whose name is Iwona B. Horyn
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Posted nine months ago.
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Hacker News 20 @betterhn20.e-work.xyz · 05/11/2025
I was right about dishwasher pods, and now I can prove it [video] www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAX2_mPr9W8 (news.ycombinator.com/item?id=458154…)
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I was right about dishwasher pods, and now I can prove it [video]
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Argenis Fernandez @altermemoir.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Friends at Amazon: Hugs.
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