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Malotru

@dashingabstract.bsky.social
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A calamity of fear brought about by the meaninglessness of life's activities

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Malotru @dashingabstract.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Spotted today in MN. Made my coworker do a u-turn so I could take a picture. Never have I seen such an incredible and blatant @friends-table.bsky.social reference in the wild. We out here! Cc @ali-online.bsky.social
A white, Buick SUV sporting Minnesota plates reading ARIAJOY
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Malotru @dashingabstract.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You not liking something doesn’t make it bad. Sorry.
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Elizabeth DeLoria II: THE GHOST DIMENSION @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Three panel comic. An upset young woman sits at an outdoor cafe table. She says earnestly to her boyfriend, “it’s like you don’t even listen to me anymore…” Panel 2: Her boyfriend, sitting across from her at the table, is making a strained, distracted expression. He says, “babe, I’m sorry— I just—“ Panel 3: he continues, “there is something so insane behind you right now. Behind his annoyed-looking girlfriend, there is a monkey in sunglasses and a backwards cap sitting side-saddle on a parked motorbike.
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kickpuncher.bsky.social @kickpuncher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Malotru @dashingabstract.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’d much rather die not knowing than be inundated with ads. Billions for advertising but not one cent for privacy.
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Malotru @dashingabstract.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I will never turn off my ad blocker for a website. Never.
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Iris/アイリス 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
funniest rom hack reasoning of all time
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brendan mordheim @brendanmcleod.dev · 25/09/2026
in honor of the arrival of elf-lore, please enjoy this photo of @ckunzelman.bsky.social hover-handing galadriel, the lady of lórien, princess of the Ñoldor
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Malotru @dashingabstract.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Imagine having a Facebook account in 2026. Imagine admitting you have a Facebook account in 2026. Embarrassing for everyone involved. So many signs the past DECADES that they’re a dog shit company. At this point you get what you deserve.
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austin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
There's a section in our latest Outward episode where Jack and I just start talking about the new DD2 patch and the upcoming DLC, so I chopped in a bunch of post-patch footage I'd taken, including this incredible, perfect self-own.
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IAHFY ✦ @iahfy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Samus & Kirby
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026
'Bladerunner 2049' (2017) dir: Denis Villeneuve 📽️
real cat watching Disney's 'The Aristocats' on teevee, Dutchess is saying "you look lonely"close up of cat in bisexual lighting with a bandage on its nose looking forelorn
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
YOUR FRIEND WHO LIVES IN LOS ANGELES, AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK: Yeah I just saw Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever in 70mm,
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impwolf [comms open] @impwolf.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
what if you HAVE to sneak for a FRIEND
drawings of matt and jay from nirvanna the band the show from the scene where jay tells him sneaking around will never pay off. matt is just fucking devastated and jay is laughing maniacally
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Malotru @dashingabstract.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Thanks for sharing! I had no idea the dogshit marvel slop game wasn't coming to PC. I'll add it to the list of 5-6 games that exist on PS5, but can't be played on PC.
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Malotru @dashingabstract.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
What can the ps5 play that my 5090 can’t?
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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blue @bluebirdofsorrow.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
sun wukong give me the tenacity to weasel my way out of situations that are absolutely my fault but i do not wish to receive consequences for
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Victor Campos Ferreira @ovictorferreira.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I believe so, although the Tennessee Titans are actually named after the villainous faction of the seminal real robot anime Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 05/09/2026
OK, now these pitches are just out of hand.
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Mikey [ mymonkey ] @mymonkeymikey.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
tribute to gwendolyn odin sphere 🦢
gwendolyn from odin sphere digital fan art by mikey
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charlesjpratt @charlesjpratt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
One of Hideo Kojima's real talents is that he would have exactly this idea but the stew would be dropped off by a drone that sings a little jingle which can alert enemies if they're in range. You then get a phone call from a nuclear scientist who warns you not to eat too much starch and dairy.
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Malotru @dashingabstract.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Really appreciate Sony continuing to validate my decision to sell both of my PS5s!
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Malotru @dashingabstract.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Sony FINALLY delivers on the functionality gamers have been CLAMORING for. Surely this will quell the digital-only uprising they've wrought?
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: in a diner, a waitress looks over her shoulder to watch a TV mounted on the wall. A news reporter is one screen, surrounded with text that reads FOUR DEAD and DEVELOPING STORY. The reporter says, “please be advised— the murderer is still at large.” Panel 2: the reporter continues, “here’s their photo.” He gestures with his pen towards a photo next to him. The photo is a guinea pig wearing a multicolored propeller hat. Panel 3: the waitress watches the TV pensively. Behind her at the diner counter is a guinea pig in a propeller hat, seated before a plate with an entire head of lettuce. This may be the murderer in question but at this stage I’d only be speculating.
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Malotru @dashingabstract.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Incredibly cursed, yet incredibly intriguing.
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Malotru @dashingabstract.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Her name is Cleopatra Dirtbike and she’s perfect lol.
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Scientists Are Hard At Work Developing A Life-Altering Technology That Will Be Released A Day Before Grand Theft Auto VI, Rendering Its Representation Of Human Existence Irrelevant
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💀 unfound footage 👻 @burg.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Cereal Killer from Hackers (1995) in the middle of his "we have no names, we are nameless" line. You'd think I'd go with Phantom Phreak, wouldn't you? Too on the nose, and not in his voice. This is some shit Cereal would say while like Phreak states at him like, dude, I'm right here, what are you talking about.
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Ranged Touch @rangedtouch.bsky.social · 24/08/2024
A painted fantasy book cover showing a confident, beautiful white horse in a dark wood clutched by a worried-looking man with long dark hair. The horse is labeled "my favorite genre literature podcast" and the man is labeled "me doing household chores."
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FluffyDango @fluffydango.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Pursuer
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Your Ol Pal Lattner @anlattner.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
YOU AND ME BOTH BUDDY
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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 19/08/2026
screenshot of me appealing the rude label i got from bluesky with the appeal text saying "im nice now" but the important part is that my keyboard is in bi pride colors
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julie muncy, calamity's augur @julie.radiantarray.io · 22/08/2026
oh hey i'm famous
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Chris Conroy @conroyforreal.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Jonathan Frakes in BEYOND BELIEF
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ecta foole @ectafoole.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Reminder not to buy hotly-anticipated Brigador Killers because the team lead is a POSFF
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Raul Ibarra @croasan.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
feliz jueves
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Malotru @dashingabstract.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Imagine being stupid enough to compare a verbobrain to an LLM. This is some “you wouldn’t download a car” logic. Dumb motherfucker.
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Malotru @dashingabstract.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
You know, it feels pretty good to let toxic people walk out of your life!
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je soup 🖤 @ OOOs | MY-TH @giantshunt.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
THIS MFER NULLS PHYS
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Malotru @dashingabstract.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This shirt owns save for Gillian’s fuckass face lmao.
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Malotru @dashingabstract.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Imagine the sick story though. “Oh this scar? Yeah that was at the ‘44 contest. Hit me and STILL WON! What a time to be alive…”
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Malotru @dashingabstract.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Absolute GOAT.
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Jeff Weiss @passionweiss.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
A Jamiroquai commercial for the Japanese Sony Minidisc. Circa late '90s.
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Malotru @dashingabstract.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Dr Allan Grant X Miranda Lawson fanfic inbound, finally.
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Malotru @dashingabstract.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I was truly unprepared for how much of a fucking jam this is!
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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 06/08/2026
seven new steam games just got design docs started
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
places the cat in the hat would fuck up
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Malotru @dashingabstract.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Preparing 4-5 different activities beforehand only to stare blankly at the seat in front of me.
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