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Alt: Jimmy Stewart in Rear Window raising a glass.

People are being laid off in a horrendous job market. You do not have to praise the muddled prose of the rich and insulated.

Alt: Woody from Toy Story looking outrageously smug, grinning and flicking a pointed finger at an imagined onlooker while simultaneously flicking his hat up

Alt: Austin Powers -- international man of mystery, winner of Cravat of the Year 1966, 1967, and 1969 -- saying "Oh, behave!" while grinning and shaking his head mischievously.

Alt: Sisko from Star Trek Deep Space Nine purses his lips and shakes his head.

Alt: Q from Star Trek TNG going to whisper a secret into Captain Picard’s ear, but stopping at the last moment and smiling, knowingly.

Alt: Captain Picard from Star Trek: The Next Generation walking through a doorway with a jaunty little skip-hop thing while red alert lights flash off the back wall.