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DarthHelloKitty

@darthhellokitty.bsky.social
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64 and about what you’d expect after 30 years of fandom. I like Good Omens, 🐌🐴🐴, The Gentlemen, Reacher and 🏮🏮. God bless Deadpool. No minors or ice. No AI ever - if I wanted slop I’d write it the old fashioned way.

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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 6h
Same here - it’s just a few degrees cooler but those few degrees MATTER
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Darth Astris (COMMS OPEN!) @darthastris.bsky.social · 8h
Saw this in Spencer’s yesterday, and YES.
A white t-shirt with 2 hockey players on it, that says:

The only ICE I like is the ice my two gay hockey boyfriends skate around on
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 6h
I’m no expert on premature ejaculation or semen in general but I DON’T THINK THAT’S HOW IT WORKS.
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Ann LeBlanc @robotleblanc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
friday is for kafkaposting
tumblr post poem by kleinergeist

I don't care if Monday's stressed
Tuesday, Wednesday, Kafkaesque
Thursday, feeling like a pest
It's Friday, I'm a bug
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’m glad you’re doing well and prioritizing the good stuff. I haven’t posted to the Musk place in a couple of years. It’s absolutely poisonous.
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Can we have him do a Star Wars movie/show please?
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yes!!!
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Rocky Horror Picture Show cast at Tampa Bay Comic Con
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The Trandalorian @charliejaneanders.com · 09/10/2026
WARNING: SWOOPING BIRD (safety sign in Brisbane, where I've seen some freaking gorgeous birbs so far but have not been swooped on yet)
Picture of a black and white bird with a warning about SWOOPING BIRD. Protect your eyes, head and face. Walk, don't run or ride your bike. Avoid this area if possible.
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That, a wig and a lot of blur on the camera keep me going
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I hate it here
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The only place Florida can feel superior to
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This isn’t a GREAT movie but it’s terribly entertaining. Also, I adore bats. They are like Cinderella’s helper mice but they can fly. Flying fox bats have faces like puppies!
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It’s so sad when brothers fight and they’re lab-grown vampires with superpowers. They are bat-men. And this is somehow Spider-Man adjacent???
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Matt Smith is having SO MUCH FUN. The scene where he’s getting dressed and dancing around in the walk-in closet is AMAZING. It’s wonderful when a Doctor Who gets to play a villain. Why is Michael Sheen not in this movie? Not a werewolf in sight.
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He invented Tru Blood.
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You have to respect a guy who turns down a Nobel Prize because his experiment wasn’t a COMPLETE success. Oh dear. That promising new treatment has nasty side effects. Bats are just wee little mice that can fly.
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’m watching Morbius because it’s another horror-ish movie with Matt Smith. I am identifying SO much with the Morbius brothers and their blood difficulties although I’m continually disappointed that Michael is not played by Matt Berry because BAT!
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Canon
Hello Kitty with various other Sanrio characters 
Caption: You can never have too many friends
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“Sure Mr. Andor! You can pick it up at the end of the party. And remember, you can’t have too many friends!”
Lego Cassian Andor has handed his gun off to Hello Kitty, the gun check girl.
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I need someone - pleasant - unintimidatable - not prone to going on a killing spree with the weapons themselves - unsettling
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
uwu fuckers!
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Luthen Rael and Cassian Andor received invitations to the Stark Industries Holiday Party, joining John Wick, Mando and Grogu. We will need not a coat check but a GUN check person. I need to think of an introvert to give that job to.
Lego Luthen Rael, Cassian Andor, John Wick and the Mandalorian brandish weapons while Grogu hangs out.
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It works though!
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I love Death there on their phone
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m in love.
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🏆
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He’s ridiculously good looking, dresses well, loves his cat and has access to pies. If I were 40 years younger…
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“Who would steal the brains of dead soldiers?!”
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m watching Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and there’s Matt Smith as Parson Collins. The man is EVERYWHERE.
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh niiiiice! I would have been delighted to see you in that outfit!
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They must be absolutely seething - they did NOT expect competition
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on BlueSky
static.klipy.com
I Did It Rotta The Hutt
Alt: Rotta The Hutt
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He’s going be hanging out with Dogpool (and Deadpool’s other dog Kawaii) the whole time.
Dogpool Lego Deadpool and his other dog Kawaii
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Someone’s made custom Bill and Ted minifigures. If they showed up at the Stark Industries Holiday Party it would be… EXCELLENT!
Custom Bill and Ted minifigures with guitars
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I received my custom lego John Wick today and he’s lovely. He has his guns and a wee little coin.
Lego John Wick with guns and coin
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We got some when we had the bathrooms redone because we’re fancy. Whenever I have to use a public toilet I reach for the lever and think oh no…
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I highly recommend the show! linktr.ee/sherlockpod
linktr.ee
@Sherlock&Co Official: Twitter | Linktree
A brand new Sherlock Holmes & Dr Watson podcast from Goalhanger.
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m listening to Sherlock & Co’s very good version of A Study in Scarlet. Wiggins just made an appearance. The actor who played him in BBC Sherlock, Tom Brooke, is now the spooky Coe in Slow Horses and now I have quite the mental image! #sherlock&co
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My 2006 Corolla doesn’t have either! I have a thing plugged into my lighter port that turns my phone’s Bluetooth into radio waves so I can listen to it on my car radio. I have to replace it occasionally because my car gets so hot.
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think I know someone like this
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Bumble the Abominable Snowman
Alt: Bumble the Abominable Snowman from Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 05/10/2026
An autistic woman has finally landed her dream role as an unpaid educator for everyone around her, it has been reported.
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Autistic woman lands dream job as everybody’s unpaid educator
An autistic woman has finally landed her dream role as an unpaid educator for everyone around her, it has been reported. Navya Randhawa, 28, has always dreamed of wasting her precious time and energy…
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 05/10/2026
An AuDHD man told to try the Pomodoro Technique as a way to overcome distractions and procrastination has reportedly fallen down a multi-hour rabbit hole on the history of the tomato.
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AuDHD man advised to try Pomodoro Technique falls down seven-hour rabbit hole on history of tomato
An AuDHD man told to try the Pomodoro Technique as a way to overcome distractions and procrastination has reportedly fallen down a multi-hour rabbit hole on the history of the tomato. Anand Trivedi,…
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I need a cloak and some cloak weather (it would be a lot easier to find the former)!
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It really is spying on me.
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Here’s another one codeberg.org/the-slopinat...
codeberg.org
slopinator
Destroy AI with slop GitHub repositories.
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’ll bet there is!
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thanks!
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m going to take a generic mucinex and see what happens.
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