Reposted by DarthHelloKittyDarth Astris (COMMS OPEN!) @darthastris.bsky.social · 6hSaw this in Spencer’s yesterday, and YES. 051
DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 5hI’m no expert on premature ejaculation or semen in general but I DON’T THINK THAT’S HOW IT WORKS. 110
Reposted by DarthHelloKittyAnn LeBlanc @robotleblanc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026friday is for kafkaposting 4562231502
DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Can we have him do a Star Wars movie/show please? 120
Reposted by DarthHelloKittyThe Trandalorian @charliejaneanders.com · 09/10/2026WARNING: SWOOPING BIRD (safety sign in Brisbane, where I've seen some freaking gorgeous birbs so far but have not been swooped on yet) 1310917
DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I’m watching Morbius because it’s another horror-ish movie with Matt Smith. I am identifying SO much with the Morbius brothers and their blood difficulties although I’m continually disappointed that Michael is not played by Matt Berry because BAT! 110
DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Luthen Rael and Cassian Andor received invitations to the Stark Industries Holiday Party, joining John Wick, Mando and Grogu. We will need not a coat check but a GUN check person. I need to think of an introvert to give that job to. 120
DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I’m watching Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and there’s Matt Smith as Parson Collins. The man is EVERYWHERE. 140
DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 07/10/2026How I arrived on BlueSkystatic.klipy.comI Did It Rotta The HuttAlt: Rotta The Hutt 020
DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I received my custom lego John Wick today and he’s lovely. He has his guns and a wee little coin. 230
DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I’m listening to Sherlock & Co’s very good version of A Study in Scarlet. Wiggins just made an appearance. The actor who played him in BBC Sherlock, Tom Brooke, is now the spooky Coe in Slow Horses and now I have quite the mental image! #sherlock&co 130
DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026static.klipy.comBumble the Abominable SnowmanAlt: Bumble the Abominable Snowman from Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer 010
Reposted by DarthHelloKittyThe Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 05/10/2026An autistic woman has finally landed her dream role as an unpaid educator for everyone around her, it has been reported.thedailytism.comAutistic woman lands dream job as everybody’s unpaid educatorAn autistic woman has finally landed her dream role as an unpaid educator for everyone around her, it has been reported. Navya Randhawa, 28, has always dreamed of wasting her precious time and energy… 3867
Reposted by DarthHelloKittyThe Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 05/10/2026An AuDHD man told to try the Pomodoro Technique as a way to overcome distractions and procrastination has reportedly fallen down a multi-hour rabbit hole on the history of the tomato.thedailytism.comAuDHD man advised to try Pomodoro Technique falls down seven-hour rabbit hole on history of tomatoAn AuDHD man told to try the Pomodoro Technique as a way to overcome distractions and procrastination has reportedly fallen down a multi-hour rabbit hole on the history of the tomato. Anand Trivedi,… 624738
DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I’ve had this weird swelling between my jaw and my ear since Wednesday and I went to an urgent care place to get it looked at. They couldn’t figure it out but gave me antibiotics and helpfully advised “if it gets a lot worse overnight go to the ER!” 110
DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I mostly went to the five places I knew how to get to. How did people look at maps while driving and not get killed? 310
DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Went over to Facebook to see what my friend who’s not here is up to and got jumpscared by Gritty’s tradwife niece asking me to take AI as my lord and savior 130
DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026In other Arthurian AU news we also watched the first episode of The Pendragon Cycle: Rise of the Merlin and it was a weird spectacle that left us not wanting more. It was set in a Roman pagan Britain and it was like if you did a live action version of a very religious person’s D&D game.en.wikipedia.orgThe Pendragon Cycle: Rise of the Merlin - Wikipedia 110
DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026We watched The Green Knight recently and it was so strange I can’t really decide whether or not I liked it and/or was upset by it. It was like when someone describes a long dream to someone else and it makes very little sense. The green knight was cool though. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gre...en.wikipedia.orgThe Green Knight (film) - Wikipedia 020
DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I’m being followed by a ton of people with OnlyFans accounts and let me save everyone some trouble - I’m not in the market. No shame but I don’t have the energy. 141
Reposted by DarthHelloKittyRandall Munroe @xkcd.com · 01/10/2026If I went to Switzerland and won a Swiss watch precision contest, I would literally never talk about anything else 568410844
DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026What do people do with the little fabric bags with Velcro from when you buy pillowcases? They seem too nice to throw out! 000
Reposted by DarthHelloKittyChuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026@dongwon.bsky.social is an agent who PROVES LOVE 210823
DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Oh good. variety.com/2026/tv/glob...variety.comBBC Boss Says He Watched a ‘Pretty Good’ AI-Generated Episode of ‘Doctor Who’: ‘Everyone’s a Creator, Not All the Creativity Is Bad’BBC boss Matt Brittin says he watched an episode of 'Doctor Who' entirely generated by AI which he deemed 'pretty good.' 000
Reposted by DarthHelloKittyLuna @lunalore.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I get the feeling that Meta tried SO HARD to make this mascot thing the cuddliest lil’ guy ever but all I see is an unholy amalgamation of the Snuggle fabric softener teddy bear & the Adipose Babies from Doctor Who. Its an echo of both but not either, and feels viscerally WRONG 2539785
Reposted by DarthHelloKittythe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026happy birthday to the best to ever do it 1427020
Reposted by DarthHelloKittythe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026fantastic work here, a service to history 431269
Reposted by DarthHelloKittythe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026*mid-eulogy, looking down at casket* you’ve read your last free article 101769250
Reposted by DarthHelloKittyThe Trandalorian @charliejaneanders.com · 29/09/2026Teach a man to fish, he'll eat for a day Teach a man to transform permanently into a fish, you'll probably never hear from him again 32569101
DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The neighbors are celebrating *something* with fireworks. 210
DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Me as I watch various spy, detective etc. shows: “CLOSE THE CURTAINS YOU IDIOT!” “Duck into Walmart, ditch your stylish black clothes and get a pink hoodie that covers your cool hair!” “DON’T GO IN THE HOUSE THE DOOR IS OPEN!!!” 020
Reposted by DarthHelloKittyTommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Star Wars vs Star Trek: a guide 683793659
DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Literally me for anyone besides David Tennant, Michael Sheen, Olivia Colman, Benedict Cumberbatch or Mark Gatiss. Or the guy who plays the vicar in Granchester whose name I can’t recall. Fortunately that prepares me for practically everything. 110
Reposted by DarthHelloKittyChuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026thank you bisexual dice polycule 292034723
DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Neither of my brains understands this but maybe one of yours does. 010
DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 20/09/2026In other silly news I’m impressed to see Jeremy Allen White is allowed either 22 or 4 eggs and 1/2 avocado vegetables. If this is meant to be a recipe the inclusion of tea and olive oil is criminal. 020
DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Boy does YouTube think I’m likely to buy Cat Sudoku (not sure what it’s actually called). Or Tetris But it Looks Like Wood. 110
DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I started thinking that merpeople (at least the ones who aren’t selkies or magical shapeshifters) probably move around on land similar to a seal or walrus. I can’t unsee it and now neither can you! 042
DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It’s getting down to 73F here overnight! It’s a real improvement. 041
DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Lego friends, what would you call the clear piece in these pictures? I’ve always called it “grabby hands” but that gets me nowhere when I’m looking for them online. 120
DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I want a Cassian Andor mini figure for the Stark Industries Holiday Party. I found this list and laughed like a child. 020