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DarthHelloKitty

@darthhellokitty.bsky.social
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64 and about what you’d expect after 30 years of fandom. I like Good Omens, 🐌🐴🐴, The Gentlemen, Reacher and 🏮🏮. God bless Deadpool. No minors or ice. No AI ever - if I wanted slop I’d write it the old fashioned way.

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Darth Astris (COMMS OPEN!) @darthastris.bsky.social · 6h
Saw this in Spencer’s yesterday, and YES.
A white t-shirt with 2 hockey players on it, that says:

The only ICE I like is the ice my two gay hockey boyfriends skate around on
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 5h
I’m no expert on premature ejaculation or semen in general but I DON’T THINK THAT’S HOW IT WORKS.
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Ann LeBlanc @robotleblanc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
friday is for kafkaposting
tumblr post poem by kleinergeist

I don't care if Monday's stressed
Tuesday, Wednesday, Kafkaesque
Thursday, feeling like a pest
It's Friday, I'm a bug
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Can we have him do a Star Wars movie/show please?
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The Trandalorian @charliejaneanders.com · 09/10/2026
WARNING: SWOOPING BIRD (safety sign in Brisbane, where I've seen some freaking gorgeous birbs so far but have not been swooped on yet)
Picture of a black and white bird with a warning about SWOOPING BIRD. Protect your eyes, head and face. Walk, don't run or ride your bike. Avoid this area if possible.
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’m watching Morbius because it’s another horror-ish movie with Matt Smith. I am identifying SO much with the Morbius brothers and their blood difficulties although I’m continually disappointed that Michael is not played by Matt Berry because BAT!
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Canon
Hello Kitty with various other Sanrio characters 
Caption: You can never have too many friends
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Luthen Rael and Cassian Andor received invitations to the Stark Industries Holiday Party, joining John Wick, Mando and Grogu. We will need not a coat check but a GUN check person. I need to think of an introvert to give that job to.
Lego Luthen Rael, Cassian Andor, John Wick and the Mandalorian brandish weapons while Grogu hangs out.
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m in love.
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m watching Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and there’s Matt Smith as Parson Collins. The man is EVERYWHERE.
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on BlueSky
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I Did It Rotta The Hutt
Alt: Rotta The Hutt
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I received my custom lego John Wick today and he’s lovely. He has his guns and a wee little coin.
Lego John Wick with guns and coin
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m listening to Sherlock & Co’s very good version of A Study in Scarlet. Wiggins just made an appearance. The actor who played him in BBC Sherlock, Tom Brooke, is now the spooky Coe in Slow Horses and now I have quite the mental image! #sherlock&co
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think I know someone like this
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Bumble the Abominable Snowman
Alt: Bumble the Abominable Snowman from Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 05/10/2026
An autistic woman has finally landed her dream role as an unpaid educator for everyone around her, it has been reported.
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Autistic woman lands dream job as everybody’s unpaid educator
An autistic woman has finally landed her dream role as an unpaid educator for everyone around her, it has been reported. Navya Randhawa, 28, has always dreamed of wasting her precious time and energy…
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 05/10/2026
An AuDHD man told to try the Pomodoro Technique as a way to overcome distractions and procrastination has reportedly fallen down a multi-hour rabbit hole on the history of the tomato.
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AuDHD man advised to try Pomodoro Technique falls down seven-hour rabbit hole on history of tomato
An AuDHD man told to try the Pomodoro Technique as a way to overcome distractions and procrastination has reportedly fallen down a multi-hour rabbit hole on the history of the tomato. Anand Trivedi,…
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It really is spying on me.
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’ve had this weird swelling between my jaw and my ear since Wednesday and I went to an urgent care place to get it looked at. They couldn’t figure it out but gave me antibiotics and helpfully advised “if it gets a lot worse overnight go to the ER!”
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I mostly went to the five places I knew how to get to. How did people look at maps while driving and not get killed?
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Went over to Facebook to see what my friend who’s not here is up to and got jumpscared by Gritty’s tradwife niece asking me to take AI as my lord and savior
Fuzzy Adipose says 
Muse
Meet Muse, your personal Al agent.
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In other Arthurian AU news we also watched the first episode of The Pendragon Cycle: Rise of the Merlin and it was a weird spectacle that left us not wanting more. It was set in a Roman pagan Britain and it was like if you did a live action version of a very religious person’s D&D game.
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The Pendragon Cycle: Rise of the Merlin - Wikipedia
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We watched The Green Knight recently and it was so strange I can’t really decide whether or not I liked it and/or was upset by it. It was like when someone describes a long dream to someone else and it makes very little sense. The green knight was cool though. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gre...
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The Green Knight (film) - Wikipedia
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m being followed by a ton of people with OnlyFans accounts and let me save everyone some trouble - I’m not in the market. No shame but I don’t have the energy.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 01/10/2026
If I went to Switzerland and won a Swiss watch precision contest, I would literally never talk about anything else
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What do people do with the little fabric bags with Velcro from when you buy pillowcases? They seem too nice to throw out!
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@dongwon.bsky.social is an agent who PROVES LOVE
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh good. variety.com/2026/tv/glob...
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BBC Boss Says He Watched a ‘Pretty Good’ AI-Generated Episode of ‘Doctor Who’: ‘Everyone’s a Creator, Not All the Creativity Is Bad’
BBC boss Matt Brittin says he watched an episode of 'Doctor Who' entirely generated by AI which he deemed 'pretty good.'
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Luna @lunalore.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I get the feeling that Meta tried SO HARD to make this mascot thing the cuddliest lil’ guy ever but all I see is an unholy amalgamation of the Snuggle fabric softener teddy bear & the Adipose Babies from Doctor Who. Its an echo of both but not either, and feels viscerally WRONG
Snuggle fabric softener teddy bearAdipose Fat Babies flying up to the mother ship in series 4 of Doctor Who
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
happy birthday to the best to ever do it
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fantastic work here, a service to history
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*mid-eulogy, looking down at casket* you’ve read your last free article
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The Trandalorian @charliejaneanders.com · 29/09/2026
Teach a man to fish, he'll eat for a day Teach a man to transform permanently into a fish, you'll probably never hear from him again
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The neighbors are celebrating *something* with fireworks.
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me as I watch various spy, detective etc. shows: “CLOSE THE CURTAINS YOU IDIOT!” “Duck into Walmart, ditch your stylish black clothes and get a pink hoodie that covers your cool hair!” “DON’T GO IN THE HOUSE THE DOOR IS OPEN!!!”
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Tommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Star Wars vs Star Trek: a guide
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Again I am seen.
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Literally me for anyone besides David Tennant, Michael Sheen, Olivia Colman, Benedict Cumberbatch or Mark Gatiss. Or the guy who plays the vicar in Granchester whose name I can’t recall. Fortunately that prepares me for practically everything.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
thank you bisexual dice polycule
image of a swirling purple background with light blue dice floating in the air they all have faces and look DANG GOOD. the text says 'congratulations. if you are seeing this you have been chosen by the bisexual dice polycule. they have cleansed your misfortune hexes have a wonderful day'
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Neither of my brains understands this but maybe one of yours does.
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lego figures of the Ancient One from Doctor Strange and Loki are holding weapons and talking. 

“Where do I know you from?”

“I don’t know but you seem so familiar.”

“We’ve both been around for such a long time we must’ve crossed paths.”

“Let’s have lunch.”
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
In other silly news I’m impressed to see Jeremy Allen White is allowed either 22 or 4 eggs and 1/2 avocado vegetables. If this is meant to be a recipe the inclusion of tea and olive oil is criminal.
AI picture of a bear

Heading: “The Bear”

2 2 boiled eggs
1/2 avocado vegetables
1 cup herbal tea
Add olive oil
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Boy does YouTube think I’m likely to buy Cat Sudoku (not sure what it’s actually called). Or Tetris But it Looks Like Wood.
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I started thinking that merpeople (at least the ones who aren’t selkies or magical shapeshifters) probably move around on land similar to a seal or walrus. I can’t unsee it and now neither can you!
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s getting down to 73F here overnight! It’s a real improvement.
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Lego friends, what would you call the clear piece in these pictures? I’ve always called it “grabby hands” but that gets me nowhere when I’m looking for them online.
Clear grabby hands piece on black Lego brick Clear grabby hands piece on black Lego brick from aboveA Lego hand holding a grabby hands pieceThe Ancient One from Doctor Strange holding a lightsaber with a grabby hands piece
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I want a Cassian Andor mini figure for the Stark Industries Holiday Party. I found this list and laughed like a child.
PImp Royal Guard
Sold out
Q Corp Eskro Casrich
$18.00
R Anakin Skywalker
$12.00
S Cassian Andor
$18.00
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Seriously though
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