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DarthHelloKitty

@darthhellokitty.bsky.social
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64 and about what you’d expect after 30 years of fandom. I like Good Omens, 🐌🐴🐴, The Gentlemen, Reacher and 🏮🏮. God bless Deadpool. No minors or ice. No AI ever - if I wanted slop I’d write it the old fashioned way.

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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Rocky Horror Picture Show cast at Tampa Bay Comic Con
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Canon
Hello Kitty with various other Sanrio characters 
Caption: You can never have too many friends
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“Sure Mr. Andor! You can pick it up at the end of the party. And remember, you can’t have too many friends!”
Lego Cassian Andor has handed his gun off to Hello Kitty, the gun check girl.
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Luthen Rael and Cassian Andor received invitations to the Stark Industries Holiday Party, joining John Wick, Mando and Grogu. We will need not a coat check but a GUN check person. I need to think of an introvert to give that job to.
Lego Luthen Rael, Cassian Andor, John Wick and the Mandalorian brandish weapons while Grogu hangs out.
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He’s going be hanging out with Dogpool (and Deadpool’s other dog Kawaii) the whole time.
Dogpool Lego Deadpool and his other dog Kawaii
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Someone’s made custom Bill and Ted minifigures. If they showed up at the Stark Industries Holiday Party it would be… EXCELLENT!
Custom Bill and Ted minifigures with guitars
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I received my custom lego John Wick today and he’s lovely. He has his guns and a wee little coin.
Lego John Wick with guns and coin
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Went over to Facebook to see what my friend who’s not here is up to and got jumpscared by Gritty’s tradwife niece asking me to take AI as my lord and savior
Fuzzy Adipose says 
Muse
Meet Muse, your personal Al agent.
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lego figures of the Ancient One from Doctor Strange and Loki are holding weapons and talking. 

“Where do I know you from?”

“I don’t know but you seem so familiar.”

“We’ve both been around for such a long time we must’ve crossed paths.”

“Let’s have lunch.”
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
In other silly news I’m impressed to see Jeremy Allen White is allowed either 22 or 4 eggs and 1/2 avocado vegetables. If this is meant to be a recipe the inclusion of tea and olive oil is criminal.
AI picture of a bear

Heading: “The Bear”

2 2 boiled eggs
1/2 avocado vegetables
1 cup herbal tea
Add olive oil
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Lego friends, what would you call the clear piece in these pictures? I’ve always called it “grabby hands” but that gets me nowhere when I’m looking for them online.
Clear grabby hands piece on black Lego brick Clear grabby hands piece on black Lego brick from aboveA Lego hand holding a grabby hands pieceThe Ancient One from Doctor Strange holding a lightsaber with a grabby hands piece
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I want a Cassian Andor mini figure for the Stark Industries Holiday Party. I found this list and laughed like a child.
PImp Royal Guard
Sold out
Q Corp Eskro Casrich
$18.00
R Anakin Skywalker
$12.00
S Cassian Andor
$18.00
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Join the crowd
Walmart display of skeletons
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Bad day at the archeological dig
Walmart display of regular size skeletons with a giant skeleton on top
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Wikipedia article keeps on giving
Posting on
Twitter, NBC News reporter Ben Collins joked: "Congrats to Elizabeth Warren
on rising so quickly in the polls she forced Jacob Wohl to write erotica about her" 102] Warren herself joked about the baseless allegations indirectly, including "go Cougars" in a tweet about college debt - a reference both to the mascot of her alma mater,
the University of Houston, and to the slang term for women who pursue younger men which Wohl and Burkman had used for her. 102][103][104]
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
That Wikipedia article really has some good quotes
Wohl said that the veracity of the information he disseminates is not important, and that the spread of the claims and the number of people believing them was what was what mattered. He further said that he believed truth to be an outdated concept, stating that "It's something that can't be thought about in a linear, binary true-false, facts-non-facts - youcan't do that anymore ... It's just not the way it works". 6! He defended his attempt to manipulate elections, stating, "It is not illegal, unethical, or untoward for Americans to steer an American election". [113]
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A doctor is talking to a guy in a hospital bed. 

“And, because it's October, you have the choice of a regular colonoscopy or pumpkin spice!”
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
…a bit differently to make up for it and this is why I walk oddly, run like Dr. Zaius and can’t get up off the floor without support. I also bend one or more of my legs *in* when I need to lift something (including myself) for extra torque. Apparently I’m not supposed to do that! 🤣
A person’s knees are bending in as they squat. The caption says Bad.
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
When they got back the boss was like
Amy Sedaris as Peli Motto
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
There were a load of Spider-People variants who formed an impromptu gang. The first time I saw them there were 10; the last time there were 2-3 more. They roamed around the con en masse. When they spotted an unaffiliated Spider-Person they would chant PE-TER! PE-TER! (or GWEN! or…
Lots of Spider-Men in typical Spider-Man poses Spider-Men pointing meme (includes blue Spider-Man with a shiny butt)A Spider-Man in a ball cap is wrestling someone (and winning) while others cheer them on Spider-Men (including a Wolverine version)
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
An extremely good Rocky Horror Picture Show cast. Rogue, Polaris and the most adorable Nightcrawler EVER.
Columbia, Magenta, Brad (asshole), some lady, Janet and Frank from the Rocky Horror Picture Show Rogue, Polaris and cute Nightcrawler
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The first cosplayers I saw. I don’t know who they were but they were gloriously creepy! Also, my favorite little banged-up droid because not everyone can afford a fancy new one.
Dark gray female and male demons (gargoyles?) The guy is on stilts and very very tall!B2EMO, the well-worn droid from Andor
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The Fabulorian! I can’t express how AMAZING they looked. Everything was iridescent and holographic and lit up like mad. Their companion had a little handle on their backpack for her to hold onto while walking around because their eyes were completely covered. Glamour before function!
Glowing iridescent Mandalorian holds a fan that says This is the SlayRear view of iridescent Mandalorian with shifting glittering cape
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Fun at #tampabaycomiccon! I just went Saturday and while I went to a panel or two what I mainly did was walk around and look at cosplay. There were loads of Mandalorians with Grogu - I think this was the best - he had a remote for Grogu’s little stroller that made it glide around nicely.
Grogu in his little gliding stroller Mandalorian and Grogu cosplay
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I’m dropping in because you’re the only person I can think of who might have an idea. I got a Lego Mandalorian at TBCC (probably from a bigger set) and he came with this weapon. I’m not convinced it’s his although I’m sure he’ll be happy to use it. Who does this belong to?
Some kind of Star Wars pew pew gun
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Cartoon 

Adult in pain leaning over a mailbox:

AH SHIT I LOOKED IN THE MAILBOX WEIRD AND THREW OUT MY BACK

Child runs into the road after a ball and is run over by a car with a terrible CRUNCH sound 

Child hops right back up and resumes playing with the ball. The adult, still in pain, looks on
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
All you need is this
Goldfish charm
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I’m going to Tampa Bay Comic Con next Saturday! I’m not expecting anything in particular, but hopefully there will be some fun panels and maybe I’ll get some stuff from the vendors’ room. If you’re there say hi. My hair will look like this (I hope). #tampabaycomiccon #tbcc
Chromadaddy

@NAOMITROTTO_ HAIRARTIST iridESSENCE
ULTRA PASTEL AMETHYST
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
There is 15-30 minutes of rain at least 4 times a week. I’ve been watering all my outdoor plants twice a week and have ollas in them as well. What the heck? Any advice? I’m in Zone 9B.
Before I moved the verbena
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Need help from my plant people - feel free to repost if you think your friends might have ideas. This is regular old Verbena Hybrida. It was doing great in my raised bed but I put it into a glazed terracotta pot (with a drainage hole) in May because the marigolds were overshadowing it.
Living remnant of verbena (about 1/3 size of original)Another angle of verbena Another angle of the verbena  Dead section I removed
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I don’t know anything about the book. Scroll down to the authors bio and select Learn More.
Author
Djuna
DJUNA is a novelist and film critic, and a former chair of the Korean Science Fiction Writers Union. For more than twenty years they have published as a faceless writer, refusing to reveal personal details regarding age, gender, or legal name. Widely considered to be one of South...
Learn More
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
New setting available! I don’t need my posts randomly showing up in the Discover tab (which I avoid like the plague).
Under Privacy and Security in Settings 

Ask apps to hide my posts from algorithmic recommendations
On Bluesky, this means your posts will only appear in the Discover feed to people who follow you. Other apps can choose to use this preference in their own algorithmic recommendations.
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Reminds me of Seattle’s Hammering Man!
48 foot tall Hammering Man sculpture by the Seattle Art Museum
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Drop some OUTFITS
Taika Waititi at the 2023 Met Gala
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Now everyone’s clamoring for 3D printed peens.
6 dolls who aren’t getting 3D printed peens
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
My sweet private eye will be missed.
A scoop of sugar and some sugar cubes
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Because I did the alt text I realized they’re flannel! That’s a big no. The accasion is it’s hot as hell.
Blue plaid boxers with note: Button closure for more accasions
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
They’re deliberately trolling me.
ANDREW SCOTT
Andrew Scott
Visit the Store

Andrew Scott Men's 4 Pack Cotton Flannel Super Soft
Woven Boxer Shorts
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
I'M SORRY YOU ARE PEOPLE
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
He loved to swim
A pug swimming in a river
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
John Cena is going to Tampa Bay Comic Con. Should I introduce them?
John Cena sits at a desk dressed as Merman KenKing Ocean Ken
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
A boss points out a sign in the office: Dress for the job want,  not the job you have. The next day everyone comes work dressed in cosplay, Halloween costumes, BDSM gear etc. One is dressed as the boss.
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Holy hell this was 15 minutes from my house
Back in 1994, Jeff Bezos started
Amazon as a small online bookstore from the garage of his house at 10704 NE 28th in Bellevue, Washington. The company sold its first book in 1995 and Bezos knew he was onto a good thing.
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
She’s changed her tune a bit
Instagram • sepheragiron
1.2K+ followers
Sephera Giron (@sepheragiron)
No computer programs, no Al. My tarot card readings have always been original and authentic for over thirty years! You...Sephera Giron | Author and Tarot Card Reader
Sephera Giron is a Udemy instructor with educational courses available for enrollment ... Al Agents & Agentic Al • Node.Js • FastAPl. Menu.
Google Flutter • React ...
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
You’ve heard of wicker husbands but
Prince
BOOK & CROCHET KIT
Includes everything to crochet your own
PRINCE

PRINCE FACT & PROJECT BOOK * 4 COLORS OF YARN * CROCHET HOOK * BEADS
YARN & BEADING NEEDLES * PLASTIC SAFETY EYES * FIBERFILL STUFFING
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Share a celebrity you find distractingly attractive.
Tilda Swinton as the title character of Orlando. She wears Elizabethan garb and sits, reading, on a stool in a library. She looks directly at the camera.
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Relevant to yesterday’s post
BBC Sherlock action figure head on a stick
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Ironic pop up ad
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POP up ad:
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Holy hell but Sultan Muda Hashim of Brunei is FANCY. Pearls and pearls and pearls! Terrible guy though. The guy in blue is the Vizier of Bruni.
Matt McCooey as Sultan Muda Hashim of BruneiThe Sultan and Vizier of Brunei
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DarthHelloKitty @darthhellokitty.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
We’re watching Sandokan and as always, you cannot be a daring pirate captain without well-applied eyeliner.
Poster for Sandokan, a Netflix series about pirates 

Main cast
• Can Yaman as Sandokan
• Alanah Bloor as Lady Marianne
Guillonk
• Alessandro Preziosi as Yanez de Gomera
• Ed Westwick as Lord James Brooke
• Madeleine Price as Sani
• Owen Teale as Lord Guillonk
• John Hannah as Sergeant Murray
• Matt McCooey as Sultan Muda
Hashim of Brunei
• Gilberto Gliozzi as Sambigliong
• Samuele Segreto as Emilio
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