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Dartastic

@dartastic.bsky.social
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I don't even know what I'm doing on the internet anymore. Timbers, Thorns, general gaming, dumb stuff.

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Dartastic @dartastic.bsky.social · 7h
Star Wars Burnout is a damn good game, yes sireeeeee
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Best part of this muddled article by one of Bloomberg's money guys is that two of the charts make a compelling case that knee-jerk opposition to AI is wholly justified because technological progress doesn't increase productivity, it just enables greater income extraction by capital. Oops!
Productivity Growth Has Been Stuck Below Its Postwar Pace for 50 YearsWorkers’ Slice Shrinks, Profits’ Slice Grows
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The next Democratic attorney general should dedicate a deputy full-time to investigating everything Kushner has done over the past decade with the explicit aim of clawing back billions from him and throwing him in prison. It's the most blatant corruption in American history. bsky.app/profile/cnni...
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Anyone who suggests we just turn the page is in league with the GOP. This guy is telling you they tried to overthrow the government. You don't just pretend it never happened @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
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Dartastic @dartastic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lmfao incredible
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Dartastic @dartastic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sometimes I play a game or two or many more of Pokemon Unite and remember that I’m a fucking monster.
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 22/09/2026
this bigot is a republican
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Juan C Chavez @inafutureage.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hmm, right wing chuds pepper spraying people outside a drinking establishment in Portland… Surely no one’s ever done this to disastrous personal financial consequence! www.wweek.com/news/2026/02...
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Cider Riot Attackers Must Pay $760,007 in Damages to Tasting Room’s Owner
The four men sowed violence at the left-wing cidery in 2019, knocking one patron unconscious.
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Dartastic @dartastic.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Trap game? 🤔
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austin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This whole thread makes me feel like my scalp is on fire. I feel like some of us have been shouting the bolded part here for years and they just tweeted it out (in court).
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
every single republican president of my lifetime has started a war in the middle east and destroyed the economy
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Mitch Green @councilorgreen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
We have the best fans in the league. And they deserve an owner who loves Portland as much they do. Too often in this discourse we’ve seen the giveaway boosters settle around this idea that Portland is a “flyover” city. I reject that: Portland is dope as hell and everyone knows that.
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Dartastic @dartastic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Traitors.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
www.welcometohellworld.com/i-do-not-bel...
Just once in my life I would like to see a Democrat being interviewed by right wing media like Fox News or right wing media like every single other outlet treat their questions with the contempt they deserve. I know it's not going to fix everything or maybe even anything but how much coverage and how much groundswell of excitement from the base do you think it would inspire if when asked about "boys in girls sports" or some other stupid fucking culture war distraction one of them finally said "What the fuck are you talking about man? You sound like a dumb asshole right now."

What's the worst that's going to happen the New York Times is gonna work overtime to make sure you don't get elected? They were already doing that buddy.

You simply say "Are you stupid? Do you think I am stupid? And do you think all of the people watching at home are stupid? Everyone sees through what you are doing. Using one group as a scapegoat for the very real problems everyone has – all caused by Republicans by the way – unlike this fake one you have made up. Dumb asshole."

Just go on the attack for once instead of sitting there trying to please your enemy who is in the process of trying to humiliate you.

And if you want to say something else true that almost no Democrat ever says for some reason you can top it off with a “Every single Republican in our lifetime has sought to make our lives worse in every way possible. I’d like to try to stop that.”
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
just one goddam election thats not about strangers’ penises and vaginas i am begging you
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Dartastic @dartastic.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Diego Chara is a goddamn legend
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Dartastic @dartastic.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
How the fuck was that not a yellow card after advantage?
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Dartastic @dartastic.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Pay off my student loans you fucking piece of shit
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I received all of these checks. They changed my life, and made it possible for me to start the business I'd always dreamed of (AI-generated scam phone calls targeting elderly people). Donald Trump showed up for ME.
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Jeremy Peterman𓅪 @jeremypeterman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The Portland Timbers have conceded the first goal within the first 20 minutes of a game in 12 matches this year. Can't compete properly if the initiative is getting surrendered so early. This phenomenon has spanned every coaching tenure. Needs to be fixed. #RCTID
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Dartastic @dartastic.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Lmfao wtf is this, this has to be illegal 😂
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Dartastic @dartastic.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Nobody could have done anything about this other than Kamal, by not making that pass. 😓
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Dartastic @dartastic.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
lol, lmao even. $2000 for a phone? 😂
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Dartastic @dartastic.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Hell yeah fuck yeah
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Dartastic @dartastic.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
🙀
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JRho @jrho.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The most absolutely massive flex from the state fair exhibit. This quilt is made of 40 years of prize ribbons from various categories at the New Mexico State Fair won by Carol St. Clair Johnson. She also won a prize for this quilt.
Massive quilt made of prize ribbons in blue, red, yellow, and whiteCenter square of quilt made of yellow and red ribbons and yellow rosettesBlock of quilt made of blue, yellow, red, and white ribbons. Ribbons state the year. Some have the prize winning object written on in markerCarol St. Clair Johnson
born 1954; resides Albuquerque, NM

O Fair New Mexico-41 Fair Years
2023
satin ribbons

After unexpectedly winning her first blue ribbon for a sewn cape in 1981, Carol St. Clair Johnson developed an enduring love for the New Mexico State Fair. The quilt Fair New Mexico-41 Fair Years incorporates more than six hundred of the ribbons she won at the fair every subsequent year except 2020 (when the fair was canceled because of the COVID-19 pandemic). Johnson earned ribbons for needlework, knitting, crochet, pies, cookies, cakes, canning, jewelry, flowers, vegetables, and potted plants. The title of the quilt is a reference to the state song, and the design places the state's Zia sun symbol at the center. The quilt earned Johnson yet another ribbon: Best in Category (miscellaneous quilt) at the 2023 New Mexico State Fair.

Courtesy of Carol St. Clair Johnson
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Dartastic @dartastic.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
YEAH LETS FUCKING GO
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Dartastic @dartastic.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
AHHHHH IT HAPPENED OH MY GOD OH MY GOD YANNSEN DID IT OH MH GOD PORTLAND TIMBERS LEGEND #RCTID
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Dartastic @dartastic.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I like how he actively wanted to take it and how his teammates let him take it.
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
even now, she's still teaching us
screen on car radio reading:
Dolly Parton
Love is Like A Butt
(it should be Butterfly but the last part couldn't fit on the screen)
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Daniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 02/09/2026
Should trickle down any second now
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Dartastic @dartastic.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Big Walk might be the game of the year.
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Wagatwe Wanjuki @wagatwe.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I stopped buying the whole "omg we hate Trump but we just *have* to do what he says!" shtick a long time ago.
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Geo @kingofkungfool.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Ah E Oooo Killer Tofu!!!!!! Ooo E Oooo Killer Tofu!!!!!
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Doug: The Beets Perform Killer Tofu
ALT: Doug: The Beets Perform Killer Tofu
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Micah @rincewind.run · 30/08/2026
re: everyone yelling about Google Maps - Maps just ingests the official data source for each country, which is GNIS in this case, and most other online maps will follow for American users nobody at Google is making an active decision to go in and change names in Maps directly
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Erik Keating @erikkeating.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Velde either plays like Gyarados or Magikarp & there’s no between #RCTID
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
See this is what happens. Since @repbradsherman.bsky.social decided to elevate a shock jock dipwad to score some stupid points with assholes, now I get to learn he watches porn *on airplanes* from the streamer
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Dartastic @dartastic.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Man points and spells 'LOSER'
ALT: Man points and spells 'LOSER'
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
3 minutes of Tim Curry holding back laughter while filming scenes for Red Alert 3
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I will always love this oral history of how Tim Curry's Command & Conquer Red Alert 3 came to be: www.vice.com/en/article/a...
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An Oral History of Tim Curry’s Escape to the One Place Uncorrupted by Capitalism
How an unforgettable performance in Red Alert 3 became legend.
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/08/2026
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Dartastic @dartastic.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Marvel Tokon is the most fun I’ve had with a fighting game in years. Can’t wait until they really iron out the PC issues. Game rules.
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Dartastic @dartastic.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Oh boy, the Duskbloods is fuuuuunnnnnn…
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
We are all dogs locked in god’s hot car
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Dartastic @dartastic.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Oh my god listening to him is a breath of fresh air. That’s the lesson I take from this. We have an intelligent coach hooray 😭
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
not saying federal immigration enforcement in any form should disappear tomorrow but if you leave this entity intact, and tinker at the edges and give them a stern talking to, however well meaning you are, you’re leaving these weapons and this orgy of abuses and masked thuggery intact for the next…
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Kris Evans @krisevans.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
PDX rn
Sicko watching bldg demo
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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
MLS needs to shift the league schedule to "alternate timeline where we jail big oil execs and get serious about addressing global warming in the 1990s."
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