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The People's Wife: Hollywood Darling (GPLv3)

@darlinghollywood.bsky.social
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Howdy, I'm Hollywood Darling. 34yo, trans, poly, AuDHD I make music (Girl+), custom mechanical keyboard enjoyer, I like making things (and unmaking things) with my hands. It/its she/her Eat Trash, Die Hard is the motto.

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The People's Wife: Hollywood Darling (GPLv3) @darlinghollywood.bsky.social · 57m
Yeah! Somebody better put those hauty fire fighters union in their place. Always going around saving lives and helping the community! 100 mil could build a lot of fire stations hire more firemen, but have you thought about the fact that the LAPD could use it to cover up more fuckups? Huh?
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The People's Wife: Hollywood Darling (GPLv3) @darlinghollywood.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
But but Tom no have to worry like everyman so Tom CLEARLY NOT everyman... eventhough he sing about everyman problem? Tom lying to everyman? Tom cause Hitler?! Me caveman, me confused on how sometimes millionaire do GOOD thing like us entire career and platform for social justice. Me like rock 🪨
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Aerze (the Witch) 🕹️ ✧ Vtuber ✧ indie game dev @aerze.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ʰᵃʰᵃ ʷᵃⁱᵗ ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵈᵒᵉˢ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ˢᵃʸ
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The People's Wife: Hollywood Darling (GPLv3) @darlinghollywood.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Damn right it is, a coffee bean bath [its not weird, its like a tea bath... but better smelling], drink of choice and my laptop on a chair next to the tub. Like a Roman emperor would.
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 01/10/2026
Chi-Young Lee, 29, says it is “impossible” to talk to the cute girl from her local book group, but retreating to the top of a hill to spin around in the rain and clutch her chest in despair is much more feasible.
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Autistic woman’s crush behaviour modelled on ’00s R&B music videos
An autistic woman who doesn’t know how to behave around people she is attracted to has resorted to taking cues from lovelorn men in '00s R&B videos, it has been claimed. Chi-Young Lee, 29, says it is…
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ULTRAKILL @ultrakill-game.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
8-S? Sorry, I don't know what you're talking about. I've never heard of it. Oh, my ride's here. #screenshotsaturday
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The People's Wife: Hollywood Darling (GPLv3) @darlinghollywood.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Call me a Krug, because I sure am stoned brother.
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The People's Wife: Hollywood Darling (GPLv3) @darlinghollywood.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Begrudgingly, piece by wretched piece... she lives.
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.·*.♡ 𝓅𝓇𝒾𝓃𝒸ℯ𝓈𝓈 𝓅𝓊𝒹𝒹𝓁ℯ ♡.·*. :3 @raynpuddle.useless.pet · 01/10/2026
i have CPTSD, Completely Perfect TransSexual Disorder
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Three panel comic. An upset young woman sits at an outdoor cafe table. She says earnestly to her boyfriend, “it’s like you don’t even listen to me anymore…” Panel 2: Her boyfriend, sitting across from her at the table, is making a strained, distracted expression. He says, “babe, I’m sorry— I just—“ Panel 3: he continues, “there is something so insane behind you right now. Behind his annoyed-looking girlfriend, there is a monkey in sunglasses and a backwards cap sitting side-saddle on a parked motorbike.
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ΘΔ🏳️‍⚧️ the third strongest sylvi @silversoul164.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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harley 💫 @heartdrops.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🎃 october #promosky 🎃 ℹ️ about me 💫 - harley 🎂 - oct. 30, 1995 💬 - they/she, ae/aer 🏳️‍🌈 - tmasc nb lesbian 🇨🇳 - chinese american 🩵 currently into… 🌸 - yomi no tsugai 🎮 - fefw 📺 - d20: fantasy high (s2) ✨ - n/a 🌐 misc. 📬 - dms open 🔞 - sfw 👴🏻 - 25+ preferred 👥 - semi-selective fb ❤️ & 🔄 - appreciated
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 01/10/2026
you notice how everybody is getting a pussy lately? Shoutout to pussy 🙏
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 29/09/2026
Autistic parents have been warned to be vigilant for signs that their child could be afflicted with Neurotypical Spectrum Disorder, or NSD.
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Every parent’s worst nightmare! Could your child be neurotypical?
Autistic parents have been warned to be vigilant for signs that their child could be afflicted with Neurotypical Spectrum Disorder, or NSD. Speaking in front of a parliamentary group, paediatrician…
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The People's Wife: Hollywood Darling (GPLv3) @darlinghollywood.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I made that bitch some scrOATmeal... a midnight sac, if I may.
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
tim robinson making a ridiculous order at the drive thru
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The People's Wife: Hollywood Darling (GPLv3) @darlinghollywood.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
youtube.com/shorts/npazM... Dont think I can disagree with Danny in this clip.
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Thoughts? What’s your Top 5? via @xdannyxbrownx @thedannybrownshow
YouTube video by Rhymesayers Entertainment
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⊹ ₊💗♡CeeDee♡💗₊ ⊹ @richxatxsin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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The People's Wife: Hollywood Darling (GPLv3) @darlinghollywood.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Rewatched Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves again last night... and I just gotta say again, its soo good and very dnd.
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The People's Wife: Hollywood Darling (GPLv3) @darlinghollywood.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Finally. I can eat batteries... and better yet. This one. This one's ready to eat.
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Pabuela 🎃 @pabuela.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
never settle for less
A drawing of Pab's funeral calqued off of Gustave Courbet's Enterrement à Ornans (Burial at Ornans). A Catholic priest reads from a small Bible in front of the hole dug in the ground. Around him are a variety of transgender women, all wearing casual streetwear, stockings, minishorts, skirts, kneehighs, docs, sneakers, chokers, tattoos, piercings, fishnets, sheer clothes, crop tops, beanies, etc. A girl with dyed hair stands behind the priest, holding a portrait of Pabuela, with a little black ribbon on the portrait's corner. Behind her, a goth girl is a pallbearer.

A dachshund stands at the far right of the image.
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⚡matty⚡ @radicallymaxton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
he's so expressive lol
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The People's Wife: Hollywood Darling (GPLv3) @darlinghollywood.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Some of my favorites from this weekend
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The People's Wife: Hollywood Darling (GPLv3) @darlinghollywood.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How do I move so smooth? Simple, I get high and levitate.
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The People's Wife: Hollywood Darling (GPLv3) @darlinghollywood.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Scary thing is, when Martin took this photo... He was ALONE on the beach!
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The People's Wife: Hollywood Darling (GPLv3) @darlinghollywood.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I miss my friends [just dropped them off at the airport]
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The People's Wife: Hollywood Darling (GPLv3) @darlinghollywood.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tonight was something special. A lot of fun, a lot of silly moments. We even made 2 new friends, one had bet their partner they wouldnt come and sit over with us in the middle of the night. Little did THEY know we would also offer them baked goods, iced cream, and drinks like treat witches.
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 25/09/2026
Alma Montague, 30, was seeing doctor Christine Smout, 49, for a checkup when she was ambushed with the question, sending Montague into a panic as she tried to work out what “sexually active” even means.
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Autistic woman struggles to define “sexually active” without massively telling on herself
An autistic woman asked by her doctor whether she is sexually active reportedly has no idea how to answer the question without detailing her entire sexual history. Alma Montague, 30, was seeing…
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 25/09/2026
In the world of “places it is good to lie down”, Floor is indeed better than Bed, new research has confirmed.
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Confirmed! Floor better than bed
In the world of “places it is good to lie down”, Floor is indeed better than Bed, new research has confirmed. Dr Mary Walker, 45, Clinical Trial Lead at The Institute for Floor Time Studies, broke…
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 27/09/2026
Miya Wilkes, 30, who spent the first five episodes of a generic courtroom drama trying to remember which toothy, brown-haired white dude was which, eventually memorised the cast of characters just in the nick of time.
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Autistic woman works out who all the characters are just in time for season finale
An autistic woman has finally worked out who all the characters in a new TV show are, just in time for the season to reach its conclusion, sources have claimed.  Miya Wilkes, 30, who spent the first…
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⚡matty⚡ @radicallymaxton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
other bryan doodles from twitter
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The People's Wife: Hollywood Darling (GPLv3) @darlinghollywood.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tylenol
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⚡matty⚡ @radicallymaxton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Colored version
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The People's Wife: Hollywood Darling (GPLv3) @darlinghollywood.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good dude, let her like do her dumb as fuck podcast for sad as fuck divorced dads. The people of South Carolina District #1 hate her fucking ass, people can't even stop by a mall without being harassed by this trashbag demon.
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The People's Wife: Hollywood Darling (GPLv3) @darlinghollywood.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
2 of my longest running online best friends are here ahhhhhhhhhh!!
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A man says "I'm glad you still find time to hang with your uncool cis friends like me..." Katie, a trans woman, replies "haha fuck you." The man says "by the way you're a total passoid now." Shocked and perturbed, Katie grabs the man by the back of the skull and the collar. SHe leans in tight and interrogates "how do you know that word? Did I teach you that?" The man sweats.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy is putting on his jacket, getting ready to leave his apartment. He says, “gonna go get some ice cream.” Panel 2: the guy peeks around a corner into another room in his apartment. In the room, there is a monkey with glowing eyes floating in a large, shimmering, blue tube and some unusual technology lining the walls. The guy asks, “you want anything, omniscient monkey in hypersleep?” Panel 3: answering his own question, the guy scoffs, “psh! Duh… banana flavor.”
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The People's Wife: Hollywood Darling (GPLv3) @darlinghollywood.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh shit big news for Nature Sickos
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The People's Wife: Hollywood Darling (GPLv3) @darlinghollywood.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
These guys can't get enough of 'em. They're always like "feed me more hat people, we need hats" and im like 👍 ok boss who am I to question you.
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The People's Wife: Hollywood Darling (GPLv3) @darlinghollywood.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh. Okay... cool?
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The People's Wife: Hollywood Darling (GPLv3) @darlinghollywood.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The weak 2 that McConnel gives is kind of FUCKING ABYSMALLY disturbing from an elderly abuse standpoint... but boy that Monkey Paw is fully curled huh? Ya kept the seat, Mitch. You did it.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 23/09/2026
nathan fielder: you're a real PNG file, right?

Elizabeth Holmes on a gray checked background looking totally full of shit:
why would I decieve you?
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The People's Wife: Hollywood Darling (GPLv3) @darlinghollywood.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
youtu.be/w0haC4QkPO0?... Fuck it, Sunslammer
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Sunslammer
YouTube video by HardBoiledYoshi
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 22/09/2026
Tricia Squire, 34, told reporters that all she wants is a quiet life – but try telling that to her horrid, self-righteous little conscience.
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Ugh! Autistic woman about to do stupid right thing again
An autistic woman is reportedly yet again about to do the wretched morally correct thing, even though it will cost her dearly. Tricia Squire, 34, told reporters that all she wants is a quiet life -…
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A man at a gay bar asks "hey before we go back to my place, I should ask: are you a top or a bottom?" Shadow the Hedgehog, wearing a croptop that says "SLUT" replies "I am ambivalent."
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harley 💫 @heartdrops.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i haven’t gotten any commissions yet and i really, really need the money to cover my rent and groceries. please consider at least sharing the quoted post if you can’t afford a commission.
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The People's Wife: Hollywood Darling (GPLv3) @darlinghollywood.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ya know, as ive been sitting here sorting these... it kind of dawned on me. Maybe it ISN'T always nuanced. Maybe sometimes its just that simple.
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The People's Wife: Hollywood Darling (GPLv3) @darlinghollywood.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Waking up in the morning like
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Trans rights or we all enjoy the camps
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