Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social · 4hWell it’s a long journey, stress, uncomfortable, expensive, long journey home. 010
Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social · 5hHe's so beautiful, no wonder he gets away with attacking lamps! 020
Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social · 5hTen minutes to #GBBO and I, for one, am looking forward to it. Is it bread week? 140
Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social · 7hWell that's why you put tonic in it. 100
Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social · 7hI like gin. @polyhymnia.eurosky.social introduced me to Opihr and it's one of my favourites. I don't drink it that often though, and friends keep coming to stay and presenting me with a new bottle so I've currently got about two years' supply. 100
Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social · 7hYou're the er . . .static.klipy.comKing Cobra Flicks Its Tongue Close-UpAlt: King Cobra Flicks Its Tongue Close-Up 100
Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social · 7hWhat did you do with the gin? Simply put, I would choose another flavour next time. A classic flavour rather than a weird one. 100
Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social · 7hOh, lordy. I don't eat Boursin or rice crispies for the same reason (two separate occasions). I don't even look at peach schnapps because of an incident in my last flat where a friend drank a whole bottle (yes) and I had to clear up the aftermath at 1am. 110
Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social · 7hIs nobody talking to you, diddums? I WONDER WHY THAT IS, YOU OBNOXIOUS FLEA-RIDDEN PRICK. 120
Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social · 7hHave just consumed some Fevertree rhubarb and raspberry tonic (with gin, natch). Interesting. Let's say 'a valuable learning experience'. 270
Reposted by Madame Decadent Sneezy-BottomCrafty Cow Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 10hWhats that Banksy? No its definitely not dogs.. they must be funny looking cats.. craftysharp.etsy.com/listing/4360... new pup lap mat available.. Just dont tell Banksy 54714
Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social · 9hstatic.klipy.comSqueeze ClickAlt: Squeeze Click 110
Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social · 10hThe tradie has left for the day. I am going to Sainsbo's for chocolate and tonic (plenty of gin but short on tonic). Also, cheese. 090
Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social · 10h. . . isn't a month long enough to write a book? 110
Reposted by Madame Decadent Sneezy-BottomElizabeth Anne, PhD @lacksauthority.bsky.social · 05/10/2026never the wrong time for this classic 54117263467
Reposted by Madame Decadent Sneezy-BottomJoanne Harris @joannechocolat.bsky.social · 12hBook festivals, please, PLEASE don’t use AI to write author bios and book descriptions. Currently, I am being advertised as attending a festival next month for a talk about a book that doesn’t exist… 1418942
Reposted by Madame Decadent Sneezy-BottomLK @lkcreations.art · 13hDaily sketch 🌌🌲🥷🐈⬛️ Can you spot the Cat? (Reminder: Book launch at 7pm CEST today! :)) #artsky #ink #sketch 3430863
Reposted by Madame Decadent Sneezy-BottomJohn Atkinson Grimshaw @jagrimshaw.bsky.social · 13hBlea tarn at first light, Langdale pikes in the distance www.wikiart.org/en/john-atkinson-gr… 072
Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social · 15hYes, I'm fine. It only happens at night. 110
Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social · 15hI woke up with a temperature and took a paracetamol, after which I slept like a log. 110
Reposted by Madame Decadent Sneezy-BottomREwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 16hCan tell you from experience that this is a great fact to keep in your pocket, make it one of your Big Facts because whether it's an argument or just a chat it properly discombobulates lol 5747
Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social · 16hSo I perceive! Please let me have a list of likes and dislikes, although I would guess you like cats and reading . . . 000
Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social · 16hOhhhh yes you will! (It's nearly panto season, ok?) 010
Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social · 16h@stefarchivist.bsky.social I see you, Stef! 110
Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social · 17hUgh. Guy who’s decorating my hall due round at 9am. This means I have to get up shortly. Ugh. 360
Reposted by Madame Decadent Sneezy-BottomKit Whitfield - fantasy writer @kitwhitfield.bsky.social · 17hEscher for autumn. 115425
Reposted by Madame Decadent Sneezy-BottomJoanne Harris @joannechocolat.bsky.social · 17hAnd this morning the Shed is the figurehead of a mighty vessel, fixed to the prow, and gilded to celebrate the gods of the sea... 412310
Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I worked somewhere that did genuinely anonymous staff surveys and the results were so blistering that nobody but top management ever saw them. 000
Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I've never done it, but you can make them with water, apparently. 100
Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social · 05/10/2026That sounds nice. Tomorrow I shall be going on a Parmesan hunt. Since I'm no longer within spitting distance of Borough Market, I've got a choice between Waitrose and a fancy little deli on Magdalen Road, EX2. We shall see. 010
Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I think I've finally got the hang of Yorkshires. 110
Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Part of the ageing process I suppose, not that YOU need to worry about that yet . . . 100
Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I had vegetarian toad in the hole with a baked spud, onion gravy, peas and French beans. It was lovely. 000
Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Those are actually Linda McCartney sossidges. They’re noy bad. 010
Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Baked spud, peas and french beans, onion gravy. 110
Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Regard the perfection of my Toad. 3200