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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom

@darklyadapted.bsky.social
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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social · 4h
Well it’s a long journey, stress, uncomfortable, expensive, long journey home.
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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social · 4h
It’s low calorie. Allegedly.
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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social · 4h
Stress?
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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social · 5h
He's so beautiful, no wonder he gets away with attacking lamps!
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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social · 5h
Ten minutes to #GBBO and I, for one, am looking forward to it. Is it bread week?
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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social · 6h
lovely!
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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social · 6h
Same.
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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social · 7h
Well that's why you put tonic in it.
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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social · 7h
I like gin. @polyhymnia.eurosky.social introduced me to Opihr and it's one of my favourites. I don't drink it that often though, and friends keep coming to stay and presenting me with a new bottle so I've currently got about two years' supply.
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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social · 7h
You're the er . . .
static.klipy.com
King Cobra Flicks Its Tongue Close-Up
Alt: King Cobra Flicks Its Tongue Close-Up
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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social · 7h
What did you do with the gin? Simply put, I would choose another flavour next time. A classic flavour rather than a weird one.
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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social · 7h
Oh, lordy. I don't eat Boursin or rice crispies for the same reason (two separate occasions). I don't even look at peach schnapps because of an incident in my last flat where a friend drank a whole bottle (yes) and I had to clear up the aftermath at 1am.
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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social · 7h
Is nobody talking to you, diddums? I WONDER WHY THAT IS, YOU OBNOXIOUS FLEA-RIDDEN PRICK.
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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social · 7h
It's like Ouroboros.
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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social · 7h
Have just consumed some Fevertree rhubarb and raspberry tonic (with gin, natch). Interesting. Let's say 'a valuable learning experience'.
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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social · 7h
Piss off, rat.
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Crafty Cow Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 10h
Whats that Banksy? No its definitely not dogs.. they must be funny looking cats.. craftysharp.etsy.com/listing/4360... new pup lap mat available.. Just dont tell Banksy
A black cat is closely examining a blue lap mat with various dogs figures on it. A close up of the blue lap mat with various different breeds of dog...
 I mean cats... they must be funny looking cats.
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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social · 8h
ice cubes then pick at it?
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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social · 8h
Is he eye candy?
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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social · 9h
static.klipy.com
Squeeze Click
Alt: Squeeze Click
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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social · 10h
The tradie has left for the day. I am going to Sainsbo's for chocolate and tonic (plenty of gin but short on tonic). Also, cheese.
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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social · 10h
🤢
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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social · 10h
. . . isn't a month long enough to write a book?
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Elizabeth Anne, PhD @lacksauthority.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
never the wrong time for this classic
Screenshot of a tweet by @RobbtKraft reading “scientist: "does everyone here know what Watson and Crick discovered?" 
me from back of room: "Rosalind Franklin's notes"”
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Joanne Harris @joannechocolat.bsky.social · 12h
Book festivals, please, PLEASE don’t use AI to write author bios and book descriptions. Currently, I am being advertised as attending a festival next month for a talk about a book that doesn’t exist…
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LK @lkcreations.art · 13h
Daily sketch 🌌🌲🥷🐈‍⬛️ Can you spot the Cat? (Reminder: Book launch at 7pm CEST today! :)) #artsky #ink #sketch
Phito of a sketch on a table depicting a night sky with stars and Pine trees. The Samurai stands at the bottom and the Cat hides somewhere. 
Indian ink on a4 paper.
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John Atkinson Grimshaw @jagrimshaw.bsky.social · 13h
Blea tarn at first light, Langdale pikes in the distance www.wikiart.org/en/john-atkinson-gr…
Blea tarn at first light, Langdale pikes in the distance
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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social · 14h
#Relatable
Online review of a water butt 'Great design but sadly legs are weak when full and it leaks.'
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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social · 15h
Yes, I'm fine. It only happens at night.
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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social · 15h
I woke up with a temperature and took a paracetamol, after which I slept like a log.
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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social · 16h
King of kings?
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 16h
Can tell you from experience that this is a great fact to keep in your pocket, make it one of your Big Facts because whether it's an argument or just a chat it properly discombobulates lol
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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social · 16h
So I perceive! Please let me have a list of likes and dislikes, although I would guess you like cats and reading . . .
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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social · 16h
Wulfie doesn't share food!
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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social · 16h
Ohhhh yes you will! (It's nearly panto season, ok?)
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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social · 16h
@stefarchivist.bsky.social I see you, Stef!
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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social · 17h
Did you do the patchwork yourself?
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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social · 17h
Ugh. Guy who’s decorating my hall due round at 9am. This means I have to get up shortly. Ugh.
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Kit Whitfield - fantasy writer @kitwhitfield.bsky.social · 17h
Escher for autumn.
MC Escher print: a koi swims in a pool covered over with leaves, its surface reflecting bare trees.
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Joanne Harris @joannechocolat.bsky.social · 17h
And this morning the Shed is the figurehead of a mighty vessel, fixed to the prow, and gilded to celebrate the gods of the sea...
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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I worked somewhere that did genuinely anonymous staff surveys and the results were so blistering that nobody but top management ever saw them.
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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I've never done it, but you can make them with water, apparently.
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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That sounds nice. Tomorrow I shall be going on a Parmesan hunt. Since I'm no longer within spitting distance of Borough Market, I've got a choice between Waitrose and a fancy little deli on Magdalen Road, EX2. We shall see.
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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Parmesan in the crust?
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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think I've finally got the hang of Yorkshires.
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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Part of the ageing process I suppose, not that YOU need to worry about that yet . . .
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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I had vegetarian toad in the hole with a baked spud, onion gravy, peas and French beans. It was lovely.
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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Those are actually Linda McCartney sossidges. They’re noy bad.
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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Baked spud, peas and french beans, onion gravy.
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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Regard the perfection of my Toad.
Toad in the hole, still in its tin.
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