iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Like I was a professional wrestler for a while right? And a professional magician at some point... Right? And at some point I used to be creepy enough to sneak into someone's bedroom and stand behind them menacingly for almost 10 minutes without them noticing... Right?!?

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Dark Jco. @darkjco.bsky.social · 18h

My memory is really bad. Sometimes I will be recounting a story to someone and I can't remember if it's something that I experienced, something I heard someone else experience, or something I imagined happening.

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Dark Jco. @darkjco.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I kinda wish this had the creamy mouth feel of the Nitro line.

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Dark Jco. @darkjco.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Monster Energy Vanilla Shot There have been a few of these flavor shot Monsters and they retain so much of the original monster flavor. There's a strong vanilla candy note that compliments the sharp fruitiness of Monster. Not my favorite but decent. 160mg caffeine #EnergyDrinkReview #DoomedPlan

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Zelnut 🍉👾 @dahliaiterations.com · 10/10/2026

Also, US citizens *must renounce citizenship* to stop paying taxes, which literally 0 US billionaires will do, even if they have citizenship in other countries.

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Ann LeBlanc @robotleblanc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

friday is for kafkaposting

tumblr post poem by kleinergeist

I don't care if Monday's stressed
Tuesday, Wednesday, Kafkaesque
Thursday, feeling like a pest
It's Friday, I'm a bug

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

He makes a good point.

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GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

This was done through AI coding and is likely a big mess Until the humans reassemble this straw house, I suggest using DaVinci Resolve and Affinity to stick it to Adobe 👍

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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

As much as I’ve always hated Mitch McConnell, I’ve been so impressed with the example he’s set for his fellow Republicans in recent weeks. More of them should be exactly like he is right now.

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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I guarantee you AI won’t kill us all. The claim’s a projection of reckless rich buffoons who can’t wait to be the only humans alive, openly fantasizing about a cull. Again. I’ve never been scared of AI, but the megalomaniacs forcing it on us are terrifying. I can’t guarantee they won’t kill us all.

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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Only one of the words in “artificial intelligence” is relevant to the technology being described, so of course that’s the word they want to get rid of. Then again, the new term is now 100% inaccurate bullshit and deeply pathetic, which is at least thematically appropriate.

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Dark Jco. @darkjco.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

*Cut to corporate branded gangsters holding baseball bats outside of your house* "We'd like to discuss your kneecap options. Shattered is a popular choice for people in your position."

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Dark Jco. @darkjco.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Dude... PAC passing away just after the Butcher... This is a rough month to be a wrestling fan. Rest In Peace. www.allelitewrestling.com/post/all-eli...

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All Elite Wrestling Announces Passing of Benjamin Satterley, aka Pac

All Elite Wrestling is saddened to announce the passing of Benjamin Satterley, aka Pac.

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Z. BoogeyMann Zilla, Semi-Pro Ghoulball @pandangit.com · 27/09/2026

There once was a Toadstool named Hades Who worked as a bra for royal ladies He supported the rule Of Princess Toadstool But these days, he's pushing up Daisy's

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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I feel you, Daniel L

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The Shadow Over Innschwartz ✨🦑✨ @benschwartz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

You can always tell when a Republican gets a new billionaire sponsor who has a single, very, very specific issue they would like the American people to hear about.

The image is a tweet from Sen. Tommy Tuberville that reads: "Democrats are the party of Radical Islam, illegal aliens, and furry pilots. Lord help us."

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Benjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 25/09/2026

I guess that the best argument, for me, against AI is that everyone advocating it seems to be a psychopath.

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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

do NOT take an iced coffee to a job interview!!! qualified candidates bring a cooler of gatorade to dump on the interviewer

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Dark Jco. @darkjco.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Ghost Strawbango Strawberry, banana, and mango... Sounds like a weird fruit punch. I can smell each fruit individually, that's a little impressive. It tastes like eating a handful of Runts candy... With artificial mango. It's strange but not bad. 200mg caffeine #EnergyDrinkReview #DoomedPlan

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Dark Jco. @darkjco.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I find it's a great way to have intense and confusing dreams.

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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

😆😆😆

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Cagle Cats @caglecats.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

It's Bedtime Wrastle Time except it's just Root Beer vs Himself

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Chris Kerr @kerrblimey.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

BREAKING: Blizzard union workers have ratified a historic contract that has secured guardrails around AI usage, layoff protections, remote/hybrid work benefits, and much more.

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Blizzard union workers ratify contract covering 1,900 employees

Union members have secured guardrails around generative AI usage, layoff protections, remote and hybrid work benefits, and more.

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Zelnut 🍉👾 @dahliaiterations.com · 12/09/2026

I predict that when the bottom falls out, they're going to deliberately destroy petabytes of RAM just to keep the price up, Great Depression style.

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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 11/09/2026

25 years ago, terrorists killed nearly 3,000 people, including 2,753 New Yorkers. As we remember that terrible day, let us also remember the first responders, office workers and strangers who ran toward danger to help each other.

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Dark Jco. @darkjco.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I cannot overstate how bad the movie Return to Silent Hill really is. Not only does it not understand the Silent Hill canon, it also is an incompetently made film.

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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Kokiri Village of the Damned.

Ocarina of Time Remake’s Link looks like he eats human skin.

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Zelnut 🍉👾 @dahliaiterations.com · 08/09/2026

"Claude said" isn't an excuse it's a confession. "Claude said" isn't an excuse it's a confession. "Claude said" isn't an excuse it's a confession. "Claude said" isn't an excuse it's a confession. "Claude said" isn't an excuse it's a c̴̣͑o̵͉͘n̸̦̊f̴̩̏ḛ̴͘s̷͔̈́s̴͉̀i̴̥͘ő̵͜n̶̦̈́.̵̨̆ "̷̛̬̙̹̙͈̲͙͔̈̊̓̉͆͒͑͂͋͋́̏́̅͌͘̕͜͝Ç̵͚͔͍̹͍͉͖̠̼͖͖̯͖̭̤̰͔̟̪͖̥̯̝͗́̈́͛̒͌̌͆̎̆͑̓̏͑͌̊̊͗͑͒̋̂̀͆͑̕͘͝ͅl̵̡̡͖̝͓̜̱̒͑͘ͅå̶̧̨̧̩̺͎͉̺̻͇̰͍̠̭̺͎̜͉̰͍͓ͅu̷̡̫̟̼̘͕͎͓̯̪͎̥͕͖̣̖̜͉̦͑͑̉̋̓̂͋̑͋̕ͅḍ̷̨̛̪̩̹̦͙̗͚̤̾͌͐̂͆̊͜͝ȇ̷̳̦͍̠̣́ ̴̢̧͚̭̘̝͖͓̙͔̲̣͙̤̥̿̓͑̀́̋͌̋͠ͅş̸͙̻̭̖̟̜͎̭̟̱̠̞̀̆̂̀͊̽̓̀͊͌̅͗̽̇͑̃̓̋̀̀̂̚͘̕͠ͅà̴̤̜͙̊̽͆̊̌̿̈͠͠͝ḯ̸̡̢̨͓̯͎̼̬̫͓̙̜̙̗͓̜͖͇̣͌͊͑͊̈̎́͌̃̈́̈̑̃͆̊̄͋̎̀̔̇͆͜͝͠d̴̢̡̧̡̡̩̫̬̣̗̪̬̰̦͎͇͕̗̤̥͔͇͇͇͋̉͐̈̆̽̂͌̇̊̈́̊̍͛̐͂̉́̅̊̏̚͜ͅͅ"̵̨̡͙͔̭͕͚͍̭̖͕͑̉͑̐͗͊̎̽̈́͋̉͒̑̿̆̈̈̄͒̑͛̄̆͜ ̴̢̧̛̮̹̗̠͍̞͍̙̬͚̲̞̩̖̱̭̟͇̪͔̝̟̰̖͇͋̓́͌̿̈̊͊͐̈͑͋͂́̆̏̇̅͠͝i̸̛̛̛̩̗̖̭̙͓̳͓̱͋͗̓͒̋̈̓̉̊̅́̆͂͊̈̿̉̀̉̈́̚̕̚͠s̷͓̥̙̟̔̓́͊̂͜ͅṅ̴̢̢͔̦̟̺̮͎̣̯̹̮̟̜̜̣̥̘̣̘͎͉̠͙̠̦̆̓͋̓̀̆̔͒́̈́́̌̏͋̅͊̅̽̔͋͘͘̚͘͝͠͠ͅ'̶̛̙̯͔̘͆̌ť̵̛̹̣̻̫̞̻̼̤̠͙̾̐͑͛͋̊͗͊̀̾̔͋̿̐̽̓̔̊͘͝͝ ̴̢̡̢̢̥̞̥̜͓͕̭͚̮̰̺̦̠̫͈̝̩̖͕̼͍̮̾̊͐̓̐̂͝ͅȧ̸̢̧̨͈͓̯̫̟͎̣̩̯͈̤͔͎͙̗̯̝̦̳̽͘ͅn̴̡̢̧̻͙̳̪̗̭̞͇͎̤̝̱̺͇̠̻̼̈́̃͑̿̔̾̈́͝͠͠ ̷̹̱̺̫̯͐͆̎̅̆̍̇͐̓̿̀̍̋̒͋͑̐͗̄̀̌ȩ̷̢̡̡͙̥̭̟̲̹͖̖̞͈̲͓̗̹̩̭͍͌͆ẍ̴̫̹̰́͑̊̀͜͝c̵͖̾͐̿̃̓͆̽͋̿̈́͝ú̴̞̞̻̗̖̱̜̰̼̖͚͙͈̀͆̑̂̍ͅͅş̸̨̳͍͖̪͆̅̌̂̓͋͒͐͛͋͂̍͗͐͒̌̚̚͝͝ȩ̷̛̮͇̘̖̲̜̪̫̼͔̩̮̜̘̥̦̖̩͈̯̳̋̉̄͋̿͗̍̈́̔͒̈́̒͐̔̇́͛͑́̑͜͝ ̶̣̯̄̈́́̑̄͑i̶̢̡̢̮͚̣̱͓͉̯͕̦̳̿͒̀̽̐͂̈́̂̈́̀̓͑̿́̐̽͂̂͑̄̓͠͠ţ̸̪̠̳̭̯͇͙̤̭̩̟̋̃͊͛̓̿̍̉́̋͗̃̍̄̇̀̄͐̍̀̌̚͘͘͠͠'̸̨̣͚̝͓̝̜̻̟̠͉̐̋̊̅̈́́͗̐̓̈͒̊͒̈́͑́͘̕š̴̨̛̥̤̲̺̥̜̯͍̲̯̥̣̩̜͇̍̾̈̅̈́̀̅̍̐̉̐͘͘͝͝ ̵̯͍̖̣̙̙̻̞͚̩̋̓̈́̆͋̓́ͅa̵̡͓̞͔̺͇͂͐̈́̍̿c̸̗̓͗̌̽̊̐͝ơ̵̢̨̧̧̬̰̟̬̻͉͇̺͕̭̞̮̠̖̬̲͖̙͔̠̱̰̈́͒̑̅͑͐̊͋̌̓͛͒͆̽̈̐͘͘͜͝͝͝͝͠f̸̮̥̠͎͉͒͐̔͑̍̈̿̔͑̀̒͑̓̈̚ę̶̖͖̣̒̏͋̀̋̂̔̇̇̉̏̅̃̏̒̄̀͗͑͋̕͘͝s̵̛͉̼̿͆̅̓̓̈́͆̈́͐͂̐͛̄͐̏̕̚͠o̷̢̢̘̺̖̦̮̘͎̪̳͈̳̫̤̻͉̥̟̺̠̠̲͔̘͜͝ͅņ̴̻̳̰͉̪̲̮͙̘̮̣̮͖̙͔̪̤̪̻̼̝̣̺͋̈͗̅̊̀͑͂̏̀̈́̈̚̕͠͝

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Brenny @pissedoffinnh.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Found comment: "Mitch McConnel is the only vegetable the FDA hasn't recalled yet."

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Werespell @wayspell.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

"And, for an instant, she stared directly into those soft blue eyes and knew, with an instinctive mammalian certainty, that the exceedingly rich were no longer even remotely human." - Count Zero (William Gibson, 1986)

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John Nichols @nicholsuprising.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Dolly Parton logged a combined total of 115 years of union membership. Throughout her working life, the “9 to 5” singer/songwriter carried the union cards of two major unions: The American Federation of Musicians Local 257 in Nashville — for 58 years. SAG-AFTRA — for 57 years. HAPPY LABOR DAY!

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Opinion | Celebrate Dolly Parton's working-class solidarity

John Nichols: She carried two union cards, sang Woody Guthrie songs and mocked the bosses in "9 to 5."

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Dark Jco. @darkjco.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Ghost A&W Rootbeer I've mentioned before that energy drinks need to have an acidic bite to register as caffeinated to my mind. Somehow this tastes like smooth rootbeer while also being sharp and tart. It's a little strange but this is delightful. 200mg caffeine #EnergyDrinkReview #DoomedPlan

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Dark Jco. @darkjco.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Ghost OG Original I don't believe I've ever seen Ghost Original before. It's very sweet and acidic… and that's about it. It vaguely reminds me of Sweettarts. I like it but, also, there's not a lot of complexity to it. Still, I'd stink this again. 200mg caffeine #EnergyDrinkReview #DoomedPlan

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Dark Jco. @darkjco.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Halloween D&D checklist: Main Puzzle: 80% complete. Need to iterate. Secondary Puzzle: 60% complete. Physical prop built but need to add vinyl to surface. Final Combat: 40% complete. Minis are being printed. Secondary Combat: 40% complete. Minis are being printed. Social Encounters: 0% complete.

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Dark Jco. @darkjco.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I had to completely change my sleep schedule around for my new shift at work so I went to sleep early, right? Nope! I stayed up making props for D&D.

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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Just saw a video that censored the word “shooting” in a conversation about filming a movie. We really are just offering up our entire language to the God Algorithm, huh?

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Dark Jco. @darkjco.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

My doctor has limited my caffeine intake to 200mg per day so my medication doesn't give me a heart attack but Rockstar Fruit Punch is tasty...

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Dark Jco. @darkjco.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Changing my schedule at work and I just realized that I haven't changed my sleep schedule to accommodate work in over a decade.

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Dark Jco. @darkjco.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Jocko Fuel Pink Lemonade This is a very disappointing lemonade. It has very little smell and the flavor is the muted sweetness, weird aftertaste combo I've come to expect from the Jocko brand. It's not awful but there are better lemonade energy drinks. 95mg caffeine #EnergyDrinkReview #DoomedPlan

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Dark Jco. @darkjco.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Jocko Fuel Black Cherry Cola This smells enjoyably fruity. Flavor wise I'm getting a lot of cherry and very little cola. It has that weird aftertaste that I'm beginning to associate with monk fruit and it's really off-putting. This is almost good. 95mg caffeine #EnergyDrinkReview #DoomedPlan

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Dark Jco. @darkjco.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Jocko Go Orange Inconsistent branding aside this is one of the better tasting Jocko drinks so far. It smells like orange oil and tastes wonderful at the beginning. Unfortunately the sweeteners and green aftertaste are still present in this. Not great. 95mg caffeine #EnergyDrinkReview #DoomedPlan

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Dark Jco. @darkjco.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Jocko Fuel Nitro Pop This has a nostalgic flavor like a cheap kids fruit punch from the 90's or under sweetend Kool-Aid. Monk fruit and allulose strange odd to me. And there's still a vague vegetal note on the tail end. The aftertaste is a no go. 95mg caffeine #EnergyDrinkReview #DoomedPlan

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Dave Bidini @davebidini.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Heroic rock legacy band replaces their late heroic rock legacy drummer with a slightly built younger German woman, Anika Niles. These are choices that men can and should make. Bravo to RUSH for not taking the predictable route.

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Dark Jco. @darkjco.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Jocko Fuel Blue Raspberry There's a whole line of these moderate caffeine energy drinks. I'll start with blue raspberry since that's often the safe choice. Monk fruit and allulose sweetners have weird flavors. There's a distinct green taste. Not great. 95mg caffeine #EnergyDrinkReview #DoomedPlan

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