Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 04/07/2026@robdelaney.bsky.social taking this episode of Catchphrase seriously 000
Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Im pleading with football fans in the US. We need a football chant worked out for Trump for when he's on the pitch. He needs to be drowned out. Something like: "Who's the pedo, who's the pedo, who's the pedo in the files!" @markruffalo.bsky.social @markhamillofficial.bsky.social Please boost this!theguardian.comDonald Trump to present World Cup trophy to winners, says Gianni InfantinoFifa president says two men will share trophy-presenting because ‘we are together all the time’ 010
Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 14/05/2026@kumail.bsky.social I can't believe Alex kept touching that laptop after knowing what it had been used for. 010
Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 30/04/2026You come across two AI chat bots. One is instructed to always tell the truth, one is instructed to always lie. Neither have the ability to confidently validate that they are following those instructions. How do you determine which one is giving you accurate information about the stock market? 000
Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Good show tonight @mikewozniak.bsky.social I think I needed to have brought a pen and paper though. Can't believe someone accused the Ghost of Chris' Past 002
Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 23/03/2026I know you don't post on here @gregdaviescomedian.bsky.social but great show last night. Have me in tears. Worth buying some merch! 5-10-15-25bumhoooles 010
Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 21/03/2026@jackbern.bsky.social BBC: Trump ruminates on former acquaintances 010
Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 30/01/2026TV idea: A Place In The Slum. Couples are taken to find the crack house of their dreams, but will the local dealers have the gear they desperately need? 000
Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Maisie Adams is beautifully northern. An accurate representation or anything above Birmingham and south of Newcastle. I love her. 000
Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 20/11/2025@robdelaney.bsky.social Elon Musks AI says that he's a Professional Level urine gluger. Absolutely gasping for an Asparagus Iced Tea. Unbeatable in the act of sample sipping. 000
Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 17/11/2025The multi-billion dollar companies using the same TV adverts every year at Christmas. They don't even respect you enough to make up some fresh shite to shove in your face 000
Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 20/10/2025A great night with @alexhorne.bsky.social and @thehornesection.bsky.social tonight. I'm sat in the pub now racking my brain for pun names or actors and musicians but my cognitive functions have given up on me. I've just got Juice Willis stuck in there. 120
Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 05/10/2025As they say in both the comedy and blob job industry, one man's gag is another man's flop. 000
Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 19/06/2025@markhamillofficial.bsky.social I feel it's important you should know that JD Vance joined Blue sky a few hours ago. I wouldn't want you to miss the opportunity to give him a warm welcome, or tell him to piss off, whichever you think is best... 020
Reposted by Hazardous Gary ✅Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 14/06/2025Nope! More large vehicles to fuck up the roads Notice how the birdsong is louder than the crowd 852809486
Reposted by Hazardous Gary ✅🍁🇨🇦Team Canada Forever🇨🇦🍁 @teamcanadaforever.bsky.social · 15/06/2025Honestly I still can’t stop laughing 😂😅🤣 20243758812108
Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 20/05/2025I saw this and at first glance I thought it was a comparison to a young @herring1967.bsky.social 010
Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 19/05/2025@richardosman1.bsky.social @paulsinha.bsky.social you should do a week of House of Games with pro quizzers. I just want to see some people absolutely smash it and then fall apart because they didn't get the whimsical scrambled words rounds. 000
Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 16/05/2025Jennie the Guide Dog in the house of commons is such a treat. 010
Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 30/04/2025@herring1967.bsky.social started a game of #cnps with some people in the office. All fun as we flew though the teens and 20s. The 30s are revealing the darkness of the covenant we have entered into. ☹️ 000
Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 28/04/2025Happy Ed Balls day to all who celebrate! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_Ball...en.wikipedia.orgEd Balls - Wikipedia 010
Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 03/03/2025The amount of fires that Norman Price starts in Ponty Pandy I imagine there's a clause in everyone's home insurance that says he's not allowed to come around. 000
Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 28/02/2025@alexhorne.bsky.social "All the information is on the task" 000
Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 25/02/2025Tommee Tippee is just what his friends call him. His real name is Thomas Tipplingova 000
Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 14/02/2025I propose that the weeks after valentine's day be called "The awaiting period" 000
Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 02/02/2025We couldn't get a Luke Skywalker so we had to improvise a young @markhamillofficial.bsky.social 010
Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 16/01/2025I suppose it does get lonely on those long voyages... 000
Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 06/01/2025@pierrenovellie.bsky.social about to steal that look for half price 150
Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 01/01/2025@robbeckett.bsky.social you made less of a numpty of yourself on Gladiators than Josh did on the dancing 😁. Your mean mug at the start did look like you were trying to figure out a hard sum though 000
Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 29/12/2024Paddy Power is what his friends call him. His real name is Patrick Electric 000
Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 24/12/2024There's something about this guy from Home Alone that makes me think of @misterabk.bsky.social ? 000
Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 16/12/2024Prince Andrew walking around like Winnie the Pooh he got his hands in so many honey traps. We are going to see pictures of him on a moped in a french road tunnel before the end of the year at this rate. 000
Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 16/12/2024I feel like @watsoncomedian.bsky.social and @ivograham.bsky.social are two sides of the same coin. And the coin is loaded with weird nervous energy and it's a bit trembley in your hand. 100
Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 16/12/2024Look right, it's the week before my leave starts for Christmas. You can't expect me to make any effort now. You might as well just let me go home. 000
Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 10/12/2024To be fair to the Grinch. The Who's of Whoville are well annoying 000
Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 03/12/2024@alexhorne.bsky.social as I don't think Tim Key is on here, I need your help to settle an argument. Can you ask Tim when on SU2C bake off. 'Earliest childhood memory' show stopper. Did he pick stone henge as an easy build and make up a childhood memory to fit. Or was it a real memory? 000
Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Politics is just the worst thing ever. It's either proper fucking boring or making my piss boil. Nothing in between. 000
Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Imagine being a dirty pigeon who only drank oily puddle water your whole life and then you get to have clean tap water from a bird bath in someone's garden one day and "whoa! Holy shit! Is that some SUET?!" 010
Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Is there a word to describe the feeling of observing someone briefly as you pass them in a vehicle and wondering what their whole life is? 000
Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 29/11/2024I took this off Imgur. But I need the real source because this is a total banger. 100
Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 28/11/2024You mean... Like a driver? gizmodo.com/tesla-is-loo...gizmodo.comTesla Is Looking to Hire a Team to Remotely Control Its 'Self-Driving' RobotaxisElon Musk's 000
Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Just heard you on the Parenting Hell podcast @joelycett.bsky.social . On the subject of the birth certificate, it took all my willpower not to tell the registrar that my job was Intergalactic Space Pirate. I'm not sure they give that as much scrutiny as the names 😀 000
Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 26/11/2024I don't remember the desk having some neon bum cheeks on it when you say behind it @richardosman1.bsky.social 000
Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 26/11/2024I never did twitter or any social media really, so getting a ❤️ from someone I know from TV or podcasts on here gives me a dangerously addictive little rush and I can see now why some people's lives revolve around it. 010
Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 21/11/2024My favourite thing about bluesky at the moment is finding out which of my favourite comedians are on here. And then also looking at their follows and going "oh shit yeah, I like them too!". A journey of rediscovery. 000
