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Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 22m

Stormy Kirklees is a much more low budget star of the remake of that.. ahem... event....

Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

@countbinface.bsky.social Congratulations (or commiserations) on being immortalised in whatever the fuck this Tory Shite is

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Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Doesn't really matter because their media allies will just cut off the bit where he looks like a wazzock and insist that it was a slam dunk.

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Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I bet he's not even doing it himself. He hires someone to perv for him and he just steps in for the photo shoot.

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Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I thought it was what they called Paddington in South Africa

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Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

They are about as likeable as each other... No, scratch that. I like Humdinger more.

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Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

It always makes me laugh in those pictures how Ed has his coat on, like he's not planning on staying long.

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Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Spoke too soon, Nina just came on.

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Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Ive got to say, these guys are annoyingly competent so far.

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Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

One day you could reach the heady heights of greetings card writer. Just keep your head down and try your best. I believe in you buddy.

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Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

What a rollercoaster. And what an excellent new reaction image for the collection

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Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Newspapers went from being a factual point of record to being just another way to make some cunt money. Either by writing bait stories, slinging adverts or just straight up propaganda paid for in shady money. Real journalists are pushed out in favour of hacks with flwxible morals and a ChatGPT sub

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Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Couldn't think of what to put in the first panel eh?

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Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

They had their chance. They decided that some vague ideas around what they might do to brown people was more important than anything that might improve the area they live in or their own lot in life.

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Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Holey-moley. Look at that ratio.

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Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Soulless executives who don't understand the medium, don't respect its creators and exist only to extract money from it are a blight on all creative industries. They hate unions because it impacts on their only priority, maximise profit. Support the Unions and let them take back what they are owed.

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Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Porn: Thinking, decision making, time management, stealth, subterfuge. Lots of brain power used, therefore smart. GPT: "Hey gpt, think for me" "Tell me which is best" "what time is it?" "What is alimony?". No brain in use, therefore stupid.

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Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

It's hard for me to know if anyone *really* does love Stockholm or if it's something else...

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Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

"Yeah, and I'm stood right here" 😘

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Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Is it reeeeeeeealy a shock? Considering they lose a member, on average, every other day?

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Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Depending on how the movement is measured would have an impact on what.. ahem... physique is the best at the sport. Strokes Per Minute (SPM) would negatively impact longer competitors as they would have to be more vigorous to maintain the required SPM rate vs a those with a shorter distance to cover

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Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

They can't be MPs, then she would have to take some real ownership and accountability for their actions. They can be councillors though. She and the Tories couldn't give a fuck about those.

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Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Take out the trash, bring in The Bin!

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Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

"What's the charge?! Eating a meal? A succulent cafe meal?!"

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Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

*Horn beeps* "Haha, it's funny, because in Toontown all the cars go AWWOOOGGGAA... I think I miss it, in a way"

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Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

"Granny Cream Hot Butter Ice-cream" has been aggressively occupying a space in my brain for a while

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Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

I dont even know what Sharia is. That's how little overrunning there is.

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Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

I good for madlibs though Elon Musk says [his kids] will [love him] by the end of [November]

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Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Surely the MAGAloids will be very supportive of these anti vote tampering measures. I'm sure they won't have a hypocritical standpoint or anything....

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Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

A pile of shit, sneaking up on birds, to try and get a picture of them from angles only their children get to see? Oh wait. I get it now.

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Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

How much do you think he got paid to advertise that steak restaurant at the end? I guess you have to work your way up to selling gold like his boss Nigel.

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Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

The old classic "Oh come on! I'm only having a laugh!" guy. Except only he found it funny.

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Hazardous Gary ✅ @darkard.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

The only time he would reach across an aisle is if he was on a flight and the baby on the seat across from him had candy.

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