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Dan Warnken @danziginthedark.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

BUT! Robert Trujillo never saw a picture of my dog and told me she had “soulful eyes”

small beagle hound mix laying her chin on the couch with her front legs splayed out

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Dan Warnken @danziginthedark.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

did the little politics quiz and am pleased with the results

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Dan Warnken @danziginthedark.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

we will always have glem and his crows but i am still saddened that i will only have glem and his crows once

glem from strip law covered in crows

there’s a bunch of crow poop strewn about as well

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Dan Warnken @danziginthedark.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

i saw this at the Isles game last night and had to document it to get @downgoesbrown.bsky.social’s opinion on it

Guy in a Wendel Clark fisherman islanders sweater

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Dan Warnken @danziginthedark.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

huge news hitting my inbox tonight

plex email telling me Mr. Bean is free to stream

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Dan Warnken @danziginthedark.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

i know everyone’s tired of complaining about the cold but for fuck’s sake it’s literally warmer right now at the base where The Thing was set than it is outside my door

McMurdo Base current weather of 27 degrees fahrenheit with a RealFeel of 20

Accuweather readings for right now on Long Island with a temperature of 8 degrees fahrenheit and a RealFeel of negative 24 degrees

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Dan Warnken @danziginthedark.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

i have finally captured photographic evidence of the elusive cryptid that lives in my house

small cat, brown and black stripes, tiny bit of tongue sticking out: GIL!

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Dan Warnken @danziginthedark.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

saw this picture of Ron Tugnutt and thought you all should see it too this man was a professional hockey player for more than a decade

delightful image of former NHL goalie Ron Tugnutt, a white man with round spectacles, a reddish goatee, a very 90s hairstyle, and a general “guy that worked in a 90s IT department” vibe to him

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Dan Warnken @danziginthedark.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice In Chains

Less Than Jake - Hello Rockview album cover

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Dan Warnken @danziginthedark.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

work harder and you too can have your own Toontown-ass car

will.i.am’s custom purple car that looks somehow worse than the car Homer designed for Danny DeVito in that Simpsons episode

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Dan Warnken @danziginthedark.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

“They blew up the Chicken Man in Philly last night ? They blew up his house too? Wow. I didn't know that. You're telling me now for the first time. He led an amazing life. What else can you say?”

big wet idiot holding his finger to his ear like a total jabrone

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Dan Warnken @danziginthedark.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

happy halloween from Danielle and me and our yearly screening of Night of the Demons

doughy man wearing panda suit, gorgeous lady with glasses wearing tanooki suit, might of the demons on the tv in the background, happy Halloween!!!

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Dan Warnken @danziginthedark.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

trying to become the first person banned from doesthedogdie dot com

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Dan Warnken @danziginthedark.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

i got a tiny sink from a restoration company I work with

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Dan Warnken @danziginthedark.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

absolutely hilarious watching @jeffrosenstock.bsky.social in this room approximately 3 miles from my old apartment where he played my kitchen to 25 people