iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Makes sense he won’t be watching. JD’s entire political career is based on looking the other way.

I’m not a lawyer but if unidentified armed men disguised as construction workers point guns at you while you’re driving your kid somewhere in your car, you should be allowed to run them over.

030

Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Maybe socialism is the friends we made along the way

030

Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

JD Vance: “socialism, to me, is like the book The Puppy Who Lost His Way.”

130

Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Usha Vance’s dad is a mechanical engineer and her mother is a molecular biologist…

010

Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Has anyone noticed this about Ken Paxton?

000

Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Like FDR’s famous “let them have Hawaii” speech

031

Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Turning 40 in two months. Is there anything I should do before then (besides reread Steppenwolf)?

210

Reposted by Dan Wilbur

Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Hate it when you see what you think is a cool bird and you look it up later and it’s called like the Common Dumb Asshole. “Birders throughout history have hated its guts. It can’t even fly right.” I thought I saw an interesting guy.

473564388

Reposted by Dan Wilbur

Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Not a Bribe.

021

Reposted by Dan Wilbur

Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

all this is both foolish and unnecessary

81127419

Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

It is the choice of where to grasp the metaphorical gates that matters most. Does your hand pull the levers at the base from whence organized labor rises? Or does it float to the blade, making you yet another piece of meat to be flipped?

120

Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

When we enter the Burger King we physically take hold of the means of production, a spatula handle that synecdochically stands in for the workers themselves, much like the paper crown (foldable, weak) represents the franchisee’s ownership of his burger fiefdom.

262

Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Had fun as Vance on The God Show! youtu.be/etbYhuC6iYo?...

142

Reposted by Dan Wilbur

Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

LIVE VANCE SHOW 11/2 NYC!

121

Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

JD Vance shows off the White House’s new Super Intelligence website.

121

Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The fact that they’re trying to rewrite how bad Nixon was tells me they have Trump on tape in the Oval saying he’s going to steal the Midterms.

010

Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

We could have had rage-induced political unity in this country if all the conservatives who scream about how unsafe and pointless college is teamed up with the people who want real safety on college campuses, but, for some reason, the party that’s led by an adjudicated sexual abuser doesn’t care.

000

Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Jd Vance in full makeup, 600 speeches in a row: “why can’t they shut up about drag queens?”

011

Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Eric Schmitt has evidence Jack Smith was in Nashville in 2024 for the Hawk Tuah interview

010

Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

When you realize your friend isn’t going to say “Bofa” back to you

001

Reposted by Dan Wilbur

Besame mucho means Kiss me a lot @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

you don't need AI vance when you got Wilbur 🙂

041

Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

That’s what apology essays are for. Kids who misbehave. Not adult criminals.

030

Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I mooned everyone from a hotel window during my 8th Grade trip to DC. A lot of people thought it was funny including my parents and most of my fellow students. But not everyone wanted to see my bare ass. I learned that at age 13 and wrote a contrite essay.

100

Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I am not a perfect person but I remember having to write an essay in school apologizing to teachers and students alike for a grave error in judgement…

100

Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

How much you wanna bet one of them used ChatGPT?

010

Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Release the essays, Cornell. We want to see how persuasive they are about being spared expulsion or arrest for something we’d use to block visas for whole countries if we heard this happened there.

152

Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Cornell is not sending their best. We need to put a stop to all men graduating from the institution until we figure out what is going on.

110

Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Imagine being so bad at protecting your students, you’re desperate to go back to a time when your college was known as the school where everyone kills themselves.

010

Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Now imagine if Cornell discovered a text thread where everyone labeled a certain ongoing conflict a genocide and organized protests against it. Wait! You don’t have to. They removed those students.

041

Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The counterweight to every study about the benefits of psychedelics is seeing how many comedy podcasters became Christian nationalists after doing too many.

050

Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If you’re making a horror movie right now, you better be using three different aspect ratios MINIMUM

000

Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

You’re worried about pilots dressing up as wolves in their spare time and not the fact that they get paid to defy the gods and be up where none but Apollo is meant to tread???

031

Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Sure, AI can hack anything but is it capable of *being* a hack? No. And that’s why it will never replace me.

120

Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I contacted his office about his blaming trans kids for Trump’s reelection. I disliked him and then he voted to fund ICE right after Renée Good was shot.

010

Dan Wilbur @danwilbur.bsky.social · 26/09/2026