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DanTheWeb

@dantheweb.bsky.social
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A little man with big neuroses.

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MZS.Press @mzspress.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is really incredibly stated. And factually correct! Our cities **"are holding the people that the rest of the country failed to love and take care of"**
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Steve Burgess @steveburgess53.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
An American political axiom: If you're a racist sexual predator and a narcissistic psychopath who disgraces and demeans the presidency every single day, high gas prices can hurt your popularity.
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DanTheWeb @dantheweb.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Wildfires in the US? Canada sends help. Wildfires in Canada? The US sends threats.
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DanTheWeb @dantheweb.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Wow, 3-1 less than one minute into the game.
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DanTheWeb @dantheweb.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
This is one of the most engrossing long-form pieces I have read in ages. Quite a cast of characters. I look forward to the inevitable movie/series/documentary.
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DanTheWeb @dantheweb.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
We need to change the definition of "stupified" to describe what happens to these people when they become part of the Trumposphere.
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DanTheWeb @dantheweb.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
What to get for the guy who has everything.
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Gary Delaney Comedian @garydelaney.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
A story in three parts
A story in the parts
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DanTheWeb @dantheweb.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Donald Trump. If you bleed him, is he not still a prick?
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DanTheWeb @dantheweb.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
I saw a headline that began "Reverse Alzheimer's Disease..." and for a moment I didn't realize reverse was a verb here. I thought it was referring to a disease called Reverse Alzheimer's, which I imagine is when you remember too much. Honestly, I think that would be worse.
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DanTheWeb @dantheweb.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Why does he have to pope under a pseudonym?
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Corey Atad @coreyatad.com · 06/05/2025
this internet was a mistake, but sometimes it’s the best thing ever created
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
literally every time I talk to friends
three panel cartoon by @emilyscartoons.bsky.social … in the first panel one person says "let's not talk about politics any more, I can't bear it" and the other person replies "same." in the second panel, they say nothing. in the third panel, the first person yells "THE THING IS THOUGH" and the second person yells back "THOSE FUCKING IDIOTS"
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DanTheWeb @dantheweb.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Chuck Schumer once again rolling over and showing his soft underbelly. Pathetic. Step aside, Chuck, and make room for someone who has the courage for this fight.
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DanTheWeb @dantheweb.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
I've got to stop going to this massage therapist. He just rubs me the wrong way.
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chauntel21.bsky.social @chauntel21.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Dictator vs. Democracy. The stark contrast could not be any greater. 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦
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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
This Daily Show clip is so good, but make sure to stick around to the very end for Bill O'Reilly.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 02/02/2025
RONALD REAGAN (1988): We should be aware of the demagogues who are ready to declare a trade war against our friends, weakening our economy, our national security, and the entire free world—all while cynically waving the American flag.
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ceej @ceej.online · 05/01/2025
please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that
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DanTheWeb @dantheweb.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
bsky.app/profile/acyn...
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DanTheWeb @dantheweb.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Back in the day, Shakespeare would post clips from his plays on ThouTube.
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DanTheWeb @dantheweb.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Who had to tell Jimmy Carter?
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DanTheWeb @dantheweb.bsky.social · 02/10/2024
"For tonight's debate, we have given these undecided voters [attention-seekers/people with under-developed prefrontal cortexes] a dial to turn..." Just give them puzzles where they have to fit the round peg in the round hole. It would keep them occupied and spare the rest of us this nonsense.
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The Questionable Authority @questauthority.bsky.social · 21/07/2024
Or just go ahead and call them racists.
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DanTheWeb @dantheweb.bsky.social · 18/01/2024
But I have promises to keep, And kilometers before I sleep.
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Large Marginalia @largemarginalia.bsky.social · 24/12/2023
About those reindeers’ names… Dasher—will leave you with the bill. Dancer—actually a stripper. Prancer—so dubbed by homophobic uncle. Vixen—slut-adjacent. Comet—a speed freak. Cupid—wears diapers. Donner—a cannibal. Blitzen—a blackout drunk. Rudolph—a disgraced former mayor.
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The Jer Witch Project @neveronbrand.bsky.social · 10/12/2023
"Hello, we have a reservation for the night." "No you don't."
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DanTheWeb @dantheweb.bsky.social · 10/12/2023
This feels a lot like another place where I used to hang out but without that musky smell.
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