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Dan, formerly of pantless fame @danschm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Now That’s What I Call Spursy!
Michael Brown, former Tottenham midfielder on BBC Radio 5 Live: I think De Zerbi’s side have created several opportunities and had most of the possession. 

So obviously, aside from the goal, Spurs have had a good amount of [screenshot ends here because funny]
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Dan, formerly of pantless fame @danschm.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
immeasurable psychic damage from this podcast title, excellent work @reckless.bsky.social
It's about ethics in journalism, with Ben Smith: Decoder with Nilay Patel
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Dan, formerly of pantless fame @danschm.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
“You wouldn’t dispose of a barbecue” in the style of the old “you wouldn’t download a car” ads
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Dan, formerly of pantless fame @danschm.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Andy Burnham will stop at nothing to protect the national treasure that is the Tiny Stourbridge Train
The Tiny Stourbridge Train, which runs a shuttle service between Stourbridge Junction and Stourbridge Town stations
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Dan, formerly of pantless fame @danschm.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Lisa wheeling Bart, who is dead serious about preventing wildfires, into her parents’ room
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Dan, formerly of pantless fame @danschm.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
“You know I had to do it to em” guy
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Dan, formerly of pantless fame @danschm.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
of course, this won’t be the first historic event involving a king in and around a Chinese dining room
A gentleman being arrested for the crime of enjoying a succulent Chinese meal
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Dan, formerly of pantless fame @danschm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
THE MYTH OF “CONSENSUAL" WORLD CUP WINNERS

Player 1: I consent! 

Player 2: I consent! 

Gianni Infantino: I don’t! 

ISN’T THERE SOMEONE YOU FORGOT TO ASK?
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Dan, formerly of pantless fame @danschm.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
this particular 1-2 of headline and byline might be the most 2026 tech bro shit i have ever seen
Article from the Verge: 

Instagram's Adam Mosseri: If you don't like Al, 'then you shouldn't have it in your feed'

Mosseri still doesn't want to filter out AI posts completely, however.
 
By Emma Roth | July 10, 2026 9:45 am EDT
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Dan, formerly of pantless fame @danschm.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Blink twice if Robbie Gibb is behind you Chris.
A BBC text post from Chris Mason:


 That's how Nigel Farage is trying to seize the
 initiative and the momentum, if you like, of
 having his back against the wall with all of
 the revelations relating to his finances.

 On top of that, you could hear the anger -
 and it is authentic anger - about what he sees
 as the unreasonable encroachment on his
 family as a result of the swirl of media
 attention.

 We were several steps from it, but a by-
 election was already being talked about at
 Westminster as one potential outcome of the
 investigation under way by the parliamentary
 standards commissioner into Farage's £5m
 gift.

 One scenario down the track after the
 investigation's findings were released could
 have been a recall petition and potentially a
 by-election.

 We've seen that in the past where MPs find
 themselves in that situation against their will.

 Here is Nigel Farage seizing the moment and
 the initiative and saying that he'll press ahead
 with that by-election and framing it, as he so
 often does, as a tussle between the people
 and elements of the establishment.
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Dan, formerly of pantless fame @danschm.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Nigel Farage utterly coated in viscous white fluid
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Dan, formerly of pantless fame @danschm.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
neymar looking wistfully at the world cup, which he never won
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Dan, formerly of pantless fame @danschm.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
🫪 @rhysm.wales
iMessage from Rhys saying “haha, ok. I mean, I’m up for pretty much anything in Soho”
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Dan, formerly of pantless fame @danschm.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
shock this morning as mayor of london sadiq khan throws his hat in the ring to replace outgoing manchester city manager pep guardiola
A freshly buzzcut Sadiq in the Guardian yesterday, vowing to overrule residents’ group’s objections to Soho bars and restaurants (incredibly based)
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Dan, formerly of pantless fame @danschm.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
at least one candidate has already been selected
my other cat idiot, getting head scritches in the sun
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Dan, formerly of pantless fame @danschm.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
this is how it feels to be a heterosexual arsenal hater in london this weekend
Squidward watching SpongeBob (gay, going to Mighty Hoopla) and Patrick (straight, going to the Arsenal parade) having the time of their lives outside
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Dan, formerly of pantless fame @danschm.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
like = free him repost = he shall be Cleansed
my cat in the bottom of our dishwasher, shortly before he hopped out without incident
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Dan, formerly of pantless fame @danschm.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
God is real and he is the first pint of a bank holiday weekend
A cider in the sun on a pub garden bench
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Dan, formerly of pantless fame @danschm.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Game is gone.
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Dan, formerly of pantless fame @danschm.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Farage will be found in breach of standards and suspended for one day short of the threshold for a recall petition.
Chudjak urges you to consult the graph, which quite clearly shows that as time goes on the number of things that happen remains zero.
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Dan, formerly of pantless fame @danschm.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
i see absolutely nothing that could possibly go wrong here
The results from Ilford North, Wes Streeting’s constituency, at the 2024 election. He has a majority of 528 votes.
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Dan, formerly of pantless fame @danschm.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
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Dan, formerly of pantless fame @danschm.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
This fella
Bluesky user @adamjschwarz
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Dan, formerly of pantless fame @danschm.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Lmao
Screenshot of my skeet, showing that the guy I was quote tweeting has blocked me
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Dan, formerly of pantless fame @danschm.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
GUYS I WAS KIDDING (h/t @hern.bsky.social
Alex Hern (correctly) calls for the destruction of Westminster council as not even a day after winning the new Tory leader of Westminster council confirms he’ll challenge plans to pedestrianise Oxford Street
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Dan, formerly of pantless fame @danschm.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
oh for fuck’s sake
A cartoon from today’s Telegraph depicting Zack Polanski and Nigel Farage as snooker players “sinking the red/blue”. Polanski had been drawn with the kind of huge, hooked nose you’d expect to see on an antisemitic caricature. A closeup of Polanski’s face from the previous cartoon.
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Dan, formerly of pantless fame @danschm.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
every single time

A tweet from the bad website, courtesy of user @LinkofSunshine:

People on twitter will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a Walmart" and then not firebomb a Walmart
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Dan, formerly of pantless fame @danschm.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
This is the second Palantir puff piece the Times have put out this week, why are they so horny for peter thiel suddenly
An excerpt from a Times article on Facebook:

 "No-one should be judged by who their parents or
 grandparents are," Zack Polanski, the Green Party leader
 pronounced at a recent campaign event - before proceeding
 to do just that.
 "But this is a man who is the grandson of Oswald Mosley and
 still insists on wearing a black shirt every single time he is on
 TV."
 The subject of Polanski's vitriol was Louis Mosley who, by dint
 of genealogy, is the grandson of the 1930s British fascist
 leader.
 And his "crime"? Running the UK arm of one of the world's
 most successful yet controversial technology companies,
 which has a £300 million contract to bring NHS IT systems
 into the 21st century”
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Dan, formerly of pantless fame @danschm.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
is this a recession indicator
 a whole bunch of vr headsets on display in a second-hand electronics store
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Dan, formerly of pantless fame @danschm.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Tim Pool’s “Sources tell me Charlie is stable. Please God” tweet but I’ve pasted Jonathan Tortoise over Charlie
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Dan, formerly of pantless fame @danschm.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Badge status: in
Tommy Robinson wearing a Stone Island shirt with the badge half visible, with US politician/dickhead Joe Rittenhouse
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Dan, formerly of pantless fame @danschm.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
life’s too short test in prod
Several test notifications from the Xbox mobile app
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Dan, formerly of pantless fame @danschm.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
got a notification for this :)
A recommended tweet from an account called “Conscious Philosopher that says “Test: N****r.” The slur has been scribbled over with red ink but was uncensored in the original post.
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Dan, formerly of pantless fame @danschm.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Krusty the Clown saying “Let’s just say it moved me… to a bigger house!”
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Dan, formerly of pantless fame @danschm.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
has anyone posted this yet
@dril:
turning a big dial taht says "Racism" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right
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Dan, formerly of pantless fame @danschm.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
“I have impartiality through my bones” - robbie gibb, former advisor to theresa may and now highly influential bbc board member
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Dan, formerly of pantless fame @danschm.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
long-time followers of the channel may remember that time the bbc portrayed a tory chancellor as superman
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Dan, formerly of pantless fame @danschm.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
shot/chaser
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Dan, formerly of pantless fame @danschm.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
The lion does not concern himself with the risks of testing in production
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Dan, formerly of pantless fame @danschm.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Always respected the very real threat of Atletico. Just can’t rule them out.
A meme going over the experience of watching a Liverpool football match. 

The first few minutes says “oh boy am i excited to watch my favourite team play”

The feeling during most of the match is “im going to kill myself”

Finally, our hero tops it off with a single, unbreakable “nice we won”
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Dan, formerly of pantless fame @danschm.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
round
a rotund, arguably pushing circular, cat sits on a floral patterned bedsheet
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Dan, formerly of pantless fame @danschm.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Smaug the dragon from the Hobbit, with a speech bubble from his mouth reaching to the quoted tweet
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Dan, formerly of pantless fame @danschm.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
late-stage brain melt caused by spending all day scrolling through TradWestChad69’s twitter timeline www.wsj.com/politics/elon-musk-chil…
An excerpt from the linked WSJ article: 

While Musk was in Pennsylvania canvassing for Trump before the election, Musk sent a series of texts about the urgency of winning the state to St. Clair. "In all of history, there has never been a competitive army composed of women. Not even once," he wrote. "Men are made for war. Real men, anyway." He followed up with: "I am in full war mode. Going to the front lines today. Must win PA."
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Dan, formerly of pantless fame @danschm.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
behold, the most Linkedin one-two of post and comment your eyes will ever be subjected to:
A Linkedin post that says: 

 “My newsfeed is split into two groups: People who demand employers let
 employees work from home w/ more benefits and pay.

 - AND -

 People competing with the 5.4M Indian engineers who are working 90 hours per week for 1/10 the pay of US workers.
 
One of these groups is entitled.”A reply to the same Linkedin post that says: 

 “Plot twist: The third group is quietly building Al to replace both sides”
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Dan, formerly of pantless fame @danschm.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Afternoon
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Dan, formerly of pantless fame @danschm.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Printing this out and framing it btw
Erling Haaland watching Manchester City lose 0-2 to Liverpool, his head in his hand.
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Dan, formerly of pantless fame @danschm.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Do you ever just feel like a stuffed 17th century rhino
A rhino on exhibit at the Science Museum. It has been stuffed poorly, giving it an awkward facial expression.
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Dan, formerly of pantless fame @danschm.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
COPE. SEEEEEEEETHE
21:07 GMT
 Everton 1-2 Liverpool
 Rio Ferdinand
 Former Man Utd defender on TNT Sports

You can only imagine what that Mohamed Salah goal will have done to any Arsenal players watching on.
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Dan, formerly of pantless fame @danschm.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Whoever’s doing the Everton Liverpool commentary is absolutely RAGING
A screenshot of the BBC sport app saying:

“GOAL - Everton 1-2 Liverpool

Against the run of play, Liverpool lead.”
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Dan, formerly of pantless fame @danschm.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Seems like a suitable day to repost this
A (deleted) tweet from the official House Judiciary GOP account saying “Kanye. Elon. Trump”.
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