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Dan Posluns

@danposluns.bsky.social
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Giving the new site a try. Gamedev, comedy, inanity and banality. Engineering director on Fortnite. He/him. Posts are my own, at least no one else seems to want them

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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I Have No Mouth And I Must Vote
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Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 16/09/2026
Rationalism rocks. Love any philosophy that tells me: 1) My actions are moral if I help a greater quantity of future people than the real ones I harm 2) There is an infinite quantity of future people 3) Thus, it's essential that I make as much money as possible by doing things I already want to do
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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Damn. I was all set not to care about the iPhone Duo. But then they had to bring back my old ex-lover, the one that got away: Touch ID.
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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I managed to skirt past most of it but in like the first 5 minutes of the movie the pups were planning on how to overthrow the democratically elected mayor because they were sure he must have cheated to win
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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
What even is this nonsense @alaskaairlines.bsky.social
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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Going door-to-door like Jehovah’s Witnesses but asking folks if they’ve ever thought about how Thanos’ plan made no damn sense if you squinted at it even a little bit, and isn’t it weird how none of the Avengers even comment on that
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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Maybe not impressive by today’s standards but this was a big deal in 1998!
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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
OoT was the game that convinced me 3D could be more than a gimmick. Nothing will top the feeling of falling in a pit only for POV to switch to King Dodongo, then circle back around to his massive form. No time to think, just run if you know what’s good for you! youtube.com/shorts/SfkUi...
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King Dodongo Intro - Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time 100% Walkthrough
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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
😢
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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Whenever I get into an elevator with my dog I wonder if he understands what's going on or if he thinks we're just entering the teleportation chamber
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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
I wish we could go back to a time before every single TV remote was used to sell ad space to streaming companies
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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
The sheer audacity of websites that provide a mute button but not a volume slider
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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
This has, frankly, gnawed at me since it became idiomatic well over a decade ago xkcd.com
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Big and Little Spoons
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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 10/11/2025
this is literally never not accurate
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
I will support any New York mayoral candidate who admits bodegas are just convenience stores and everywhere in the world has them
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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Um
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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
The only ever actual phishing emails I've received at work were the ones sent by my own IT department trying to trick me
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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Everyone going around preparing for the Last Generation without ever realizing we're it
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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
I remember him doing a 60 Minutes interview ~20 years ago where he talked about giving away all of his money through his foundation, yet somehow his net worth has done the opposite of that
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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
NYTimes sending their best intern
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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I can’t explain why, but I am 100% convinced that Panda Express is the funniest restaurant to give someone a gift card for
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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I'm kind of relieved that I have until November 4 to finish Silksong or my Game Pass expiring will effectively finish it for me
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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Yes I’m playing Silksong
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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Games where if you die you then have to loot your previous corpse to get your stuff back and it disappears forever if you die while en route to your corpse can go die in a fire
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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Day of the Tentacle let you play the original Maniac Mansion on Weird Ed's computer, over a decade earlier. Felt especially wild back in 1993 (still the early days of CD-ROM games), that kind of move was unprecedented
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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
No, this may be terrible but it’s actually very savvy of them. Short-form video from sites like TikTok is dominating other forms right now in the battle for limited hours of media consumption. Disney wants their foot in the door. The mouse always evolves
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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Should I punish myself by getting Silksong or reward myself by just playing SOTN again for the 20th time 🤔
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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Couldn’t that mean they’re working?
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 16/09/2025
my favorite robert redford story is that mike nichols considered him for dustin hoffman's part in THE GRADUATE. during their conversation nichols asked redford something like, "have you ever struck out with a girl?" and redford's response was basically, "i don't understand the question"
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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
My phone number brings all the scammers to the yard
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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Expensing business travel in the 21st century is such an antiquated process. You paid with a corp card, we have all the data already, most of it came in via integrated corporate accounts we have with the hotel, airline, Uber, etc. but we still need you to manually upload copies of everything
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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
FSAs should never be forfeited. They should always either roll over or be paid back out to you with taxes withheld. That "use it or lose it" is the law is flagrantly and embarrassingly anti-employee.
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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
So much life advice comes down to people advocating for taking big risks, and I wonder how much survivor bias plays into that
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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
In uni I was in a course where we had to review each other’s essays, and I remember being SO MAD when my randomly assigned partner clearly plagiarized his. I refused to grade it, wrote on it my job was to review his work and not Google’s. So no, I don’t think I’d do well in the era of ChatGPT.
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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Realistically if I was a character in Better Call Saul I would be dead by the second season
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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Yoshi out in the first round… against Dry Bones??? Something doesn’t add up here
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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
As much as I loved Better Call Saul, it beggars belief that Gus Fring was able to build a secret tunnel connecting two houses across a suburban, non-dead end street, for any amount of drug money
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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
It’s weird that strawberries taste red to me and blueberries taste blue
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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
On the one hand it’s unfortunate about the Late Show cancellation but on the other hand it would be great if Colbert had a reason to go do something interesting again
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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Thank you, Bank of America ATM, for protecting my sensitive information from prying eyes
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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Good news about the preorder I made three months ago, for the device that came out three weeks ago!
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
I can’t be the only one who never saw the “r” in “circadian rhythm” well into their 20s, and just assumed it was named after how cicadas migrate or something
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julie gourinchas @literaryfey.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm
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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Having one of those days where I feel like it's about time for my lunch break and I check the clock and it's 9:45 AM
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
two years and we haven't sent even one more billionaire down
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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Started a replay of Ori and the Blind Forest yesterday. I remembered the opening was good but I'd forgotten just how masterfully done it is, it's like the first 10 minutes of Up for its economy of storytelling
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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
The new-release movies are all still there, they’re just not catalogued under a single section you can browse anymore. It’s a fairly small UX difference that really, really sucks
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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
There was a brief few years when Prime Video had a New Releases section just like the video store used to, all the new-release movies were there, and you could rent them for $5 or whatever, then they got rid of that section for some inscrutable reason and now I have to miss having video stores again
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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Narrator: these were not, in fact, all the rules
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