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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I Have No Mouth And I Must Vote

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Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 16/09/2026

Rationalism rocks. Love any philosophy that tells me: 1) My actions are moral if I help a greater quantity of future people than the real ones I harm 2) There is an infinite quantity of future people 3) Thus, it's essential that I make as much money as possible by doing things I already want to do

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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Damn. I was all set not to care about the iPhone Duo. But then they had to bring back my old ex-lover, the one that got away: Touch ID.

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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Going door-to-door like Jehovah’s Witnesses but asking folks if they’ve ever thought about how Thanos’ plan made no damn sense if you squinted at it even a little bit, and isn’t it weird how none of the Avengers even comment on that

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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

OoT was the game that convinced me 3D could be more than a gimmick. Nothing will top the feeling of falling in a pit only for POV to switch to King Dodongo, then circle back around to his massive form. No time to think, just run if you know what’s good for you! youtube.com/shorts/SfkUi...

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King Dodongo Intro - Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time 100% Walkthrough

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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

Whenever I get into an elevator with my dog I wonder if he understands what's going on or if he thinks we're just entering the teleportation chamber

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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

I wish we could go back to a time before every single TV remote was used to sell ad space to streaming companies

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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

The sheer audacity of websites that provide a mute button but not a volume slider

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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

This has, frankly, gnawed at me since it became idiomatic well over a decade ago xkcd.com

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Big and Little Spoons

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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 10/11/2025

this is literally never not accurate

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

I will support any New York mayoral candidate who admits bodegas are just convenience stores and everywhere in the world has them

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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

The only ever actual phishing emails I've received at work were the ones sent by my own IT department trying to trick me

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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

I can’t explain why, but I am 100% convinced that Panda Express is the funniest restaurant to give someone a gift card for

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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

I'm kind of relieved that I have until November 4 to finish Silksong or my Game Pass expiring will effectively finish it for me

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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

Games where if you die you then have to loot your previous corpse to get your stuff back and it disappears forever if you die while en route to your corpse can go die in a fire

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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

Should I punish myself by getting Silksong or reward myself by just playing SOTN again for the 20th time 🤔

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 16/09/2025

my favorite robert redford story is that mike nichols considered him for dustin hoffman's part in THE GRADUATE. during their conversation nichols asked redford something like, "have you ever struck out with a girl?" and redford's response was basically, "i don't understand the question"

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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

My phone number brings all the scammers to the yard

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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

Expensing business travel in the 21st century is such an antiquated process. You paid with a corp card, we have all the data already, most of it came in via integrated corporate accounts we have with the hotel, airline, Uber, etc. but we still need you to manually upload copies of everything

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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

FSAs should never be forfeited. They should always either roll over or be paid back out to you with taxes withheld. That "use it or lose it" is the law is flagrantly and embarrassingly anti-employee.

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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

So much life advice comes down to people advocating for taking big risks, and I wonder how much survivor bias plays into that

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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

In uni I was in a course where we had to review each other’s essays, and I remember being SO MAD when my randomly assigned partner clearly plagiarized his. I refused to grade it, wrote on it my job was to review his work and not Google’s. So no, I don’t think I’d do well in the era of ChatGPT.

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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

As much as I loved Better Call Saul, it beggars belief that Gus Fring was able to build a secret tunnel connecting two houses across a suburban, non-dead end street, for any amount of drug money

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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

It’s weird that strawberries taste red to me and blueberries taste blue

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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

On the one hand it’s unfortunate about the Late Show cancellation but on the other hand it would be great if Colbert had a reason to go do something interesting again

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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

Thank you, Bank of America ATM, for protecting my sensitive information from prying eyes

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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

Good news about the preorder I made three months ago, for the device that came out three weeks ago!

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

I can’t be the only one who never saw the “r” in “circadian rhythm” well into their 20s, and just assumed it was named after how cicadas migrate or something

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julie gourinchas @literaryfey.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm

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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

Having one of those days where I feel like it's about time for my lunch break and I check the clock and it's 9:45 AM

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

two years and we haven't sent even one more billionaire down

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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

Started a replay of Ori and the Blind Forest yesterday. I remembered the opening was good but I'd forgotten just how masterfully done it is, it's like the first 10 minutes of Up for its economy of storytelling

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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

There was a brief few years when Prime Video had a New Releases section just like the video store used to, all the new-release movies were there, and you could rent them for $5 or whatever, then they got rid of that section for some inscrutable reason and now I have to miss having video stores again

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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

Narrator: these were not, in fact, all the rules

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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

If you had to identify a beagle out of a lineup of dogs and your only frame of reference was Snoopy, you’d get it wrong 100% of the time

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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

There's a special place in hell for websites with video, where the audio control only serves to mute or unmute and doesn't give you a volume slider

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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

Tony Dalton snuck onto #TheLastOfUsSeason2 like an assassin and killed for 3 straight minutes of television before vanishing back into the night

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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

I knew Clara Obscur: Expedition 33 was made by a French studio but I was unprepared for just how French it was going to be

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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

You can use a stool softener like Miralax, or, I’ve discovered, you can instead just spring for the Greek Fries with your lunch at Mediterranean Grill

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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/05/2025

Trump Absent-Mindedly Snacks On Constitution

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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

I’m recovering from surgery and the babysitter texts my wife with “Dan’s gonna have an aneurysm…” because of dogs & kids & noise and of course involuntary AI summary leads off with DAN HAD AN ANEURYSM, thanks for making my wife shit her pants #appleintelligence #appleai

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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

Godspeed to my Canadian brothers and sisters Please don’t fuck this up

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Dan Posluns @danposluns.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

There should be standard Terms and Conditions available for guest WiFi, that I can pre-accept on my phone, and not have to click through all this captive bullshit

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Josh Johnson @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

How I Wish Katy Perry Sang In Space

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Jeff Bakalar @jerf.xyz · 22/04/2025

hey earth, happy earth day. please sit down I have some terrible news

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