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Dan Plagens / Typo Country

@danplagens.bsky.social
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Allegedly funny writer-person with a newsletter and a screenwriting degree. www.typocountry.com

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Dan Hon @danhon.com · 12/06/2026
OCEANIA HAS ALWAYS BEEN VERY CLOSE TO A DEAL WITH EURASIA
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
/Walking away from an overflowing toilet without looking back and putting on sunglasses like a cool action movie guy.
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e6n @e6n.lol · 30/03/2026
what the hell i just wanted to buy a friggin cat what have i walked into
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 06/01/2026
Can we please go back to Division I-A and I-AA now. FBS/FCS doesn't make sense anymore and it's still too difficult to explain to normal people.
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Stan Lee @legitstanlee.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
let's cut to the chase: mark cuban and luigi mangione in a bari weiss hosted debate, ends with all three of them looking warmly in each other's eyes and saying "I may not agree with you, but I RESPECT you."
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
this is the sound it makes when daffy duck runs directly into a telephone pole
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Dan Plagens / Typo Country @danplagens.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
If Michigan hired a ChatGPT generated character to be their next football coach, I would be mad at first but would really respect the bit
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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Just once I’d like an athlete to say “hail Satan” at the beginning of a post game interview, is that too much to ask
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 09/12/2025
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Dan Plagens / Typo Country @danplagens.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
It’s called Kryptonite, T. It’s this green shit that makes Superman piss his pants and fall over.
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Dan Plagens / Typo Country @danplagens.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
I saw a sign that read: “UCLA HEALTH STAYS #1 FOR THOSE WHO COME FIRST.” And I think that’s great but what about for those of us who come last???
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Defector @defector.com · 27/11/2025
Arsenal fandom has been steadily rising in New York City, and it is the responsibility of the Mayor to ensure that New Yorkers who do not root for that particular team feel safe in their communities. defector.com/can-zohran-m...
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Can Zohran Mamdani Keep New Yorkers Safe From Remembering Some Arsenal Guys? | Defector
Zohran Mamdani is weeks away from becoming Mayor of New York City. As someone who does not live in the city but nevertheless has a lot of opinions about what goes on there, I want his administration…
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Dan Plagens / Typo Country @danplagens.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Detroit Lions wide receiver room (2025)
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
people still talk about poverty/necessity as a competitive advantage for athletes, meanwhile every pro league is increasingly filled with the wealthy children of the last generation’s millionaire stars (this guy obviously included)
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 24/11/2025
Grok please jangle some shiny keys in front of my face. Nuance level zero
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Dan Plagens / Typo Country @danplagens.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
🎶 Hold me now I’m six feet from the edge and I’m thinking Maybe six feet ain’t so far down🎶
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Matt Pearce @mattdpearce.com · 18/11/2025
I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.
A LinkedIn ad showing Jensen Huang shaking hands with some vague fashion executive:

L'OREAL
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We're thrilled to announce a collaboration with NVIDIA to supercharge beauty with next-gen Al.

WELCOME TO
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 15/11/2025
USC having to play goddamn IOWA on one of the roughly five rainy days in Los Angeles all year is such a bad beat, man. Program might be cursed
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Brand Value Comix @brandvaluecomix.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
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Dan Plagens / Typo Country @danplagens.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
12 angry men but it’s about 12 very hungry guys arguing for 7 hours about throwing a sandwich at a cop. “By golly fellas, I just don’t think the mayo makes a difference.”
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
“I wish them the best in private life” is something I need an NBA player to say after knocking an opponent out of the playoffs
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Dan Plagens / Typo Country @danplagens.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
The funniest part of the Bible is when Jesus feeds the multitudes and THERE ARE LEFTOVERS!
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Dan Plagens / Typo Country @danplagens.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Michigan basketball coaches every time a possession lasts more than 5 seconds
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Dan Plagens / Typo Country @danplagens.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
World Series teams: *brawls* Umpires: *putting hands on hips* now boys…
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Dan Plagens / Typo Country @danplagens.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Reacting to the fumble
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Dan Plagens / Typo Country @danplagens.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Michigan playing like they’re hungover from Halloween
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
This Bill Belichick UNC team is so cursed they’re outgaining their opponent 103 to negative 8 and losing
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Holy shit
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Senta M Moses @sentammoses.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
A poster giving all the reasons donating money to a food bank is better. It allows the bank to purchase what they need in bulk, and they can be sure it's delivered fresh and nothing goes to waste.
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Dan Plagens / Typo Country @danplagens.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
House of Dynamite-style movie about the Twitter offices when Grok started calling itself 'MechaHitler'
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Mike Petriello @mikepetriello.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Talking to absolutely no one in particular: The Blue Jays are not a small market team, they have a top 5 payroll, they gave Vladdy $500 million non-deferred, they tried to give Ohtani the exact same contract that he accepted with LA. Their market is Canada. It's a big market!
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 23/10/2025
Saw some people worrying ESPN would make this show boring and normal. Unthinkable
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Mike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
"somebody has to make the play" *CJ Stroud trips and falls*
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Brian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 20/10/2025
The tech industry should not promote any revolutionary new technologies until it fixes its many semi- and non-functional products
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Dan Plagens / Typo Country @danplagens.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
The Denver Broncos
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Pete Fuller @petefullerga.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
James Franklin flies down to Athens to talk about getting fired while sitting in front of “Kiffin poops while Standing” sign.
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Oscar Goff @theoscargoff.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Animaniacs did a scene-for-scene APOCALYPSE NOW parody about stopping Jerry Lewis from making THE DAY THE CLOWN CRIED, and I just completely accepted it as an eight year old.
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Dan Plagens / Typo Country @danplagens.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
I hear New England has a great coach; the Titans should look into hiring him.
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Dan Plagens / Typo Country @danplagens.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
All time “I’m sorry I hit the guy who had it coming” apology
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Dan Plagens / Typo Country @danplagens.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Are you still eligible for unemployment in Pennsylvania if you’re owed a $50 million severance package?
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Space Coyote @spacecoyote.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
This was a match up problem game for Michigan on film. USC loves gap and Michigan struggles vs quick game, which USC can do. So unless the O could churn in run game, I didn’t expect it to be great. But the tape is just so much worse than it should be
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Dan Plagens / Typo Country @danplagens.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
As a long time hater of USC football, it brings me no pleasure to report that they are still bad. That defense will fold the moment it faces a competent, healthy offense. And one day Michigan might have one of those.
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Dan Plagens / Typo Country @danplagens.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
James Franklin Google search history: “how to make them fire you Reddit”
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Dan Plagens / Typo Country @danplagens.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
James Franklin really wants to get fired
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Dan Plagens / Typo Country @danplagens.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
UCLA football back?
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Seth M. Fisher @mgoseth.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
I spent all season trying to figure out what I expected of this team and losing in the 7th inning of the sixth game of a five-game ALDS is probably the most appropriate end.
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Nick @therealnick.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Michigan is good on Kid Rock. Can Alabama or Arkansas adopt him please?
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Dan Plagens / Typo Country @danplagens.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
I have recently learned that clenching your teeth all day everyday is not, in fact, something normal people do.
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