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@dannycoole.bsky.social
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danny @dannycoole.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
got called in to work 😔
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danny @dannycoole.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this was no one's fault, to clarify. I just got stuck working>working out>helping a friend move>finally decompress for a minute. by then, everyone was asleep
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danny @dannycoole.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
worked hard all day just to be stuck alone after 🥲
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danny @dannycoole.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is hell
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danny @dannycoole.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can help if you need, I got expurience
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danny @dannycoole.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
did you show your teachers yet?
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danny @dannycoole.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
worth it
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Jerma Eats Burger and Heals
Alt: Jerma Eats Burger and Heals
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a woman pushing a shopping cart into a grocery store. In the baby seat of the shopping cart is an unusual orange creature with a trunk and antennae. The security guard standing in the doorway says, “ma’am, you can’t bring that in here.” Panel 2: the woman turns around and gestures at the creature. She says, “come on… he’s not hurting anyone.” Panel 3: the security guard points matter-of-factly at a sign on the wall behind him. The sign reads in bold red letters, “NO SHNOOBS. NO EXCEPTIONS.” It features a picture of an identical orange creature, the humble shnoob.
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danny @dannycoole.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
jk tell my client's all of it, I have better colors, better cuts, and better pricing. they'll probs be impressed or smth
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danny @dannycoole.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
some labels I've been meaning to make. just realized I can use the dead space from client's projects for my labels. essentially making them pay for the labels. don't tell my clients tho
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wern 🏳️‍⚧️⨂ @wernmoment.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
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NSG's Gallery @nsgsgallery.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 26/09/2026
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danny @dannycoole.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
got a field camera for stream gameplay preview so I can perfect-parry live on stream without wasting desk space
*alien dipping nuggets*
I'm doing nuggets you've never heard of into sauces you could never understand
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 25/09/2026
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danny @dannycoole.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it's exponential when you're younger. Someone who played it at 12 would now be 21, out of high school, old enough to drink, and 10 years wiser/stupider
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danny @dannycoole.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
so productivity skyrocketed, and we can do more in less time now. which means we should get more downtime right? right????
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 17/09/2026
Summer xkcd.com/3299/
4-panel comic. (1) [Person swings from tree over water.] (2) [In the middle of the swing, the tree’s leaves have turned brown.] (3) [When the person lets go, the tree is bare of leaves and everywhere is covered in ice or snow.] (4) [The person landed on the ice looks behind at Person 2 with shoulder-length hair standing on the snow.] PERSON 2: Summer over already, huh? PERSON 1: It seemed extra quick this year.
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danny @dannycoole.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
my money don't stack, but my bills do
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m @mjjii.com · 14/09/2026
digital art. sleeping kitten. text: lo di todo (i gave my all)
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danny @dannycoole.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"you've got such great customer service" ya I'm such a good actor, can you leave now
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danny @dannycoole.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
technically less but follower count itself is stupid idk why people send bots out in slews in hopes of a followback
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danny @dannycoole.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
there's 678 bots following me in case anyone is wondering
678 followers
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danny @dannycoole.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
what's your bot count- I mean, bot count- I mean, bot count- I mean...
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jims @jims.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
yanking my parachute ripcord, a tiny man brimming with self confidence and a can-do attitude pops out of the 'chute bag. "don't worry friend, i'll get us out of this jam!" he yells over the rushing wind. we slam into the ground at terminal velocity
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Keith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 12/09/2026
how do I defeat this enemy he’s too tough
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 12/09/2026
One trainer has possibly taken the concept of Pokémon breeding too far after successfully breeding a Poochyena with perfect Individual Values at the cost of its breathing being all fucked up. paletteswap.site/dif...
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IRL Loading Screens @irlloadingscreens.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Berkeley Mews @berkeleymews.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Catboys
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danny @dannycoole.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
it's true
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danny @dannycoole.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
how do I double follow on the same acc
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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danny @dannycoole.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
join now to have me take you out back personally and finish the job!
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NSG's Gallery @nsgsgallery.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
2027... that's the year I turn it around. Just need... the right calendar 📆 amazon.com/gp/product/B0GF98HRPD
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danny @dannycoole.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
im live www.twitch.tv/danny_coole
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Stefscribbles @stefscribbles.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
date
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Roku City got hit by a tornado
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danny @dannycoole.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
finally, a weapon to surpass metal gear. you ain't gonna make friends sitting around so join in and if it's really not for you, just sneak out! it's that easy. everyone who sees this is invited
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Negative Buddha: get attached to everything. Develop attachments to whatever you see that are so profound you go insane
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The Other End @theotherend.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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danny @dannycoole.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
hey man, just wanted to let you know you're gonna get a lot of flack for this take. probably the hottest take I've read all year...
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
SOME DAY - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELOTIN STICKEN HALF OUT OF A MEAT GRINDER AND THE GRINDER ALREADY GOT HALF OF THEM AND THERE LIKE WELL A LIL MORE WONT HURT , AND BESIDE , MAYBE THIS TIME IT WILL IMPRESS SOMEONE AT WORK , AND ILL GET REWARDED IN SOME WAY FOR SACRIFICING MY PHYSICAL SELF TO THE PURSUIT OF A RICH GUYS NUMBER GOING UP , AND DA TEXT "MAYBE IF I SACRIFICE ENOUGH OF MY BODY TO DA GRINDER THELL LET ME CRANK THE HANDLE SOME DAY " - GOTTA BE SOON RIGHT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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danny @dannycoole.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
and because artists post during the day for office workers to repost or smth
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danny @dannycoole.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
furry 🫵
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danny @dannycoole.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I don't mind the effervescent dread of it all but no music?? c'mon man
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
"Risk of rain fans be like maybe"
It's Mario in front of a storm cloud
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danny @dannycoole.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
*for me, I do a bit of trolling
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text overlaid reads: when my wife tries to leave me because of my gasoline drinking addiction but the car won't start
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