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Dan Matthews

@danmatthews.me
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Laravel developer. Building charity software over at @socialsync.io.

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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 25/09/2026
Damn Israel fucked up so bad that people are pushing videos of Erdogan talking about them as being righteous.
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 25/09/2026
I mean the tagline was "You can see everything" fgs.
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 25/09/2026
She's so GOATed.
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 22/09/2026
Jaysus.
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ᴡᴇ ʙᴜɪʟᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴄɪᴛʏ @webuiltthiscity.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This genuinely made me laugh out loud today
HOW AM I DRIVING?
HOW DOES AN ENGINE EVEN WORK?
HOW CAN A LOVING GOD CAUSE SUCH AGONY
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 21/09/2026
INB4 he blames "Lefties" for sinking it and says something like "this is a war".
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 20/09/2026
I keep thinking "we should shut facebook down", but I think what I really think we should do is get everyone with an ounce of sense to leave it and just let the reform UK voters and Russian bots eat it from the inside, like a honeytrap for corpse-eating flies.
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ian.fenrisgames @fenrisgames.com · 19/09/2026
sorry
miley cyrus (left).
kilometrey cyrus (right), who is 0.621 the size of miley.
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Andy Foster (Heresy Miniatures) @heresyminiatures.com · 18/09/2026
Fucking Amazon, man, what's wrong with this picture and why, I wonder?
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 17/09/2026
They'll limit the comments on this because it's two local lads, but you can bet if it had been anyone non-white they'd be leaving them open so people can have a good whinge about "the usual suspects" and "looks like more doctors and engineers" in the comments...
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 17/09/2026
The gammons on our local "Spotted: {city}" pages are going to melt down over this.
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Way too revealing
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 16/09/2026
Imagine if Zionism is toppled because people think Ed Sheeran is such a wet wipe. This will be one for the history books.
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Una Mullally @unamullally.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Irish musician Aaron Rowe has said he is withdrawing as a support act on Ed Sheeran’s tour.
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 15/09/2026
What I never understood was what the endgame for the Zionist lobby's support for Islamaphobia was, like ... what's the endgame? You think once they're done getting rid of all the muslims, they're not gonna turn to other ethnic and religious minorities? It'll come back to bite them.
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 15/09/2026
I can't explain it but this guy looks like he eats toilet paper.
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 14/09/2026
Fuck me, I love this. They should stage a mass walkout like this across the UK, and see what grinds to a halt. (Saying that, i'd be nervous about doctors/nurses doing it, obviously).
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 14/09/2026
The internet was a terrible idea, pack it up lads, that's quite enough.
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 12/09/2026
"We didn't do that unspeakably evil thing" says company that clearly did the unspeakably evil thing.
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Geordie @geordiecalgar.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
That middle aisle is getting fucking wild
A photo of two Lidl shopping bags stuffed with bricks of cocaine, accompanied by the headline "Police seize almost 50kg of cocaine from back of lorry as part of routine patrol."
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This Rick Sanchez statue isn't painted. Every color comes from a different natural stone, carved and fitted like a 3D mosaic.
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 11/09/2026
Nothing is louder than a 50 year old man talking with someone else outside your terraced house window at 10am while you're trying to be on a call. I legit think he just blamed the bins being a day late on immigrants as well.
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 11/09/2026
😮‍💨 Anxiety is at an all time high this morning. The rise of the far-right on every front, genocide, and I have to sit and do some little meetings, it's overwhelming man.
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 10/09/2026
Meta needs to be COURT ORDERED or EU MANDATED to let me check a toggle that turns off political and onlyfans accounts. I just wanna see memes and cute dogs bruh.
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 09/09/2026
Perceived racism against Jewish people but actually criticism of criminal state govt. = Not okay. Racism against all muslims, indiscriminately = Absolutely fine. Make it make sense.
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Larajobs @larajobs.com · 08/09/2026
New opportunity alert! 🚀 Hospitable is looking for a Senior Product Engineer to join their remote team. If you're skilled in Laravel and ready to take on a new challenge, apply now! larajobs.com/job/3931 #laravel
larajobs.com
Senior Product Engineer (Laravel - Remote) - Hospitable
tldr; We build software for Airbnbs to rent themselves, with a state-of-the-art product and user experience.We have crafted an Applicant Handbook, which we highly recommend you check out, where you can...
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 07/09/2026
Absolutely sickening. Someone got paid to write this and did so with glee. This is the kinda shit that has rotted so many people's brains.
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 07/09/2026
The only "wake up call" there is here is that the plastic paramilitary folk are actually getting organised, protests are fine, everyone has the right, but we're going to see organised violence soon, i'll bet we see a pogrom as well.
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 07/09/2026
Gah, my Herman Miller Mirra that work bought for me like 12 years ago is starting to die and the V1 is hard to get parts for. Anyone got a good recommendation for a decent task chair? (not a gaming chair). I hate that i'll maybe have to spend £1000 😬
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 07/09/2026
Primark Paratroopers.
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Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
“There’s a new Mr. Beast book.” You bolt awake in your workshop in Mainz. It’s 1450. You’re Johannes Gutenberg, and you’ve changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Your printing press must burn.
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 01/09/2026
Can you send your neighbours a bill for noise cancelling headphones if they're inconsiderate arseholes?
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 28/08/2026
Underwater (2020) (Too on the nose?)
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/08/2026
Lawyers Say Andrew Tate Rented Brother To Appear Loved Online theonion.com/lawyers-say-andrew-tat…
Lawyers Say Andrew Tate Rented Brother To Appear Loved Online
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 27/08/2026
My partner adores this film and i've grown to love it so much, his performance is (as Rickman's is in POT) the absolute cherry on top of a superbly fun film. He eats every scene.
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 27/08/2026
FWIW: Trump is not allowed to die yet. Not until he sees everything he's done ripped from his grip, his kids imprisoned and made poor, and his legacy as a sex offender cemented as the only thing history will remember.
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 27/08/2026
Rest in peace you bloody lovely, talented, cheeky chappie. The universe has lost it's mind the last two days.
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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
Instagram post from the official Muppets account: Few humans have earned the title of honorary Muppet more than the legendary Tim Curry. As a performer he was unparalleled - witty, charming, unnerving, and deeply funny. We will always consider it one of our greatest treasures to have been part of Long John Silver’s crew. Thank you for everything, Tim.
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 26/08/2026
Trying to speak to the council about local home eligibility - according to their scheme provisions, someone who lives 11 miles outside the city is more eligible for a low-cost starter home than me, who lives inside the city and less than 2 miles from the property 🤦‍♂️
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 26/08/2026
*sigh* guess i'll have to start and then completely forget about this again for the 8th time because I don't get any time to game.
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 26/08/2026
I don't think the Dolly thing hit that hard last night beyond the initial shock because I was shattered (i went to bed at 9pm). But it's kicking my arse this morning, I wasn't a Dolly superfan or anything, I think it's just powerful seeing an outpouring of fondness for someone genuinely good. 💔
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Reminder: Dolly Parton helped fund the Moderna vaccine for COVID.
nytimes.com
Dolly Parton, who helped fund the Moderna vaccine, gets a ‘dose of her own medicine.’ (Published 2021)
The country music star broke into song before she was inoculated, and urged her fans to “get out there and get your shot.”
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Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The reason losing Dolly Parton hits so hard is that now more than ever we need more good people with power. And she was extraordinarily good with it.
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 25/08/2026
Someone in a big blonde wig with a big heart on their chest handing out books to kids with the words “always be more Dolly”
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 25/08/2026
Not Dolly 🥺
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 24/08/2026
If you see this, show your orange art.
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 21/08/2026
The absolute MESS that was this C4 documentary aside. It didn't help that the guy who led it has the single most punchable face in the history of humankind.
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 20/08/2026
My nephew has passed his GCSE's and i've found myself sitting here tearing up. 🥲
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 14/08/2026
"Sir, a second train has derailed."
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 14/08/2026
- Won, but that was never in doubt. - Didn't show up for announcement, citing "police told him there was a security threat." - Police issue statement saying "we said no such thing, you big gobshite" - Investigation resumes less than 12 hours after he's re-elected. Beautiful.
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