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Dan Matthews

@danmatthews.me
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Laravel developer. Building charity software over at @socialsync.io.

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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 22m
Ah, Prime Day. The biggest non-event in the history of mediocre sales. Opened amazon to order some dog poop bags and got my eyeballs blasted right off my face.
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 25/09/2026
I mean the tagline was "You can see everything" fgs.
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 22/09/2026
Jaysus.
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 17/09/2026
They'll limit the comments on this because it's two local lads, but you can bet if it had been anyone non-white they'd be leaving them open so people can have a good whinge about "the usual suspects" and "looks like more doctors and engineers" in the comments...
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 11/09/2026
😮‍💨 Anxiety is at an all time high this morning. The rise of the far-right on every front, genocide, and I have to sit and do some little meetings, it's overwhelming man.
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 07/09/2026
The only "wake up call" there is here is that the plastic paramilitary folk are actually getting organised, protests are fine, everyone has the right, but we're going to see organised violence soon, i'll bet we see a pogrom as well.
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 28/08/2026
Underwater (2020) (Too on the nose?)
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 27/08/2026
Rest in peace you bloody lovely, talented, cheeky chappie. The universe has lost it's mind the last two days.
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 26/08/2026
*sigh* guess i'll have to start and then completely forget about this again for the 8th time because I don't get any time to game.
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 24/08/2026
If you see this, show your orange art.
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 21/08/2026
The absolute MESS that was this C4 documentary aside. It didn't help that the guy who led it has the single most punchable face in the history of humankind.
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 14/08/2026
"Sir, a second train has derailed."
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 14/08/2026
- Won, but that was never in doubt. - Didn't show up for announcement, citing "police told him there was a security threat." - Police issue statement saying "we said no such thing, you big gobshite" - Investigation resumes less than 12 hours after he's re-elected. Beautiful.
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 13/08/2026
"Time to take out the trash".
Bette midler on the simpsons.
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 06/08/2026
My boy! He's getting so old now but god-damn he's so handsome. This is a photo from last year but I just love it so much.
A black labrador
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 22/07/2026
Now do trains.
Burnham says £2 bus fare cap in England being paid for by 're- prioritising' money
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 09/07/2026
🤮
humidity 96%
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 05/07/2026
The KKK never went away.
A Black woman sitting on the DC metro surrounded by members of the "patriot front" neo-nazi group.
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 28/06/2026
Looks amazing! Mind if i ask a noob question? The gradients on these panels, is that done through glazing?
a close up of the warhammer miniature
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 28/06/2026
I hate him so much. Aren't you a multi-millionaire? Just fuck off and buy an island or something.
DHH article entitled "The Rape Of Britain".
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 26/06/2026
🤦‍♂️
A video thumbnail on youtube that says "how to pop your ears in seconds" but the video is nearly ten minutes long.
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 25/06/2026
First of the Sternguard veterans almost done, just needs a final wash.
A space marine Sternguard veteran miniature
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 16/06/2026
I love 3D printing but god DAMN there's a lot of waste. This is from a single (small) print that is only changing materials for support interfaces. And it's two materials stuck together in purges, so i can't even recycle it...
A pile of 3D printer waste.
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 09/06/2026
There's a line in Shrinking (Apple TV show) that had me bawling my eyes out, where Harrison Ford's character says: "What a shame to be 42 years of age and not covered in scars. They’re the evidence of a life fully lived." This is how I feel about regrets.
Harrison Ford in "Shrinking"
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 09/06/2026
Every now and then, YouTube pops this in my recommended and I audibly shout "YES!" then realise it's the same teaser from five years ago and do a sad.
A screenshot of the "The Next Mass Effect - Offical Teaser Trailer" thumbnail from youtube.
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 05/06/2026
Sporks only.
Robert Kenyon "Reform UK will ban all knives."
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 03/06/2026
Iconic to the last. Rest in peace John.
John Blanche's iconic Black Templars artwork.
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 30/05/2026
Reddit ads still saying June.
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 28/05/2026
Google incorrectly says there are two P's in the word "bubble".
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 15/05/2026
I love 3D printing because I can just randomly print a key holder / shelf thing for our entranceway while i'm sat at the co-working space and it's ready when I get home.
3D printer camera screenshot
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 14/05/2026
"i'm in this photo and i don't like it" meme
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 01/05/2026
We have an 8 month old puppy and I love her, she's great. But on Fridays me and the old boy get some time alone together, and he constantly reminds me why he's my best. most handsome pal. This photo popped up on Facebook memories from 9 years ago, he's more grey these days, but no less handsome.
My black labrador, finn.
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 29/04/2026
Jurassic World producers waking up this morning like they felt a disturbance in the force.
Limmy waking up meme.
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 29/04/2026
Can we stop calling them "think tanks" and call them what they are: lobbying groups for particular ideologies.
Tony Blair think tank criticised re: ADHD: 'ill-informed' report on disability benefits
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 28/04/2026
No meetings until 2pm.
feels good man meme
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 23/04/2026
Some places have been doing that for as long as I can remember, there used to be a record shop that sold weed here, and one other that was run by a fat bald white guy. Deliberately putting an asian dude on the cover here just to play into the hands of the type of folk who complain about mini marts.
High Street mini-marts selling cocaine, cannabis and prescription drugs, BBC secret filming reveals
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 21/04/2026
Painting white properly is HARD. This took a few goes to get a good recipe down.
A white Templar space marine miniature
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 21/04/2026
I'll bet £100 they hand-waved Mandelson through BECAUSE he had Epstein connections. What better way to liase with the Espstein administration than with someone who knew EXACTLY what kind of shady shit Trump was working with.
Sacked Foreign Office chief says No 10 had 'dismissive approach'to Mandelson vetting
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 18/04/2026
"Everyone liked that" fallout meme.
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 09/04/2026
Last night was “paint something, quick!” So here’s a rough-as-balls white Templar. I think I like these guys.
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 03/04/2026
I've reached the "We do not negotiate with terrorists" level of dealing with folk on Facebook Marketplace.
A facebook marketplace buyer trying their luck.
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 02/04/2026
I'll take that.
I scored 6%, i am "not a tech bro".
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 02/04/2026
Hard drives are HOW MUCH now thank you very much?
A meme insinuating that i want the AI bubble to pop
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 01/04/2026
Me looking at an expensive mechanical DIY keyboard build thinking "yeah that might fix me".
Yeah i'm just burnt out i should rest

Maybe i'm not burnt out maybe i just need another hobby

Wow those new mech keyboards look great

I should spend way more than i can afford and build one, it'll fix me.
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 27/03/2026
I'm in this photo and i don't like it.
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 26/03/2026
They want their illustrations to be like "Charlie Hebdo" so bad, but they're more like "Charlie Mullins".
Rod Stewart / Charlie Mullins DLSS meme.
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 24/03/2026
Literally go woke or go broke.
The Treasury just declared the U.S. insolvent. The media missed it
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 20/03/2026
Day off today.
"Dune: all the washing up"
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 14/03/2026
hahahahahahhaahhahhahahahhahaahahha. No.
• LIVE Trump urges UK and other nations to send ships to help secure Strait of Hormuz after Iranian attacks Meanwhile, Israel says Iran has launched a sixth wave of strikes on Saturday and in Kuwait, an air base has been hit by two drones.
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Dan Matthews @danmatthews.me · 11/03/2026
Who ya gonna call
Toby Jones from "Mr Bates vs the post office"
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