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Dan Lindgren

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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
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Dan Lindgren @danlindgren90.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It is Leif Erikson Day.
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Look at them (please)
Sheet of sticker doodles of a peculiar pink character wearing a blue shirt and has a green sprout on his round head. Drawn in a bunch of different emotions and activities sometimes with little phrases
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/10/2026
Starbucks Announces New Teen-Free Hours For Nervous Adults Who Just Want To Redeem Birthday Reward theonion.com/starbucks-announces-ne…
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/10/2026
End Of Man’s Usefulness To Society Celebrated With Sheet Cake
End Of Man’s Usefulness To Society Celebrated With Sheet Cake
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Very saddened to say I won’t be able to headline Tim Pool’s student event in Chicago this week. I unfortunately have other plans.
Hi Katherine,
Timcast Media is partnering with the Chicago Thinker to host a student event in Chicago on October 9 at 4:00 PM.
The event will feature a one-on-one conversation with Tim Pool followed by a live student Q&A. To create a dynamic and balanced dialogue, we are specifically seeking a featured guest to represent a left-leaning perspective.
Timcast Media will fully cover and arrange all travel and accommodations.
Thank you in advance for your consideration.
Sincerely,
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Hi Lisa,
Sorry, I'll be too busy slamming my hand in a car door that day to talk with Tim. Hope you understand.
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
chat is this good
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A customer just tried to use an employee discount code that ChatGPT gave her. I work at a high-end clothing store and clocked in to my manager telling me about the most unhinged interaction from yesterday. A woman walked in asking if she could use a 40% off code she got online. We don't have any sales running, so my manager looks at the screen and realizes ChatGPT straight up handed this woman a real employee's internal ID number.
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me today
Black/white line drawing of forg on bed and text underneath it reads “I want to do nothing”
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Econ 101
Person one: Taught my kids how socialism works. Let them trick or treat while I stayed home. Then took all their candy. Socialism 101.

Person two : The socialism part is where the community came together and fed your kids for free. The capitalism part is where you made them do all the work and stole from them.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pour one out for a real one. His oral history at USHMM talks about the youth movements finding places for Jews to hide and bringing them food, and becoming masters at forging Nazi documentation so pristine that the national French Resistance used them too. collections.ushmm.org/search/catal...
how the youth movements were the first to recognize the imminent peril and initiated rescue operations to save and arm the Jews; how during the mass arrests the youth movements provided food on a daily basis for those in hiding, identified host families or institutions for Jewish children, and produced forged documents; recalls the various techniques to produce forged documents and the evolving coded vocabulary: "les bifs" for the more artisanal identity cards and "les synthés" (les synthétiques) for the more perfect forgeries; how the youth movements' forgery laboratories were so proficient that the national French Resistance used their services and, in particular, the expertise of Maurice Loebenberg (Cachoud);
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Anu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dave doesn’t even care enough to correct him because he honestly forgot whether he's supposed to pretend to live in PA, CT or MN today.😐
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Happycrumble ⭐ @rumwik.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Ko-fi doodle for sztatlanta, featuring a silly spheal 🔵❄️ #art #pokemon #spheal #kofi
Pokemon fanart, digital drawing of a spheal with its tongue out, lying on its back in the snow.
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Dan Lindgren @danlindgren90.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I understand the Grinch being added to people's Christmas decorations. Simple, makes sense for the yard. Beetlejuice being added to Halloween decorations, though... That's stolen valor.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a high school basketball game. The home team is down 9 points, and some players are looking discouraged on the bench. The coach points to a player just out of frame and says, “flippers, you’re in!” Panel 2: the away team attempts a deep 2-point shot, possibly to beat the buzzer, which is blocked by Flippers, a whale who doesn’t even have his arms up. Panel 3: the game ends and the home team excitedly crowd around Flippers, who won them the game. A player from the away team looks stunned, with his hands on his head.
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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
32 years since Bart was dead serious about going to “Itchy and Scratchy Land,” which first aired October 2, 1994.
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Adler, The Phoenix of Grunvale @phoenixofgrunvale.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"A History of Warner Bros. Through Mergers, Our Timeline" By popular demand, and now that the Netflix merger is officially well and truly an alternate timeline, time for an update, a 2.0 version. Yoicks, and away! #WarnerBros #Paramount #Skydance #VideoEditing
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
The formatting of this Beckett quote does still represent resilience and determination, just of a very different sort.
A neon light art piece of Samuel Beckett's famous quote "I can't go on. I'll go on" but spaced - it would seem inadvertently- so that it reads "I can't goon. I'll goon".
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Grebcomics 🐸 @grebcomics.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
that time of year again! 🍂
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Happycrumble ⭐ @rumwik.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ko-fi doodle for shadow40010! #art #dragonquest #shamhatwitch #kofi
Digital drawing of a sham hatwitch from the Dragon Quest series. It is very round with little legs.
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Dan Lindgren @danlindgren90.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I saw inflatable lawn unicorns on the way home today. I thought it was odd for Fall/Halloween decorations. Fear not, these unicorns had candy corn horns. Uni(candy)corns!
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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phil @philjamesson.com · 23/09/2026
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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
historically accurate massachusetts content
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Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can’t eat a sandwich until you subscribe to sandwiches. Can’t eat today’s sandwich until it has applied daily sandwich updates. Sandwich now has adverts even though you paid for ad-free sandwich. Can pay again to have less sandwich adverts. Now you can eat the sandwich, but it’s smaller.
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Javier Rodríguez @javierrodriguez.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Using this double-page spread as an excuse to revisit the book I made with Mariko Tamaki, with Zatanna: Bring Down the House recently released in France and Italy.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Isn’t it awful?
A bunch of peasants carry a man in a tuxedo who is saying “ ISN'T IT
AWFUL? DIDN'T YOU HEAR? THEY MADE THE GREEN M&M LESS SEXY.
THE WORLD IS SUCH A TERRIBLE PLACE.
THESE SICKOS
ARE TRYING TO DESTROY
OUR GOOD CLEAN WAY OF LIFE.”
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you guys broke watergate
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy is putting on his jacket, getting ready to leave his apartment. He says, “gonna go get some ice cream.” Panel 2: the guy peeks around a corner into another room in his apartment. In the room, there is a monkey with glowing eyes floating in a large, shimmering, blue tube and some unusual technology lining the walls. The guy asks, “you want anything, omniscient monkey in hypersleep?” Panel 3: answering his own question, the guy scoffs, “psh! Duh… banana flavor.”
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 25/09/2026
tucker carlson is a foppish frozen TV dinner empire heir, a virulent bigot, and a grotesque opportunist/propagandist. it's embarrassing that NPR editors think he needs more attention for his phony-ass pivot away from a nightmare he helped build
NPR headline for tucker carlson interview: "Tucker Carlson has reconsidered Trump. And quite a bit else."
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Better be safe than slightly thirsty
4 panel comic:
Panel 1: small forg in front of his bed with pink sheets. Of course the bed has a smiley face on the frame. Anyway, Forg says ‘bed time’ 
Panel 2: Forg is now on top of the bed but he isn’t quite ready yet. He says ‘wait a sec’ 
Panel 3: He climbed out of bed again and walks away. He says ‘hold on’
Panel 4: He is back and now all tucked in his bed. The bed smiles. There’s a huge glass of water next to him on the bedside. That’s what he needed. Now he says ‘ok yeah ready’
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A post that’s so eye-opening because this is exactly what liberals will say is GOP distraction tactics, almost as a parody— and here it really is what Gaetz is saying unironically as his GOP message.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel we see Sarah, the protagonist, next to a stick figure labeled “AI”. The stick figure says, “my outputs look just like yours now.”
The second panel zooms in on Sarah’s face. Above her we see text reading “I think”.
The third panel zooms in closer on Sarah’s face. Text above her reads “you missed”.
The fourth panel shows Sarah drawing happily in a sunlit room. The text above her reads “the point”.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 21/09/2026
For my newsletter, I wrote about Democrats coming out against "trans surgery for kids" (which do not happen) and how the myth took over our politics. www.burnsnotice.com/the-trans-ki...
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The "Trans Kid Surgery" Myth
The big lie worked because it played on your protective instincts
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Happycrumble ⭐ @rumwik.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
grrrrr! #art #pokemon #charizard
Pokemon fanart, digitally drawn doodle of a silly charizard.
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Happycrumble ⭐ @rumwik.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A silly dragonite to match the silly charizard I made. #art #pokemon #dragonite
Pokemon fanart, digitally drawn doodle of a silly dragonite.
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👻Skulliam🎃Boo-tler🍂Yikes🕷️ @yeets.biz · 19/09/2026
i need to know what happened
sign in a restaurant "due to recent events Bigfoot discussions are no longer permitted on the patio"
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“Tomorrow,” said Toad, “I can just take life easy.” Toad went back to bed.
Toad settles into bed, ready to take life easy.

From "Tomorrow"
In *Days with Frog and Toad*
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Childhood Best Friend Would Never Make The Cut Now theonion.com/childhood-best-friend-…
Childhood Best Friend Would Never Make The Cut Now
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026
great art articulates eternal truths
script of the end of Waiting for Godot which has been modified to read

ESTRAGON: Well, shall we log off?
VLADIMIR: Yes, let's log off.
   [They do not log off]

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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/09/2026
Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation
Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation
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James Ball @jamesrball.com · 16/09/2026
I do think anyone who wants us to take Elizer Yudkowsky seriously as an authority on AI armageddon should be forced to testify on video that they have read the entirety of his 660,000 word rationalist Harry Potter fan fiction – written aged 30–34 – and still thinks the world needs his take.
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Happycrumble ⭐ @rumwik.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Wing-it commission for @mozarellacheez.bsky.social #art #pokemon #ariados #volbeat #commission
Pokemon fanart, digital drawing of volbeat wiggling its illuminated bottom at a confused and self-conscious ariados.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/09/2026
Area Man Unsure If He’s Male-Bonding Or Being Bullied theonion.com/area-man-unsure-if-he-…
Area Man Unsure If He’s Male-Bonding Or Being Bullied
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