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Dan Jolley

@danjolley.bsky.social
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Writer of novels, comics, video games, occasional TV scripts, and a narrative podcast featuring a really fast hedgehog. General oaf. He/him. 🚫MAGA, 🚫DMs www.danjolley.com tinyurl.com/4bw83tj

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sısıɹɔ˙ʎʇıʇuǝpı @identityxcrisis.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
AirBnB implies the existence of EarthBnB, WaterBnB, and FireBnB.
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judithbolyard.bsky.social @judithbolyard.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
YES! READ IT ALOUD! Let them squirm...
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
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Dan Jolley @danjolley.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Prediction: It’s going to come out that Trump wants a dome built on top of the White House. Probably bigger than the Capitol’s. That’s why he was on the roof miming that shape.
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Dan Jolley @danjolley.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
This is really impressive! Nice work! My only comment is that, even though it was never said out loud, (I don’t think), Clev is supposed to be 6’5” and 265 lbs. If your measurements work better for the system, though, it’s fine with me.
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Dan Jolley @danjolley.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
That’s one of the benefits of having a good writing partner — beneficially one-upping each other 😉
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Dan Jolley @danjolley.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Thanks! 😁
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Dan Jolley @danjolley.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
I know we’re all in the midst of unprecedented nation-wide trauma and awfulness, but please allow me to do a tiny bit of celebrating concerning a contract I just signed…
Image of the Arashikage ninja clan from the “G.I. Joe” universe, red on black background.
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Biggie @biggienotsmalls.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
This right here......
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Hector Diaz @iamhectordiaz.com · 08/05/2025
A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Inside me are two raccoons drunk on crab apples
A rabies scare in West Virginia turned out to be just raccoons drunk on crab apples
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
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Costa Samaras @costasamaras.com · 29/04/2025
I check the little screen, I check the big screen, I check the watch screen, I check the tablet screen. I check the screen that reminds me of the good times, I check the screen that reminds me of the better times.
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Dan Jolley @danjolley.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Yeah, we’re all cut from the same cloth, I guess. Not the worst thing.
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Dan Jolley @danjolley.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Pretty sure that’s the nicest thing anyone has ever said about my voice.
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Go-Khan @go-khan.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Me, emotionally rolling into Monday. #cats #catsofbluesky #stairsv2 #catsareliquid
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Yup!
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Pat Fuller @bannerite.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Tim Walz: "You you claim to love freedom but want to restrict certain groups, you don’t love freedom. You love privilege." 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 #MomSky
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Blue Freedom Quest 💙🌊💙🌊 @bluefreedomquest.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
OK, let’s see the best signs that you saw today.
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Dr. Jack Brown @drjackbrown.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
We only know about that Signal chat
because an honest reporter was in the chat. How many more similar events occurred
that we don’t know about?
How many other chats
have already been hacked into
by our enemies?
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Dan Jolley @danjolley.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
What’re YOU lookin’ at??
Tuxedo cat casually relaxing on a purple fuzzy blanket
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/03/2025
Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
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Dan Jolley @danjolley.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Going live tonight! www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EaJ...
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First Time for Everything w/Juliet Rose Season 2 Episode 2 Dan Jolley
YouTube video by GoIndieNow
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Yell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Jeffrey Goldberg thinking he was being pranked and then realizing he was actually just in the war plans group chat is such a good microcosm of how it feels to be alive right now, everything seems fake until you realize it’s actually real and incredibly stupid
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⛩️ 𝑫𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉 𝒃𝒚 𝑯𝒊𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒉𝒊 ⛩️ @deathbyhibachi.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Stresslaxing #Art by Hook Hope
Skully tries to chill in a recliner, riddled with anxiety
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
AOC: I want to live in an America that guarantees healthcare to every person. I want to live in an America that has a living wage for every person I want to live in an America where you have free speech to express yourself and not be afraid of being put on a list or deported.
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Dan Jolley @danjolley.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Something about “Dungeness & Dragons”? No? (I’ll see myself out)
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 16/03/2025
On the subject of people traveling to the US right about now: Fuck, if I were from another country and I didn't need to come, I sure as hell wouldn't, the current administration has made it clear traveling here isn't safe, and why not take them at their word, there's a whole world to visit
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
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Dan Jolley @danjolley.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
She’ll say, “It’s not your fault…or is it?”
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Musk getting decimated on his own app.
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Dan Jolley @danjolley.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
This and the Batman Beyond theme are my two favorite theme songs ever
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JAVL @javl.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
From The Verge: Bluesky CEO has a message for Zuck.For those of you who don’t know Latin: Zuck’s tee is “aut Zuck aut nihil,” a play on “aut Caesar aut nihil,” which means “Zuck or nothing.” Graber’s tee is “mundus sine caesaribus,” or “a world without Caesars.” We love a woman who can shitpost IRL.
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boneyardz.bsky.social @boneyardz.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
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Michael Olesen @molesen.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Yesterday All my victims seemed so far away Now it looks as though they're here to stay Oh, I believe in RFK Suddenly I'm now twice the germ I used to be There's an outbreak spreading out from me Oh, RFK came thankfully...
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caasbrey @caasbrey.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
"This way books. That way? Bears, maybe? We wouldn't risk it."
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
lol, from UK satirical magazine Private Eye
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
RFK Jr
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 03/03/2025
This is Watson and Kiko. Kiko has one less leg due to cancer, but Watson just so happens to have enough hugs to make up for it. 14/10 for both (IG: watki)
a beautiful photo of two golden retrievers in front of a snowy mountainscape and lake. the blond dog has wrapped their two front legs around the red dog in a hug. the red dog has recently had his front right leg amputated due to cancer, and his fur is growing back in that area. this doesn’t bother him at all, as we can tell from the gentle smile on his face, his eyes closed.
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Maca Iglesias @rotterdamvvg.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
If you only watch one video today, let it be this one. And since Little Marco doesn’t want us to remember this, please repost it so others can see what a raging hypocrite he is. @calltoactivism.bsky.social
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PINO FOTUS @pino-fotus.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
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🌊🏄BlueWaveSurfer🏄🌊 @bluewavesurfer.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
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Dan Jolley @danjolley.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
I had a whole novel outline written with one of the main characters named Hans until I realized things would need to belong to Hans. He quickly became Raoul.
Screenshot a Twitter post labeled “The Four Apostrophe’s’ of the apocalypseses’s’ “ followed by a shot of a furniture store with the sign “Goodwyns Furniture ltd” and then a banner reading “Sofa’s Chair’s Recliner’s Bed’s”
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
It was the “omg what now” of times, it was the “I swear we’re not all like this” of times
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Thomas Fortenberry @thomasfortenberry.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
A leader.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Pass it on. #StandWithUkraine
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