Reposted by Dan Jolleysısıɹɔ˙ʎʇıʇuǝpı @identityxcrisis.bsky.social · 14/11/2025AirBnB implies the existence of EarthBnB, WaterBnB, and FireBnB. 025977
Reposted by Dan Jolleyjudithbolyard.bsky.social @judithbolyard.bsky.social · 03/11/2025YES! READ IT ALOUD! Let them squirm... 22332131
Dan Jolley @danjolley.bsky.social · 07/08/2025Prediction: It’s going to come out that Trump wants a dome built on top of the White House. Probably bigger than the Capitol’s. That’s why he was on the roof miming that shape. 010
Dan Jolley @danjolley.bsky.social · 11/06/2025This is really impressive! Nice work! My only comment is that, even though it was never said out loud, (I don’t think), Clev is supposed to be 6’5” and 265 lbs. If your measurements work better for the system, though, it’s fine with me. 100
Dan Jolley @danjolley.bsky.social · 29/05/2025That’s one of the benefits of having a good writing partner — beneficially one-upping each other 😉 110
Dan Jolley @danjolley.bsky.social · 16/05/2025I know we’re all in the midst of unprecedented nation-wide trauma and awfulness, but please allow me to do a tiny bit of celebrating concerning a contract I just signed… 160
Reposted by Dan JolleyBiggie @biggienotsmalls.bsky.social · 10/05/2025This right here...... 488293626833
Reposted by Dan JolleyHector Diaz @iamhectordiaz.com · 08/05/2025A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope 37285908054
Reposted by Dan JolleyJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 02/05/2025Inside me are two raccoons drunk on crab apples 1177063
Reposted by Dan JolleyCosta Samaras @costasamaras.com · 29/04/2025I check the little screen, I check the big screen, I check the watch screen, I check the tablet screen. I check the screen that reminds me of the good times, I check the screen that reminds me of the better times. 163125472620
Dan Jolley @danjolley.bsky.social · 24/04/2025Yeah, we’re all cut from the same cloth, I guess. Not the worst thing. 100
Dan Jolley @danjolley.bsky.social · 24/04/2025Pretty sure that’s the nicest thing anyone has ever said about my voice. 100
Reposted by Dan JolleyGo-Khan @go-khan.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Me, emotionally rolling into Monday. #cats #catsofbluesky #stairsv2 #catsareliquid 371155144
Reposted by Dan JolleyPat Fuller @bannerite.bsky.social · 09/04/2025 Tim Walz: "You you claim to love freedom but want to restrict certain groups, you don’t love freedom. You love privilege." 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 #MomSky 12497392543
Reposted by Dan JolleyRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 06/04/2025OK, let’s see the best signs that you saw today. 3258493947230
Reposted by Dan JolleyThe Onion @theonion.com · 26/03/2025Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know 3474550410021
Dan Jolley @danjolley.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Going live tonight! www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EaJ...youtube.comFirst Time for Everything w/Juliet Rose Season 2 Episode 2 Dan JolleyYouTube video by GoIndieNow 050
Reposted by Dan JolleyYell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Jeffrey Goldberg thinking he was being pranked and then realizing he was actually just in the war plans group chat is such a good microcosm of how it feels to be alive right now, everything seems fake until you realize it’s actually real and incredibly stupid 300420598926
Reposted by Dan Jolley⛩️ 𝑫𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉 𝒃𝒚 𝑯𝒊𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒉𝒊 ⛩️ @deathbyhibachi.bsky.social · 22/03/2025Stresslaxing #Art by Hook Hope 49323
Reposted by Dan JolleyAcyn @acyn.bsky.social · 21/03/2025AOC: I want to live in an America that guarantees healthcare to every person. I want to live in an America that has a living wage for every person I want to live in an America where you have free speech to express yourself and not be afraid of being put on a list or deported. 11827084114502
Dan Jolley @danjolley.bsky.social · 18/03/2025Something about “Dungeness & Dragons”? No? (I’ll see myself out) 010
Reposted by Dan JolleyJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 16/03/2025On the subject of people traveling to the US right about now: Fuck, if I were from another country and I didn't need to come, I sure as hell wouldn't, the current administration has made it clear traveling here isn't safe, and why not take them at their word, there's a whole world to visit 1284378955160
Reposted by Dan JolleyBrian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Musk getting decimated on his own app. 377129142006
Dan Jolley @danjolley.bsky.social · 10/03/2025This and the Batman Beyond theme are my two favorite theme songs ever 161
Reposted by Dan JolleyJAVL @javl.bsky.social · 10/03/2025From The Verge: Bluesky CEO has a message for Zuck.For those of you who don’t know Latin: Zuck’s tee is “aut Zuck aut nihil,” a play on “aut Caesar aut nihil,” which means “Zuck or nothing.” Graber’s tee is “mundus sine caesaribus,” or “a world without Caesars.” We love a woman who can shitpost IRL. 0134
Reposted by Dan JolleyMichael Olesen @molesen.bsky.social · 09/03/2025Yesterday All my victims seemed so far away Now it looks as though they're here to stay Oh, I believe in RFK Suddenly I'm now twice the germ I used to be There's an outbreak spreading out from me Oh, RFK came thankfully... 414955
Reposted by Dan JolleyMehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 07/03/2025lol, from UK satirical magazine Private Eye 435267975726
Reposted by Dan JolleyWeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 03/03/2025This is Watson and Kiko. Kiko has one less leg due to cancer, but Watson just so happens to have enough hugs to make up for it. 14/10 for both (IG: watki) 14514115867
Reposted by Dan JolleyMaca Iglesias @rotterdamvvg.bsky.social · 03/03/2025If you only watch one video today, let it be this one. And since Little Marco doesn’t want us to remember this, please repost it so others can see what a raging hypocrite he is. @calltoactivism.bsky.social 36593715909
Dan Jolley @danjolley.bsky.social · 03/03/2025I had a whole novel outline written with one of the main characters named Hans until I realized things would need to belong to Hans. He quickly became Raoul. 000
Reposted by Dan JolleyJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 02/03/2025It was the “omg what now” of times, it was the “I swear we’re not all like this” of times 171905345
Reposted by Dan JolleyThomas Fortenberry @thomasfortenberry.bsky.social · 01/03/2025A leader. 542476424
Reposted by Dan JolleyJon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Pass it on. #StandWithUkraine 11718001934115