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Death Becomes Her

@danicahere.bsky.social
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She/Her. Always tired. #yeg 🐈‍⬛🏳️‍🌈🛸🐈‍⬛

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Death Becomes Her @danicahere.bsky.social · 10h
Fiasco’s right. All spies do wear tuxedos…and have wings.
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Death Becomes Her @danicahere.bsky.social · 10h
I really wish people with 1pm appointments didn’t show up 30 MINUTES EARLY. It’s my gd lunch break right now.
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Death Becomes Her @danicahere.bsky.social · 12h
Proof of his crimes!
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 14/10/2026
"Am I depressed because my periods are ending, or did my boss use my emails to train my AI replacement and then fire me with no severance the day before I was supposed to have spleen surgery?" buff.ly/oLdL54C
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Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
“Is my hair thinning, or am I ripping it out because a thirty-four-time convicted, sexually abusive steak salesman with a Hannibal Lecter fetish is five poin...
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Death Becomes Her @danicahere.bsky.social · 23h
For whatever reason, “he owes me $11” stuck with me.
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Death Becomes Her @danicahere.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Getting into a relaxed state while listening to my sleep podcast is difficult when my upstairs neighbour is thumping around like a water buffalo and constantly seems to be moving furniture. 😩
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Randy Au @randyau.com · 13/10/2026
I'm dying laughing at how the cat has conformed to her flower shaped bed today
A white cat is sleeping curled up in a med that has five fluffy white lobes of a flower petal, the cat has half her face peeking upwards and otherwise has filled the pentagonal space in the center of the bed completely
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Leah Reich @leahreich.com · 13/10/2026
Ah yes, perhaps the most beloved literary trope of all: the classic McMuffin
A screenshot that reads: Moore throws in a Hitchcock-style McMuffin in the shape of a secret tape recording which will reveal just who has been betraying the gangsters.
The problem is that no-one has a machine on which to play it.
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Death Becomes Her @danicahere.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I saw someone in front of me take a carton without looking, and I just can't live that my life so rebelliously. Alt text: Photo of an egg carton full of eggs. Caption: Who opens the egg carton at the store just to make sure none of them are cracked?
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Death Becomes Her @danicahere.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Having a crisis (not really, it's about shoes). Red Mary Janes, yes. But....boot-like platform, or pumps?
patent red faux leather mary jane style shoe with a boot platformpatent red faux leather mary jane style shoe with a pump heel
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Death Becomes Her @danicahere.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Less than 2 minutes.
An orange and white cat has settled into the cat bed
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Death Becomes Her @danicahere.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Trap has been set. Now, we wait.
A brand new cat bed sits on the floor besides a faded red coloured sofa.
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Death Becomes Her @danicahere.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
🤭
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Death Becomes Her @danicahere.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Gonna make shirts that say “Champion Body Snatcher” for all the dudes who think wearing a shirt with “Federal Boob Inspector” is funny, and retire to an island with all of their money.
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Death Becomes Her @danicahere.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You can’t go alone. Take this! *hands you a goose*
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Death Becomes Her @danicahere.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You really do have the perfect name for this one. AbracaDeborah 👏 👏 👏
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Death Becomes Her @danicahere.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Leaving the house was a good idea today. I bought the cats a new cat bed, stopped by The Art of Cake to grab lunch(and dessert!), and met someone from my building on the walk home!
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Death Becomes Her @danicahere.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My last couple years of therapy in one post.
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Death Becomes Her @danicahere.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What a perfect little guy!
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Our staff is hard at work on your divination! We will be with you momentarily.
A digital illustration of various hamsters on a table cluttered with objects such as spellbooks, candles, herbs, and mushrooms. 

One hamster is asleep in the eye socket of a cat skull, another is eating a mushroom, two appear to be contemplating a spread of three tarot cards (three of swords, death, 10 of cups), another hamster investigates a bottle of spilled sunflower seeds, one is pawing at a glass bowl containing a newt (which is likewise pawing at the hamster from inside), and lastly a hamster appears to be scurrying off screen dragging a knife.
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Death Becomes Her @danicahere.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Once they sit on something, they become the weight of a dragon and it's near impossible to lift them off. Your backpack - or you - live there now. Even if you have to pee. Especially if you have to pee.
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
King: c'mon guys i'm sure you've heard people say it Barker: i have never in my life heard anyone say that King: well, that's old and sad, like the glasses of water that they bring you in diners Barker: WHAT King: it's called a metaphor, clive Barker: I am aware of metaphors Barker: but still WHAT
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Death Becomes Her @danicahere.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Pink sky, orange trees, can’t lose.
A pale blue sky with pink cloud reflecting the sunrise. Below, the leaves on the trees have changed to shades of gold and orange. There is someone walking a white dog on the path.
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Titania @titaniasrealm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
24 days until Halloween 🎨 Emily Duffin
Illustration of a witchy hedgehog with a jack-o'-lantern.
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"so every guy who's got a checkered past is just fucked, then?? he doesn't get to do anything???" correct. He had many opportunities to not rape a girl. If she has to live with it forever, so does he. That is the very least of justice. Maybe guys will think twice knowing there's consequences
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.
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Death Becomes Her @danicahere.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nobody told me how sexy the show Killjoys is. And I’m disappointed in *all of you*.
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Killjoys: Yalena Yardeen & Crew at the Club
Alt: Killjoys: Yalena Yardeen & Crew at the Club
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Death Becomes Her @danicahere.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thank you for this memory 😆
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Also I dunno what’s going on over in Eastern Europe but I think we should ask their witches if we can come to their get-togethers.
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Chinchilla’s “Little Girl Gone,” highly recommend for screaming along with in your car. I should probably use a real music video but sorry this absolute goddess is the first search result.
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ella Red’s “He Asked For It” Voice of an angel
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is an incredibly beautiful, haunting song about hoping that your dead body is left alone long enough to rot and finally become something men won’t rape. The reference to “buried on top” is about the guy who paid to be buried on top of Marilyn Monroe.
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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
do you guys ever have thoughts like "Amber Midthunder"? and "Amber Midthunder should be in more things where I can bask in her aura? her je ne sais quoi? her certain kind of ...... I don't know what?
Amber Midthunder Amber Midthunder Amber Midthunder you bet your ass, Amber Midthunder
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Death Becomes Her @danicahere.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“—or a rapper!”
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Leonardo DiCaprio as Rick Dalton Pointing
Alt: Leonardo DiCaprio as Rick Dalton Pointing
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Death Becomes Her @danicahere.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think, perhaps, reading Legends & Lattes while enjoying a hot drink and a pastry is the best way to experience it.
A mocha in a thick glass with a heart of foam on top. Next to it, on a white plate, is a twisty croissant-type pastry drizzled with icing. A vase of flowers is seen in the background.
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Death Becomes Her @danicahere.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The photo might be a little blurry, but your hair looks fantastic.
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Death Becomes Her @danicahere.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I feel as if I’m circling around a style and almost getting it. On board with the costume feeling if I have to dress up for anything.
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SimzArt @simzart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cocoon. 📖
A character with black butterfly wings drinking from a cup and reading. The smoke coming from the cup has a ghost cat shape. The character is surrounded by plants and there's a window behind them. A lamp is lighting the scene from the top.
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Death Becomes Her @danicahere.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
She’s gonna White Fang us, I just know it.
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Tim Querengesser @timquerengesser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🎯🎯🎯 www.instagram.com/reels/Dd9tPg...
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22 Minutes on Instagram: "Just say stay, Danielle!"
2,956 likes, 88 comments - thishourhas22minutes on October 1, 2026: "Just say stay, Danielle!".
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
me tomorrow
COMING UP

GOBLIN TIME

image shows a man in a dracula costume with teeth out
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Death Becomes Her @danicahere.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You never know what shows are in your brain library forever until you discover something on Tubi that you watched on YTV in 1998.
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Death Becomes Her @danicahere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
*takes your brain* *throws it in a volcano* Bad brain. Bad.
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Death Becomes Her @danicahere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Love kitty glow-ups, when they’ve found a home and they feel safe and loved. 🥰
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Maggie Tokuda-Hall @maggietokudahall.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*puts on backwards hat* hello fellow book teens, are you looking for horrible queer girls who are also werewolves for your halloween displays? may I humbly submit that you should include SQUAD by me and @lisasterle.bsky.social? thanks I will see myself out bookshop.org/p/books/squa...
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Squad: A Graphic Novel
National Bestseller"If the words 'badass lady-werewolves' aren't enough to convince you to read this book, the luscious art and brilliantly complicated portrayals of female friendship will. Squad will...
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Death Becomes Her @danicahere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I found a goat butt.
Screen capture of the video game Skyrim. My character is standing to the left looking down at the back half of a goat sticking out of the ground.
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Death Becomes Her @danicahere.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fly! FLY!!!
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🌈 Hailey Piper 🌈 @haileypiperfights.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We live in an increasingly isolationist culture that encourages you to be emotionally stunted. Books and stories should be about experiencing minds different from yours. They should expand your empathy and emotional intelligence. But that doesn't happen if the reaction is constantly this:
Scroll of Truth meme, final panel where the adventurer throws the scroll in disgust because they did not like the truth
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
we could have had wachowski cosmoknights are you fucking kidding me i hate hollywood
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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