Kim Marshall @dangerblond.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Received election mailings from all my local Republicans and not a single one of them put their party affiliation on the card. 010
Reposted by Kim MarshallChuck the Vampire Slayer 🧛🏻 @sazeracla.bsky.social · 26/08/20262. This song is a rewritten Lovecraftian version of “Jolene” and is brilliant.youtu.beJolene (HP Lovecraft version) by Joliet4YouTube video by Joliet4 163
Reposted by Kim Marshallpotion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 18/08/2026God, grant me the serenity to accept one million dollars, the courage to have one million dollars, and the wisdom to know I have one million dollars. 337681
Reposted by Kim Marshallderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I enjoyed this. ordinaryabundance.comordinaryabundance.comOrdinary AbundanceA walk through a modern apartment, through the eyes of the people for whom everything in it was new. 753424910
Kim Marshall @dangerblond.bsky.social · 06/08/2026For a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include? Cables from electronics you owned 20 years ago. 020
Kim Marshall @dangerblond.bsky.social · 04/07/2026The defining image for this country in its 250th year. 021
Kim Marshall @dangerblond.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Oh wow do they have to give back all that flawless drag? 011
Reposted by Kim MarshallJoshua Foust 🪖🎮 @joshuafoust.com · 06/06/2026Oh it’s time to read down Venus 224336
Kim Marshall @dangerblond.bsky.social · 02/06/2026I want you to put the word out there: we back up. Understand? We back up. 020
Reposted by Kim MarshallThor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 22/05/2026You come to me, on the day of my son's wedding, which I am not attending 190153332078
Kim Marshall @dangerblond.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Oh yes, who could ever forget September 3, 1931? 000
Kim Marshall @dangerblond.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Got suspended due to suspicious activity on my account. Had to change my password. Logged in to find that my profile contained a link to "Jerk Mate Live." Yeah, that's not me, sorry to disappoint everyone. 030
Kim Marshall @dangerblond.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Book bans and destruction of books upsets me greatly. At the same time, of all the current fascist moves, this is one that I am 100% certain will fail. 000
Kim Marshall @dangerblond.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Called IT support today and got them walk me through disabling everything on my work laptop that is pitching AI summaries to me while I'm trying to work. Get thee to a nunnery, AI, get thee gone! 020
Kim Marshall @dangerblond.bsky.social · 28/04/2026I'm just going to say it I don't need to hide behind coded messages - the president has gone bad, and he should be thrown in the garbage and taken off the menu. 000
Reposted by Kim MarshallCanadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 27/04/2026I just inhaled the dust at the bottom of the bag and now I have Dorito vision 512039
Kim Marshall @dangerblond.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Just had a conversation with a neighbor and it reminded me that Louisiana Catholics are very proud of the Pope and his New Orleans roots. I sure hope Trump and Vance keep going after him, it might lose them this religious red state. 000
Kim Marshall @dangerblond.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Very inspiring to think that right now someone is writing a screenplay about a guy from Chicago who becomes the Pope, but he's secretly a crime fighting super hero with his HQ deep in the catacombs of Rome. At the end he has to fight his own brother who's an agent of the Antichrist. 020
Kim Marshall @dangerblond.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Don't skip over the part where he takes credit for the Pope being an American. Truly the biggest narcissist to ever narc. 042
Kim Marshall @dangerblond.bsky.social · 02/04/2026This was a wild couple of months. The moon landing was July 20, the Manson murders were 2 weeks later, a week after that was Woodstock, but everyone we knew talked about nothing but Hurricane Camille, which wiped out the MS Gulf Coast on Aug. 18. 120
Reposted by Kim MarshallRose Ruane @regretteruane.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Roses are red Violets are blue Jessica Mitford playing Boggle With Maya Angelou 115540
Kim Marshall @dangerblond.bsky.social · 24/03/2026We treat these people like royalty and then we're surprised when they don't have the slightest idea of the hassles that normal people deal with in this country every day. 010
Kim Marshall @dangerblond.bsky.social · 23/03/2026But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother, to put it mildly. 011
Kim Marshall @dangerblond.bsky.social · 19/03/2026It's great about the Afroman verdict. I hope those heavily armed crybully cops don't go after the jurors. Officer Poundcake was trying to work up a death stare at the end there. 010
Reposted by Kim MarshallKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 17/03/2026They’re telling me a great empire will be destroyed if I attack Persia. Even the oracles who don’t like me very much, very nasty, they all said to me, “Sir, it’s one of the great empires, and it’ll be destroyed. And all because you attacked Persia.” That’s what they’re telling me. 329203373675
Kim Marshall @dangerblond.bsky.social · 10/03/2026If we ever get our country back we need to institute an orderly process of issuing new social security numbers that have not been collected by the juvenile delinquents working for Elno Muks. 000
Kim Marshall @dangerblond.bsky.social · 08/03/2026I grew up around a lot of poor, uneducated and unsophisticated men. Every single one of them knew better than to leave a hat on their head as a flag-draped casket passed in front of them. 050
Reposted by Kim Marshall꯱ׁׅ֒ɑׁׅꭈׁׅɑׁׅhׁׅ @porcelainsiren.bsky.social · 07/03/2026due to current gas prices, i'm gonna need you to get out of my car and into my dreams. 316255
Kim Marshall @dangerblond.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Oh geez I need to eat before The Pitt comes on.media.tenor.coma man dressed as a woman is sitting in a chair .Alt: a man dressed as a woman is sitting in a chair vomiting into his handbag 000
Kim Marshall @dangerblond.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Can't wait to see her on Dancing With The Stars. 030
Kim Marshall @dangerblond.bsky.social · 03/03/2026It looks like shingles. Outbreaks are very painful and are often triggered by stress. 010
Reposted by Kim Marshalllocalswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 24/02/2026I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head 6255426421
Kim Marshall @dangerblond.bsky.social · 11/02/2026I'm afraid the young folks might not know that announcing and then unannouncing a 10-day shutdown of an international airport is clown show stuff. These people are idiots. 020
Kim Marshall @dangerblond.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Thing about Obama and Mamdani is that they are charming. No one in the Trump family or in his orbit have any of the qualities that make other people like you or enjoy talking with you. These are things you can't buy, so they have no understanding of it. 010
Kim Marshall @dangerblond.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Krewe du Vieux was great this year! Great floats, great crowds as always, and I'm already in my jammies, what a perfect night 🤣🤣🤣 191
Kim Marshall @dangerblond.bsky.social · 25/01/2026We have the right to bring guns to protests, but judging by what happened yesterday the gun won't protect you and these cowards will use its presence as an excuse to smear you after they've killed you. 000
Kim Marshall @dangerblond.bsky.social · 24/01/2026It's not easy to work up the silliness for Mardi Gras this year but damn it I'm trying my best. Here's some crabs and giant crawfish. 020
Reposted by Kim MarshallKyle Whitmire @warondumb.bsky.social · 17/01/2026When did police start dressing like Fortnite characters? And what is camouflage good for in a city? Dress is a form of speech and we need to pay attention to the message we’re being sent. 13357160
Kim Marshall @dangerblond.bsky.social · 11/01/2026House to house searches. People need to think about that. Unconstitutional, yes. Also very dangerous to everyone involved. 000
Kim Marshall @dangerblond.bsky.social · 11/01/2026We lived in Jamaica for a year when I was a kid and I spent the whole year eating patties. 010
Kim Marshall @dangerblond.bsky.social · 22/12/2025I'm not seeing any famous Republicans sending out Christmas cards this year with a photo of the entire family strapped with enough guns to take out the neighborhood. 000
Kim Marshall @dangerblond.bsky.social · 15/12/2025My god, the bad news keeps coming. Happy Fuckin Holidays I guess. 030
Kim Marshall @dangerblond.bsky.social · 12/11/2025So jealous of all the people who can see the aurora.media.tenor.coma baby is laying on the ground with leaves and the words `` not fair '' .Alt: a baby is laying on the ground with leaves and the words `` not fair '' . 050
Reposted by Kim Marshallderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 17/10/2025heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god 17644967210184
Kim Marshall @dangerblond.bsky.social · 13/10/2025I still remember my grandparents phone number, disconnected for 30 years, and I remember when you only had to DIAL 5 digits if you were in town. 020
Kim Marshall @dangerblond.bsky.social · 25/09/2025"These games are being degraded by the increasing use of professional tricks to stay alive! And I won't have it! So put on a good show, and there'll be plenty of money for the living and a decent burial for the dead." - Hegseth probably 010
