DanG8r @dang8r.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Age yourself with a childhood (well... high school) crush. 011
Reposted by DanG8rSteve Quick @stevequick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Lot's wife: the other say I saw a Deadhead sticker on a Cadillac Lot: don't look back. You can never look back 32011
Reposted by DanG8rYour Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026social media is, sometimes, a form of low grade telepathy, a look into the inner thoughts of the poster. sometimes those thoughts reveal that the poster has the cognitive capacity of a bowl of pudding. Airport! 1217920
DanG8r @dang8r.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Some kid outside is absolutely wailing on his trombone, and I love it. Keep illuminating the world with your song, kiddo. 000
DanG8r @dang8r.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Just walked past a crime scene with a sidewalk stained with lots of blood at Marquette and.. 8th, I think? Awful. 001
DanG8r @dang8r.bsky.social · 06/09/2026#MnUFC Loons fans! I’m going to the game this Wednesday. 1st time in a few years. Is it still cool to park on the street in the neighborhoods north of University and west of Snelling? No restrictions? Thanks in advance. ⚽️ 🚗 010
DanG8r @dang8r.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Everyone in the blue and yellow areas are a bunch of sickos. 110
DanG8r @dang8r.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Holy smokes, Minnesota United. 3 goals in about 5 minutes. 010
DanG8r @dang8r.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I want to start a competitor to Chic-fil-A, and it will be Minnesota coded. And I'll open all across the South. When you order a value meal, the cashier will be required to say, "Uff da, that's a mouthful!" And when they hand you your order and you say thank you, they'll respond, "Ja, you betcha." 000
DanG8r @dang8r.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Yo, Minneapolis: What's a good pizza place downtown that I maybe haven't discovered yet? Heading to the Twins tonight. I'm obviously aware of Pizza Lucé, which is great. Just wondering what else might be there that I don't know about. Anywhere between US Bank Stadium and Target Field. 211
DanG8r @dang8r.bsky.social · 25/08/2026One of the craziest goals I've ever seen just now in a match between Ipswich Town & Leicester City. 000
Reposted by DanG8rSchooley @schooley.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Kind of ironic that their guy is Carney and ours is clown. 1420922
DanG8r @dang8r.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Petition to change the name of Lake Michigan to Lake John A. MacDonald. 000
DanG8r @dang8r.bsky.social · 25/08/2026My armchair analyst belief is that the decline of instruction in the humanities is going to bite us hard as these tech nerds attempt to assert themselves (or their products) as our lords and masters. 000
DanG8r @dang8r.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Wait, some guy challenged a WNBA player to a fight? DURING A GAME? Does he have some schtick going, and just escalating to make a dollar? Who is this clown? 110
Reposted by DanG8rderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 23/08/2026As you walk down the street, my voice can be heard out of each passing Flock camera. “Tan shoes don’t go with dark worsted suits,” says the next Flock camera. “To understand this,” says the third camera, “we must go back to the early 1900s, when men’s dress was divided between city and country.” 424168181
DanG8r @dang8r.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I’m the dad who just set a calendar activity 10 years in the future to remember to call my daughter and tell her that her passport expires soon and she needs to renew it. 000
DanG8r @dang8r.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Is this a Halloween Blizzard 1991 photo on CNN right now? Picture looks familiar. 000
Reposted by DanG8rRobert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right 1100285976340
Reposted by DanG8rTom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 18/08/2026If I ever happen to be an advertising executive interviewing new talent, the very first question I ask will be about what they would do if they were at a remote crossroads and a crop duster started strafing them 1302
Reposted by DanG8rRusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 18/08/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM-e...youtube.comjonathan frakes telling you you're wrong for 47 secondsYouTube video by wintermoot 022240
DanG8r @dang8r.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I love that Google displays historical sports standings using current team names for franchises that have moved. Check out the American League in 1919, the Twins really sucked that year. (Anyone know how the postseason went for the White Sox?) 020
DanG8r @dang8r.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I’m watching EFL Championship ⚽️ because I can’t stand the Sunday Shows anymore. I don’t know anything about these teams, but I like that Watford’s yellow and black uniforms remind me of Bumblebee. 000
DanG8r @dang8r.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Not much of a crowd at the RSL-MNUFC game jduging by the empty seats visible on the braodcast. 000
Reposted by DanG8rSteve Quick @stevequick.bsky.social · 16/08/2026"The End of SE Oak Street" is just Huntington Bank Stadium 1101
DanG8r @dang8r.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Overnight my distance to the nearest Costco dropped from 22 minutes to 3 minutes. This is life-changing. 110
Reposted by DanG8rAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 15/08/2026i love when they recover some 3000 year old clay tablet and its something totally relatable like “i hope this tablet finds you well but the group project is a disaster…” 10064361369
DanG8r @dang8r.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Winston Churchill looking over the design of the Spitfire in September 1940: "Not quite sure I care for the aesthetic, my dear boy." 000
DanG8r @dang8r.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Man, I really thought Demuth had given up the Speakership only to lose to Pillow Man, but it seems like she may yet win the nomination. 000
DanG8r @dang8r.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Interesting tidbit: In my particular district, 31 votes were cast in the DFL race for gov (all to Klobuchar). Only 11 people voted in the GOP race for gov (6 Demuth, 3 Qualls, 2 Pillow Man). This is a deep red area, why such low turnout for that race on GOP side? 291
Reposted by DanG8rJason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Looks like a cloud blowing into a ship’s sails in the corner of a medieval map 1189658
Reposted by DanG8rAtlas Shvitzed @therafischwartz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026We have seized the airports and radio stations. Madison has fallen. We ask the people of Wisconsin to please remain calm during this period of transition. 411939278
Reposted by DanG8rNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Damn, all the polls had Hong way up 1446932
Reposted by DanG8rit's coup for my family @ghostesq.bsky.social · 12/08/2026bought a car from an Italian farmer it's an Alfalfa Romeo 7192
Reposted by DanG8rYour Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 11/08/2026this genre of slop feels like it was designed in a lab to annoy me, personally. also: too many fingers, why is there a second property tax bill hovering in mid air, and what the hell is going on with that partial picket fence 4134020
DanG8r @dang8r.bsky.social · 11/08/2026The President of the United States was reduced to hiding in a catering truck? 010
DanG8r @dang8r.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Riding green line through downtown to Target Field and I heard a little boy talking to his dad, saying he’s excited to catch a ball tonight. I didn’t have the heart to say, “Kid, I’m 49 and I’ve been going to Twins games my entire life and have yet to get a single ball at a game.” 000
DanG8r @dang8r.bsky.social · 09/08/2026What’s the latest reliable polling for the upcoming GOP/DFL primaries on Tuesday in Minnesota? Who are the favorites? 000
