Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026OH COME ON The writing this season is so fucking lazy, they’re not even trying to make anything believable 040
Reposted by Tom HiltonArtfulDuncan @duncandk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Prompt: relic #inktober #inktober2026 2121
Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Random person I don't know who popped up in my FB feed (as they do, now that FB has completely randomized the feed) says "I decided today would be a great day to plant my peonies", and if that's a euphemism for something I don't want to know about it. 000
Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The words of the chatbot are written on the subway walls 020
Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026When my son was 9 or 10 he wanted to go as the Terrible Trivium one halloween. (He couldn't get the costume together, and went as a Nazgul instead.) 010
Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Read about how a Samsung firmware update bricked thousands of fridges in South Korea, and it occurred to me that "brick a fridge" sounds like a euphemistic expletive. I may start using it that way. 131
Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Someone on NextDoor just wrote a sentence that includes "San Francisco is a city not a suburb[]" and, immediately after, "we need our parking" . 131
Reposted by Tom HiltonJohn Ossoway @ottomancer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Bruce Springsteen or Stephen King, you decide. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/bru...mcsweeneys.netBruce Springsteen or Stephen King?1. You take Mary out for a nice drive. Disaster ensues. 2. Bit by bit, this town is killing you. 3. Two remorseless killers careen across a deser... 0197
Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“He puts the chromolithograph of The Icebergs on the cover of the catalog the same way that we used to put pictures of missing kids on milk cartons,” Harvey says. 000
Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"This is your brain on __" is an enduring part of the language 010
Reposted by Tom HiltonCʜʀɪs Sᴛᴇɪɴ @chrisstein.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Debbie's '67 Camaro on the Bowery c 1975 524733
Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Great space age surf from Sweden. Schticky, but they schred. 020
Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Create an unnecessary sequel by adding an -er to a book’s title. Heart of Darkerness 000
Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Is it really that far a journey from being gullible about Bernie to being gullible about Trump? 010
Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Overhead at Torpedo Wharf: “Stop judging my rod. It’s beautiful just the way it is.” 110
Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I would bet sinkers to simoleons that 70% of the people who lob whatever the fuck this song is have never heard of Hank Williams Jr’s dad 010
Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Hold on to this image and when 5 of them have been charged with child sexual abuse you can call bingo 030
Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Guy on the bus talking about the small town in Maryland he’s from: “There were two bars, the racist bar and the not racist bar.” 020
Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My grandson watched Frosty the Snowman when he was about 4 1/2 and he was extremely upset that Frosty “dies”. “I never want to watch this again!” 000
Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The best way to get better Democrats in office is to get *more* Democrats in office. 030
Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Yeah LePage can go fuck himself. He’s a monster and always has been. 092
Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026So today I managed to persuade the clerks at Riverside Superior Court that their deadline calculation was incorrect and they should accept our filing 170
Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Bluesky: It's wild how many people here can't tell when a post is obviously facetious Facebook: Hold my beer 130
Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"one needn’t get into an argument about the quality of many of these works"--so he's not even going to try to make a substantive case that the longlist folks don't deserve it, he's just going to rest his argument on their ethnic identities. 031
Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026There's a separate gas station for people who just want to leave their car in the front yard 030
Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026"75% say he has no plan for the war"static.klipy.comApocalypse Now: I Don't See Any MethodAlt: Apocalypse Now: Willard telling Kurtz "I don't see any method at all, sir." 000
Reposted by Tom HiltonPhil Williams @philinvestigates.com · 22/09/2026While CNN, MSNOW, and Politico are being locked out of the White House, who is being let in? My latest post examines the outlet with documented ties to white nationalist figures—and what this shift means for government accountability. Read the full breakdown below. 9614243
Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It only just now struck me that “don’t count your chickens before they’re hatched” is a pretty solid retort to forced birthers 000
Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026It looks sad, which I guess is appropriate for a funerary mask 011
Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026“Okay so it’s about a guy with two heads…” “Ahh, we’ve seen that before.” “…but one head is Ray Milland and the other is Rosie Greer!” “Okay, now you have my attention…” 230
Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The multi-dimensional incoherence of the right wing perception of labor is staggering. More workers longer means more wealth, but immigrant workers are somehow subtracting wealth. Workers create wealth, but wait, no, only investors create wealth. 021
Reposted by Tom HiltonKyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Squirrels on suicide missions have knocked out power to Castle Rock, Colorado twice this week. Our investigation has revealed a century of squirrel attacks covered up by the pro-squirrel media. 1422425544
Reposted by Tom Hiltonold roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 17/09/2026shell gasoline sign, angle view, delaware street, walton, new york, 1976 224325
Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 16/09/2026What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you see it? 😭 000
Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The point that never seems to make its way into Nader discourse is that his vote share was greater than Bush’s margin in NH as well as FL. Had Gore won in NH, FL wouldn’t have mattered. 16524
Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 14/09/2026There’s a correction now (though oddly I see it only in the mobile version) 000
Reposted by Tom HiltonTaniel @taniel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026a Sunday reminder for Washingtonians out there Washington is the only state where a MAJORITY of the state Supreme Court is on the ballot, all at once a very rare situation no party label on the ballot but candidates are still aligned with parties! important to learn: boltsmag.org/your-state-b... 7395187
Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 13/09/2026My dad was a copy editor, and I interned as a copy editor in high school. And this is just the most egregious example suggesting that copy editors no longer exist. 140
Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 13/09/2026This is spectacularly appalling. Can’t believe I’m reading something like this in the LA Times. (The byline is their real estate reporter. Location, location, location.) 152