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Tom Hilton

@tvhilton.bsky.social
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Politics, backpacking, travel, photography, & all-purpose snark. Looks like I picked the wrong election year to quit sniffing glue

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Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
OH COME ON The writing this season is so fucking lazy, they’re not even trying to make anything believable
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ArtfulDuncan @duncandk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Prompt: relic #inktober #inktober2026
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Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Chatbots are not persons, and neither are embryos
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Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Random person I don't know who popped up in my FB feed (as they do, now that FB has completely randomized the feed) says "I decided today would be a great day to plant my peonies", and if that's a euphemism for something I don't want to know about it.
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Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The words of the chatbot are written on the subway walls
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Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Eddie Muller did the intro to this on TCM
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Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When my son was 9 or 10 he wanted to go as the Terrible Trivium one halloween. (He couldn't get the costume together, and went as a Nazgul instead.)
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Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Read about how a Samsung firmware update bricked thousands of fridges in South Korea, and it occurred to me that "brick a fridge" sounds like a euphemistic expletive. I may start using it that way.
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Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Every pizza place should look like this
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Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wow, really tough choosing a side here
The Washington Sun:
Trump Signs Order to Significantly Reduce Mosquitoes and Ticks in D.C.  —  The Trump administration wants to crack down on pests in D.C. — mosquitoes and ticks.  —  In an executive order Tuesday, President Donald Trump directed federal agencies to work with local officials to reduce …
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Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Someone on NextDoor just wrote a sentence that includes "San Francisco is a city not a suburb[]" and, immediately after, "we need our parking" .
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John Ossoway @ottomancer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bruce Springsteen or Stephen King, you decide. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/bru...
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Bruce Springsteen or Stephen King?
1. You take Mary out for a nice drive. Disaster ensues. 2. Bit by bit, this town is killing you. 3. Two remorseless killers careen across a deser...
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Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Angel and Jim Rockford in Rockford’s car
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Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“He puts the chromolithograph of The Icebergs on the cover of the catalog the same way that we used to put pictures of missing kids on milk cartons,” Harvey says.
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Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"This is your brain on __" is an enduring part of the language
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Cʜʀɪs Sᴛᴇɪɴ @chrisstein.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Debbie's '67 Camaro on the Bowery c 1975
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Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
pRoTeCtINg WoMeN's SpOrTs
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Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Great space age surf from Sweden. Schticky, but they schred.
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Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Create an unnecessary sequel by adding an -er to a book’s title. Heart of Darkerness
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Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Is it really that far a journey from being gullible about Bernie to being gullible about Trump?
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Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Overhead at Torpedo Wharf: “Stop judging my rod. It’s beautiful just the way it is.”
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Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I would bet sinkers to simoleons that 70% of the people who lob whatever the fuck this song is have never heard of Hank Williams Jr’s dad
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Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hold on to this image and when 5 of them have been charged with child sexual abuse you can call bingo
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Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Guy on the bus talking about the small town in Maryland he’s from: “There were two bars, the racist bar and the not racist bar.”
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Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My grandson watched Frosty the Snowman when he was about 4 1/2 and he was extremely upset that Frosty “dies”. “I never want to watch this again!”
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Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The best way to get better Democrats in office is to get *more* Democrats in office.
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Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yeah LePage can go fuck himself. He’s a monster and always has been.
At the same event, LePage – who once declared himself "Trump before Donald Trump" – criticized a new state law that restricts police cooperation with ICE.

His comments come after a year of heavy immigration enforcement in Maine.
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Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So today I managed to persuade the clerks at Riverside Superior Court that their deadline calculation was incorrect and they should accept our filing
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Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Bluesky: It's wild how many people here can't tell when a post is obviously facetious Facebook: Hold my beer
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Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"one needn’t get into an argument about the quality of many of these works"--so he's not even going to try to make a substantive case that the longlist folks don't deserve it, he's just going to rest his argument on their ethnic identities.
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Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
There's a separate gas station for people who just want to leave their car in the front yard
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Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"75% say he has no plan for the war"
static.klipy.com
Apocalypse Now: I Don't See Any Method
Alt: Apocalypse Now: Willard telling Kurtz "I don't see any method at all, sir."
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Phil Williams @philinvestigates.com · 22/09/2026
While CNN, MSNOW, and Politico are being locked out of the White House, who is being let in? My latest post examines the outlet with documented ties to white nationalist figures—and what this shift means for government accountability. Read the full breakdown below.
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Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It only just now struck me that “don’t count your chickens before they’re hatched” is a pretty solid retort to forced birthers
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Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
When IT happens, IT'll happen on Trump TV
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Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It looks sad, which I guess is appropriate for a funerary mask
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Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“Okay so it’s about a guy with two heads…” “Ahh, we’ve seen that before.” “…but one head is Ray Milland and the other is Rosie Greer!” “Okay, now you have my attention…”
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Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The multi-dimensional incoherence of the right wing perception of labor is staggering. More workers longer means more wealth, but immigrant workers are somehow subtracting wealth. Workers create wealth, but wait, no, only investors create wealth.
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Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Tanqueray & Dolin Blanc
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Squirrels on suicide missions have knocked out power to Castle Rock, Colorado twice this week. Our investigation has revealed a century of squirrel attacks covered up by the pro-squirrel media.
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 17/09/2026
shell gasoline sign, angle view, delaware street, walton, new york, 1976
shell gasoline sign, angle view, delaware street, walton, new york, 1976
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Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Frame #4824 from E89 Space Oddity (Part Two)
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Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you see it? 😭
Sullivan's Travels (in the Black church where the prisoners are taken to watch a movie)
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Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The point that never seems to make its way into Nader discourse is that his vote share was greater than Bush’s margin in NH as well as FL. Had Gore won in NH, FL wouldn’t have mattered.
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Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Frame #5943 from 60sE57 piano rolling blues
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Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
There’s a correction now (though oddly I see it only in the mobile version)
For the record:
3:59 p.m. Sept. 13, 2026An earlier version of this article included a headline that referred to Montecito County. Montecito is a town in Santa Barbara County. The article said three fires were burning in Mendocino County. The Lucas fire is burning in Lake and Mendocino counties. The Plaskett and Timber fires are burning in Monterey County.
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Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Had anniversary dinner in North Beach
Bannam Alley off of Green, at night
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
a Sunday reminder for Washingtonians out there Washington is the only state where a MAJORITY of the state Supreme Court is on the ballot, all at once a very rare situation no party label on the ballot but candidates are still aligned with parties! important to learn: boltsmag.org/your-state-b...
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Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My dad was a copy editor, and I interned as a copy editor in high school. And this is just the most egregious example suggesting that copy editors no longer exist.
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Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is spectacularly appalling. Can’t believe I’m reading something like this in the LA Times. (The byline is their real estate reporter. Location, location, location.)
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