danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Steam! Stop that! I have to pay for day care soon. You can't do this to me. 170
danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Nothing makes me laugh harder than devs that claim to hate AI and use it to make their shit lol 🤡 080
danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Actual AI lol, not "algoSlop" which is what it should be called 010
danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Must have blocked me too even tho I have no idea who this is? 320
danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Anyone who actually says "super intelligence" is to be given a swirly and shoved into a locker. 1101
danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I WAS COMING IN HERE TO POST ABOUT RANNI LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 020
Reposted by danejerusWorst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026"The ways in which" <- Elmer Fudd telling you who turned him into dried fruit 412928
danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026People, the REAL power play is interviewing at a coffee shop and bringing an iced coffee from a competitor. It's bold (both your behavior and the coffee) and shows you're a risk-taker. 070
Reposted by danejerusFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026ME: don’t even talk to me until i’ve had my coffee INTERVIEWER: 420044
Reposted by danejerusTom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Do not carry a cold beverage in their presence. Politely decline any drinks or sweetmeats they may offer. Keep a plain iron nail in your left trouser pocket and a sachet or paper twist of coarse salt in your right shoe. Enter and leave your chair moving clockwise. Follow up with a thank-you note. 543307753
danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Personally, it was a matter of enjoying the game as a speedrun, just not casually. 250
danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Shocking no one, pro-AI CEO is a dumdum and doesn't know his own address. It's as if he makes hand over fist pushing AI, even if it makes the rest of us dumdums. Fuck AI. 150
danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The amount of cope it takes to say "AI is a blow to our industry" one sentence after "we use AI in development" is astronomical. Also, "we DONT use AI... we just use it for these things" As Michael Scott said "it's a little hypercritical" 050
danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Nothing will ever prepare you for how funny this is 0174
danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Ironically, this is the webcam feed of all MGS speedrunners 2151
danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Flagged as "low effort content" is simultaneously the understatement and the comment of the century 020
danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Sadly, streaming might have to take a backseat for a bit. With new job stuff, plus prepping the house for the babby and other general upkeep chores that we've been putting off, I'm not sure how much I'd be able to do. I'll try to be on Sunday, but streams might be sporadic for a bit. 0131
danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026LIVE! Sprawl Zero is out NOW! Let's gooooooo www.twitch.tv/danejerus 010
danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Yes. Slow it down to a dead stop, then reverse and uninvent it. 050
danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026On a long enough trajectory, time will loop back on itself and will reinvent the flip phone. 030
danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Bro had a ticket to the buffet and brought none of us along smh 111
Reposted by danejerusJamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026www.bbc.com/news/article...bbc.comDolly Parton's sister pleads for end to 'AI garbage' posts after singer's deathSince Parton's death in late August, dozens of AI-generated songs, images and videos have appeared online. 23499998
danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Lost both matches but I met a cool dude who was super nice and helpful and taught me a bit more about bingus. Aside from Twitch's servers killing the stream partway through, S+ strim 020
danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026LIVE! I know BBs6 is on rn but I'm gonna catch the VOD and FINALLY try my hand at some 1v1 with anyone else that isn't watching atm lol www.twitch.tv/danejerus 030
danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026LIVE! So if I get another sub 3 LowMMR blackout, I'm gonna do something really stupid and try the HighMMR square set. It's going to be tragically funny (tragic for me, funny for you) www.twitch.tv/danejerus 041
danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026LIVE! Sorry for being gone for a bit. Had a baby shower out of state (had to go, it's my baby) More ER bingus blackout sub 3 attempts. LowMMR base game www.twitch.tv/danejerus 040
danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026This is not what your 11th grade English teacher meant for you to use your newfound analytical skills for 1121
danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026You should read the rest cuz it’s really really funny 010
danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026BRUH. Offline blackout sub-3 attempt died to Leyndell skip. I was SO CLOSE! This will happen. I got 3 sub-4s back-to-back. Sub-3 WILL happen. 030
danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Rich people and techbros are ruining the world and Y'ALL argue about pineapple on pizza and this shit. 290
danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 27/08/2026LIVE! Bingus today! Not sure if solo board clear or 1v1 yet, depends on who bites. New patch dropped today so 👀 www.twitch.tv/danejerus 030
danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 27/08/2026And on this, day 3 of beloved-celebrity-dying-every-day-until-the-world-implodes, YET ANOTHER REMINDER TO NOT GO INTO TWITCH CHATS AND BE THE MESSENGER! THIS IS NOT YOUR JOB! 0152
danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 26/08/2026As a teacher, Steam AI disclosures that say "AI was only used for the initial concepts. All artwork was drawn by humans" reads the same as "I found an essay on an essay website but then rewrote every sentence into my own words." Fundamental lack of understanding about what plagiarism actually is. 2160
danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 26/08/2026And 100% of them are genAI-free if you start in the right spot 150
danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026LIVE! Finishing(?) (maybe?) Armored Core VI today www.twitch.tv/danejerus 000
danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026This is simultaneously extremely funny and very depressing/ scary when you realize people like this make up a very, very sizeable portion of society. 060
danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Sadly no one bit when I put out a call for competitors so I ended up soloing another board and got another sub 4 so prospects are looking good for going 1v1 soon! 050
danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 23/08/2026LIVE! I originally was going to go back to speedsing today but we got 2 sub-4 bingus's yesterday so I want to strik while the iron's hot. Tackling my first 1v1s today. am bad, plz b niec <3 www.twitch.tv/danejerus 020
danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 22/08/2026LIVE! Bingusbongus is backus. Solo blackout sub 4 attempt. LowMMR. Will attempt vs soon but I'm not ready yet. www.twitch.tv/danejerus 010
danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Yo reading it for school is 🔥. I wish it was out when I was in school 010
danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Say what you will about it, but I like The Hunger Games. No, it's not a *fantastic* series, but I like it for what it is. So if we find out that Suzanne Collins is a genocidal monster I'm gonna be really really bummed. 260
danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 20/08/2026If you've ever thought about hosting, this marathon is probably at the top of my list for starting hosts to cut their teeth. My dream scenario would be enough goated host applicants submit auditions that I get pushed out. Go apply. 063