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danejerus

@danejerus.bsky.social
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Speedrunner, streamer, human... that last one we're not so sure... www.twitch.tv/danejerus

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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 20h
So is this like... hatred of soup???
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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“There’s a chimney that disagrees” sent me to Mars
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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Varre: But you... are... modelless...
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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Steam! Stop that! I have to pay for day care soon. You can't do this to me.
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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nothing makes me laugh harder than devs that claim to hate AI and use it to make their shit lol 🤡
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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Actual AI lol, not "algoSlop" which is what it should be called
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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Must have blocked me too even tho I have no idea who this is?
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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Anyone who actually says "super intelligence" is to be given a swirly and shoved into a locker.
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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I WAS COMING IN HERE TO POST ABOUT RANNI LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"The ways in which" <- Elmer Fudd telling you who turned him into dried fruit
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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
LMAO also stealing this
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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
People, the REAL power play is interviewing at a coffee shop and bringing an iced coffee from a competitor. It's bold (both your behavior and the coffee) and shows you're a risk-taker.
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ME: don’t even talk to me until i’ve had my coffee INTERVIEWER:
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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do not carry a cold beverage in their presence. Politely decline any drinks or sweetmeats they may offer. Keep a plain iron nail in your left trouser pocket and a sachet or paper twist of coarse salt in your right shoe. Enter and leave your chair moving clockwise. Follow up with a thank-you note.
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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Personally, it was a matter of enjoying the game as a speedrun, just not casually.
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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Shocking no one, pro-AI CEO is a dumdum and doesn't know his own address. It's as if he makes hand over fist pushing AI, even if it makes the rest of us dumdums. Fuck AI.
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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The amount of cope it takes to say "AI is a blow to our industry" one sentence after "we use AI in development" is astronomical. Also, "we DONT use AI... we just use it for these things" As Michael Scott said "it's a little hypercritical"
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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Nothing will ever prepare you for how funny this is
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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ironically, this is the webcam feed of all MGS speedrunners
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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Flagged as "low effort content" is simultaneously the understatement and the comment of the century
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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sadly, streaming might have to take a backseat for a bit. With new job stuff, plus prepping the house for the babby and other general upkeep chores that we've been putting off, I'm not sure how much I'd be able to do. I'll try to be on Sunday, but streams might be sporadic for a bit.
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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sound on
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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
LIVE! Sprawl Zero is out NOW! Let's gooooooo www.twitch.tv/danejerus
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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Yes. Slow it down to a dead stop, then reverse and uninvent it.
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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
On a long enough trajectory, time will loop back on itself and will reinvent the flip phone.
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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Bro had a ticket to the buffet and brought none of us along smh
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
www.bbc.com/news/article...
bbc.com
Dolly Parton's sister pleads for end to 'AI garbage' posts after singer's death
Since Parton's death in late August, dozens of AI-generated songs, images and videos have appeared online.
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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Lost both matches but I met a cool dude who was super nice and helpful and taught me a bit more about bingus. Aside from Twitch's servers killing the stream partway through, S+ strim
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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
LIVE! I know BBs6 is on rn but I'm gonna catch the VOD and FINALLY try my hand at some 1v1 with anyone else that isn't watching atm lol www.twitch.tv/danejerus
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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
LIVE! So if I get another sub 3 LowMMR blackout, I'm gonna do something really stupid and try the HighMMR square set. It's going to be tragically funny (tragic for me, funny for you) www.twitch.tv/danejerus
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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I did say I wanted a sub 3 blackout lol
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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
LIVE! Sorry for being gone for a bit. Had a baby shower out of state (had to go, it's my baby) More ER bingus blackout sub 3 attempts. LowMMR base game www.twitch.tv/danejerus
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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This is not what your 11th grade English teacher meant for you to use your newfound analytical skills for
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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
You should read the rest cuz it’s really really funny
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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
BRUH. Offline blackout sub-3 attempt died to Leyndell skip. I was SO CLOSE! This will happen. I got 3 sub-4s back-to-back. Sub-3 WILL happen.
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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Rich people and techbros are ruining the world and Y'ALL argue about pineapple on pizza and this shit.
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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
LIVE! Bingus today! Not sure if solo board clear or 1v1 yet, depends on who bites. New patch dropped today so 👀 www.twitch.tv/danejerus
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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
And on this, day 3 of beloved-celebrity-dying-every-day-until-the-world-implodes, YET ANOTHER REMINDER TO NOT GO INTO TWITCH CHATS AND BE THE MESSENGER! THIS IS NOT YOUR JOB!
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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
As a teacher, Steam AI disclosures that say "AI was only used for the initial concepts. All artwork was drawn by humans" reads the same as "I found an essay on an essay website but then rewrote every sentence into my own words." Fundamental lack of understanding about what plagiarism actually is.
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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
And 100% of them are genAI-free if you start in the right spot
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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
LIVE! Finishing(?) (maybe?) Armored Core VI today www.twitch.tv/danejerus
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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This is simultaneously extremely funny and very depressing/ scary when you realize people like this make up a very, very sizeable portion of society.
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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Sadly no one bit when I put out a call for competitors so I ended up soloing another board and got another sub 4 so prospects are looking good for going 1v1 soon!
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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
LIVE! I originally was going to go back to speedsing today but we got 2 sub-4 bingus's yesterday so I want to strik while the iron's hot. Tackling my first 1v1s today. am bad, plz b niec <3 www.twitch.tv/danejerus
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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
wow ok
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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
LIVE! Bingusbongus is backus. Solo blackout sub 4 attempt. LowMMR. Will attempt vs soon but I'm not ready yet. www.twitch.tv/danejerus
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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Yo reading it for school is 🔥. I wish it was out when I was in school
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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Say what you will about it, but I like The Hunger Games. No, it's not a *fantastic* series, but I like it for what it is. So if we find out that Suzanne Collins is a genocidal monster I'm gonna be really really bummed.
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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
*micdrop*
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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
If you've ever thought about hosting, this marathon is probably at the top of my list for starting hosts to cut their teeth. My dream scenario would be enough goated host applicants submit auditions that I get pushed out. Go apply.
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