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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 20h

Anyone who actually says "super intelligence" is to be given a swirly and shoved into a locker.

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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

"The ways in which" <- Elmer Fudd telling you who turned him into dried fruit

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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

People, the REAL power play is interviewing at a coffee shop and bringing an iced coffee from a competitor. It's bold (both your behavior and the coffee) and shows you're a risk-taker.

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

ME: don’t even talk to me until i’ve had my coffee INTERVIEWER:

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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Do not carry a cold beverage in their presence. Politely decline any drinks or sweetmeats they may offer. Keep a plain iron nail in your left trouser pocket and a sachet or paper twist of coarse salt in your right shoe. Enter and leave your chair moving clockwise. Follow up with a thank-you note.

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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Shocking no one, pro-AI CEO is a dumdum and doesn't know his own address. It's as if he makes hand over fist pushing AI, even if it makes the rest of us dumdums. Fuck AI.

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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Nothing will ever prepare you for how funny this is

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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Ironically, this is the webcam feed of all MGS speedrunners

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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Sadly, streaming might have to take a backseat for a bit. With new job stuff, plus prepping the house for the babby and other general upkeep chores that we've been putting off, I'm not sure how much I'd be able to do. I'll try to be on Sunday, but streams might be sporadic for a bit.

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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

LIVE! Sprawl Zero is out NOW! Let's gooooooo www.twitch.tv/danejerus

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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Yes. Slow it down to a dead stop, then reverse and uninvent it.

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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

On a long enough trajectory, time will loop back on itself and will reinvent the flip phone.

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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Lost both matches but I met a cool dude who was super nice and helpful and taught me a bit more about bingus. Aside from Twitch's servers killing the stream partway through, S+ strim

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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

LIVE! I know BBs6 is on rn but I'm gonna catch the VOD and FINALLY try my hand at some 1v1 with anyone else that isn't watching atm lol www.twitch.tv/danejerus

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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

LIVE! So if I get another sub 3 LowMMR blackout, I'm gonna do something really stupid and try the HighMMR square set. It's going to be tragically funny (tragic for me, funny for you) www.twitch.tv/danejerus

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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I did say I wanted a sub 3 blackout lol

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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

LIVE! Sorry for being gone for a bit. Had a baby shower out of state (had to go, it's my baby) More ER bingus blackout sub 3 attempts. LowMMR base game www.twitch.tv/danejerus

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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

This is not what your 11th grade English teacher meant for you to use your newfound analytical skills for

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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

BRUH. Offline blackout sub-3 attempt died to Leyndell skip. I was SO CLOSE! This will happen. I got 3 sub-4s back-to-back. Sub-3 WILL happen.

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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Rich people and techbros are ruining the world and Y'ALL argue about pineapple on pizza and this shit.

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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

LIVE! Bingus today! Not sure if solo board clear or 1v1 yet, depends on who bites. New patch dropped today so 👀 www.twitch.tv/danejerus

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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

And on this, day 3 of beloved-celebrity-dying-every-day-until-the-world-implodes, YET ANOTHER REMINDER TO NOT GO INTO TWITCH CHATS AND BE THE MESSENGER! THIS IS NOT YOUR JOB!

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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

As a teacher, Steam AI disclosures that say "AI was only used for the initial concepts. All artwork was drawn by humans" reads the same as "I found an essay on an essay website but then rewrote every sentence into my own words." Fundamental lack of understanding about what plagiarism actually is.

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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

LIVE! Finishing(?) (maybe?) Armored Core VI today www.twitch.tv/danejerus

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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

This is simultaneously extremely funny and very depressing/ scary when you realize people like this make up a very, very sizeable portion of society.

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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Sadly no one bit when I put out a call for competitors so I ended up soloing another board and got another sub 4 so prospects are looking good for going 1v1 soon!

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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

LIVE! I originally was going to go back to speedsing today but we got 2 sub-4 bingus's yesterday so I want to strik while the iron's hot. Tackling my first 1v1s today. am bad, plz b niec <3 www.twitch.tv/danejerus

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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

LIVE! Bingusbongus is backus. Solo blackout sub 4 attempt. LowMMR. Will attempt vs soon but I'm not ready yet. www.twitch.tv/danejerus

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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Say what you will about it, but I like The Hunger Games. No, it's not a *fantastic* series, but I like it for what it is. So if we find out that Suzanne Collins is a genocidal monster I'm gonna be really really bummed.

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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

If you've ever thought about hosting, this marathon is probably at the top of my list for starting hosts to cut their teeth. My dream scenario would be enough goated host applicants submit auditions that I get pushed out. Go apply.

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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

LIVE! Bears in Space NG+ runs for sub omg just plz let me finish a run for the love of god plzzzzzz www.twitch.tv/danejerus

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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

LIVE! We're finally back after I lost power for almost 100 hours and a whole bunch has happened since. NG+ runs of Bears for sub 38 incoming. www.twitch.tv/danejerus

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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Since apparently it's not been made abundantly clear to some streamers yet, here it is: If you don't turn off the AI gen bullshit that Twitch just enabled, you're about to be mass unfollowed.

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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Who could have seen this coming? Shockingly, the approval ratings are way way higher than I expected, both for the CEOs and for AI overall. If it's not 100% loathing, it's not enough.

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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

"Apologies are simply in too short a supply these days to spurn one when it's offered." God if this one sentence doesn't speak THE TRUTH. 1000000%

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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Almost exactly 100 hours without power but we back babyyyyyyyyy

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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

They told us power would be back on yesterday. Then they told us tonight. Now they’re saying tomorrow afternoon. You know, power company, if you designed and maintained your infrastructure correctly in the first place, the power wouldn’t have gone out to begin with. Hope this helps.

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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Idk where the sudden onslaught of GDQ discourse came from and maybe there actually is a silver lining to a tornado cell knocking out your power for going on 50 hours now

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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Me every time fire giant kills me in blackout

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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I said it before: Clancy is Amazon’s puppet. We don’t know what was said in those meetings but I can only hope that he fought this tooth and nail and Goliath just steamrolled him. Say what you will about him but I don’t think Clancy is gung-ho about AI the way Amazon is.

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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I went from no interviews for 8 months to locking in 2 within about an hour of each other. Things always get better, y’all.

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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

LIVE! More ER bingus bongus today! Sub 4 blackout attempts. If I'm feeling froggy, we might do the first vs match later 👀 www.twitch.tv/danejerus

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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

LIVE! Bears in Space NG+ sub 38 attempts. bingusbongus shall return soon:tm: www.twitch.tv/danejerus

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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

If you ask for her number and she says "6 7," she's too young for you bro

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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

CDPR was optimistic by a few years when they thought we'd reach Dystopia in 2077

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danejerus @danejerus.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Nothing you have ever said or done in your life is more cringe than this

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