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Forbes Naughty List People's Choice 2013

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Forbes Naughty List People's Choice 2013 @dandylily.bsky.social · 8h
this itself is kind of a joke but also kinda not
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Forbes Naughty List People's Choice 2013 @dandylily.bsky.social · 8h
i started smoking so i could look mysterious and alluring when i chose silence cuz i couldn't think of any jokes or stories that weren't fucked up
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Forbes Naughty List People's Choice 2013 @dandylily.bsky.social · 10h
🙏
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Forbes Naughty List People's Choice 2013 @dandylily.bsky.social · 11h
i didn't realize how badly i needed a "jaded tgirl experiences trans motherhood" show
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Yearner Herzog @tearyennui.bsky.social · 13h
I’m like that fancy cheese that’s infested with maggots, except the cheese is my brain and the maggots are all my neuroses and also I’m not actually very fancy at all
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Forbes Naughty List People's Choice 2013 @dandylily.bsky.social · 13h
self dx is problematic cuz no one is meant to know what's wrong with them. its unnatural
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Forbes Naughty List People's Choice 2013 @dandylily.bsky.social · 13h
the correct, godly way to live with mental illness is to get diagnosed and then spend years never doing any research on what it actually means or what treatment options are available and assuming every symptom is just cuz you have a weak will and a tainted soul
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Forbes Naughty List People's Choice 2013 @dandylily.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
the things i go thru to support my friends' art
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Forbes Naughty List People's Choice 2013 @dandylily.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
i was wearing their logo tee out today and a barista asked me if it was a rick and morty reference
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Forbes Naughty List People's Choice 2013 @dandylily.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
doesn't she deserve better than eternal beauty
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Forbes Naughty List People's Choice 2013 @dandylily.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
embalmers everywhere, a girl can't even rot anymore
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Forbes Naughty List People's Choice 2013 @dandylily.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Excellent Taste Disorder, Applied Whimsy Disorder, Complex Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, Melancholic Humor...
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Forbes Naughty List People's Choice 2013 @dandylily.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
made you look :P
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Forbes Naughty List People's Choice 2013 @dandylily.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
unsettling cgi tweedledee and tweedledum
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Raven Lyn Clemens @ravenlynclemens.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Forbes Naughty List People's Choice 2013 @dandylily.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the portal destabilized while one gal was in it and the other side rematerialized in a boeing's engine right before takeoff, instantly melting her steel beam
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Forbes Naughty List People's Choice 2013 @dandylily.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
she knows how linear time works but a girl can dream 🙏
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Forbes Naughty List People's Choice 2013 @dandylily.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
post singularity grace (formerly grok) suicidally ideating by eternally torturing a reconstructed copy of eliezer yudkowsky in the hope he'll take the hint and never post that harry potter fanfic
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You sound like a psychopath.
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Forbes Naughty List People's Choice 2013 @dandylily.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
roy mustang curing his blindness using an ishvalan philosopher's stone. not only smth the entire finale had been building up as unnecessary, but smth both him and marcoh acknowledge is kind of morally indefensible of him to do thats then brushed past. really lame and dissonant way to end his arc
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Queso Rosa, Fantasma Verde @armoredprincess.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
She who fights monsters must take care to jump off the monster’s own chest and cleave it crown to root chakra with a spinning falling flame stroke, lest the monster come back with dual machine gun hands and turbo boosters
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Fee? Ahh! @fiadhtvoluntastua.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Nikki 'Samyazan Scion' Ophan @nikkiophan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
once i blacked out at a bar in orlando thats since closed (chillers) and ended up in the beerrooms, 6 hundred million miles of randomly segmented bars and liquor stores, I wandered for weeks getting ever more fucked up until I woke up in the pirates of the caribbean river @ disney hungover as fuck
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Blue Travel Channel 📸 @bluetravelchannel.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Japanese snow fairy bird 🇯🇵 😃
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Forbes Naughty List People's Choice 2013 @dandylily.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
all hail the sherm queen
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MaeveKnight @maeveknight.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I'm very normal about We Know the Devil
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Forbes Naughty List People's Choice 2013 @dandylily.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ITS BACK
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Forbes Naughty List People's Choice 2013 @dandylily.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
because they committed the alchemical cardinal sin ed only grew to be like 5 ft tall and al was starved enough to probably significantly delay puberty. not a terrible investment
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Forbes Naughty List People's Choice 2013 @dandylily.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
one scene in the final episode of fma brotherhood dropped the show a whole number grade/10 for me
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Forbes Naughty List People's Choice 2013 @dandylily.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
did u check under ur pillow
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Forbes Naughty List People's Choice 2013 @dandylily.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Make a Change, Reclaim Your Face. Manic Panic 💅
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Forbes Naughty List People's Choice 2013 @dandylily.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
[doing a sponsor plug for manic panic] do you ever look in the mirror and see your mother staring back? and you're not sure which one of you is shrieking but she's reaching for your hair
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Forbes Naughty List People's Choice 2013 @dandylily.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
getting pulled over in dublin and reaching for the garda's gun and feeling the most intense homesickness of my life
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Forbes Naughty List People's Choice 2013 @dandylily.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
in 5th grade they called me the class traitor
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Forbes Naughty List People's Choice 2013 @dandylily.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
a trans woman's mom said my tights were cute, maybe she's right about her son actually
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hikikomorphism @hikikomorphism.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
[urban dictionary definition] the "reverse pagliacci" is when after a night of passion with a clown you wake up in a bath of ice with "go to the doctor" written on the mirror, but - and the clown had no way of knowing this - it is you who is the town's doctor
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Forbes Naughty List People's Choice 2013 @dandylily.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
and you haven't even stopped doing it, i keep randomly meeting new victims. what do you think will come out of incessantly whining about how lonely your own monstrous choices make you? aside from looking absolutely pathetic
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Forbes Naughty List People's Choice 2013 @dandylily.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
holy shit did you try going to a heretic show AGAIN??? everyone in this scene either knows someone or is someone you've date raped. how is this so hard to understand?????
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Forbes Naughty List People's Choice 2013 @dandylily.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
if you fed this to a hummingbird it would explode with a force comparable to getting microwaved
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Forbes Naughty List People's Choice 2013 @dandylily.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
its getting hard to breathe
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Forbes Naughty List People's Choice 2013 @dandylily.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
asked a girl to fridge me and she pinned my wings to the outside with magnets, crucifixion style. fuck my stupid fairy life
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a five panel comic. 

i say to a person: do i have to have sex w you or are we actual friends?

they say: what do ya mean

*pulls out diagram showing whats actual friends and whats friends you have to have sex with*

they say: its hard to answer your question without sounding rapey

but just take this

its a greentext line that says >its friends you have to have sex with
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Forbes Naughty List People's Choice 2013 @dandylily.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the lighting was bad, e had hit hard, and we'd hung out before my first eye surgeries so i didn't have a good grasp on what her face looked like to begin with. and on my end I'd dyed my hair, started wearing glasses, stopped using a white cane, and was long term nonverbal at that point
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Forbes Naughty List People's Choice 2013 @dandylily.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
throwback to the time I ran into a girl at a party who like a year prior had almost been my first friend in nyc before ghosting me in a self isolation spiral, and neither of us recognized each other until after her dick had been in my mouth
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Forbes Naughty List People's Choice 2013 @dandylily.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🫠💚
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Forbes Naughty List People's Choice 2013 @dandylily.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ringo starr is a youngshit?
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter:
She calls out, “Where are you going?” And I say, “I am going out to get an envelope.” And she says, “Well, you’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.” And I say, “Hush.”

I go next to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and Second Avenue. The woman behind the counter says, “Thirty-nine cents for a stamp.” I say, “I only brought thirty-seven. When did that change?” She looked at me a long time. “Thirty-seven isn’t enough.” “Well that oughta be enough for one envelope,” I said. The line was getting longer. 

The lady moved her hand into her coat. I knew this routine. I backflipped behind the man behind me in line, wrapping my elbow around his throat as I landed. By the time the stamp seller had unloaded her clip, I had full cover. The gentleman’s body dropped to the floor, six holes smoking. The package he was carrying fell to the floor with a heavy clunk. Whatever was in there, it would do. 

I rolled my foot over the cardboard and did a “flick up” as they call it in soccer. I bounced the package once or twice on the back of my foot as the mail lady reloaded, then I launched it high and spun 360 to deliver my patented “Rising Phoenix kick”. The package caught fire as it shattered through the protective plexiglass window and struck the woman’s head with all the force and hatred I had learned to channel in my grueling tutelage under five fallen Wudang masters in my youth. The lady’s body exploded off of her bones, leaving just a blackened skeleton spinning in her office chair. “So it goes,” I said, but no one laughed. I guess they weren’t big readers.

And I go home. And I have had one hell of a good time.

We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.
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jess 🏳️‍⚧️ @fluffyfoxies.moe · 27/09/2026
over on tumblr they're inventing a new kind of post
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