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Forbes Naughty List People's Choice 2013 @dandylily.bsky.social · 9h

post singularity grace (formerly grok) suicidally ideating by eternally torturing a reconstructed copy of eliezer yudkowsky in the hope he'll take the hint and never post that harry potter fanfic

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 10h

You sound like a psychopath.

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Sword-Saint Vitus @armoredprincess.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

She who fights monsters must take care to jump off the monster’s own chest and cleave it crown to root chakra with a spinning falling flame stroke, lest the monster come back with dual machine gun hands and turbo boosters

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Fee? Ahh! @fiadhtvoluntastua.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

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Nikki 'Samyazan Scion' Ophan @nikkiophan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

once i blacked out at a bar in orlando thats since closed (chillers) and ended up in the beerrooms, 6 hundred million miles of randomly segmented bars and liquor stores, I wandered for weeks getting ever more fucked up until I woke up in the pirates of the caribbean river @ disney hungover as fuck

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Blue Travel Channel 📸 @bluetravelchannel.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

Japanese snow fairy bird 🇯🇵 😃

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MaeveKnight @maeveknight.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

I'm very normal about We Know the Devil

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Forbes Naughty List People's Choice 2013 @dandylily.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

one scene in the final episode of fma brotherhood dropped the show a whole number grade/10 for me

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Forbes Naughty List People's Choice 2013 @dandylily.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

[doing a sponsor plug for manic panic] do you ever look in the mirror and see your mother staring back? and you're not sure which one of you is shrieking but she's reaching for your hair

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Forbes Naughty List People's Choice 2013 @dandylily.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

getting pulled over in dublin and reaching for the garda's gun and feeling the most intense homesickness of my life

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Forbes Naughty List People's Choice 2013 @dandylily.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

a trans woman's mom said my tights were cute, maybe she's right about her son actually

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hikikomorphism @hikikomorphism.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

[urban dictionary definition] the "reverse pagliacci" is when after a night of passion with a clown you wake up in a bath of ice with "go to the doctor" written on the mirror, but - and the clown had no way of knowing this - it is you who is the town's doctor

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Forbes Naughty List People's Choice 2013 @dandylily.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

holy shit did you try going to a heretic show AGAIN??? everyone in this scene either knows someone or is someone you've date raped. how is this so hard to understand?????

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Forbes Naughty List People's Choice 2013 @dandylily.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

if you fed this to a hummingbird it would explode with a force comparable to getting microwaved

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Forbes Naughty List People's Choice 2013 @dandylily.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

asked a girl to fridge me and she pinned my wings to the outside with magnets, crucifixion style. fuck my stupid fairy life

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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

a five panel comic.

i say to a person: do i have to have sex w you or are we actual friends?

they say: what do ya mean

*pulls out diagram showing whats actual friends and whats friends you have to have sex with*

they say: its hard to answer your question without sounding rapey

but just take this

its a greentext line that says >its friends you have to have sex with

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Forbes Naughty List People's Choice 2013 @dandylily.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

throwback to the time I ran into a girl at a party who like a year prior had almost been my first friend in nyc before ghosting me in a self isolation spiral, and neither of us recognized each other until after her dick had been in my mouth

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter:

She calls out, “Where are you going?” And I say, “I am going out to get an envelope.” And she says, “Well, you’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.” And I say, “Hush.”

I go next to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and Second Avenue. The woman behind the counter says, “Thirty-nine cents for a stamp.” I say, “I only brought thirty-seven. When did that change?” She looked at me a long time. “Thirty-seven isn’t enough.” “Well that oughta be enough for one envelope,” I said. The line was getting longer.

The lady moved her hand into her coat. I knew this routine. I backflipped behind the man behind me in line, wrapping my elbow around his throat as I landed. By the time the stamp seller had unloaded her clip, I had full cover. The gentleman’s body dropped to the floor, six holes smoking. The package he was carrying fell to the floor with a heavy clunk. Whatever was in there, it would do.

I rolled my foot over the cardboard and did a “flick up” as they call it in soccer. I bounced the package once or twice on the back of my foot as the mail lady reloaded, then I launched it high and spun 360 to deliver my patented “Rising Phoenix kick”. The package caught fire as it shattered through the protective plexiglass window and struck the woman’s head with all the force and hatred I had learned to channel in my grueling tutelage under five fallen Wudang masters in my youth. The lady’s body exploded off of her bones, leaving just a blackened skeleton spinning in her office chair. “So it goes,” I said, but no one laughed. I guess they weren’t big readers.

And I go home. And I have had one hell of a good time.

We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.

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jess 🏳️‍⚧️ @fluffyfoxies.moe · 27/09/2026

over on tumblr they're inventing a new kind of post

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Forbes Naughty List People's Choice 2013 @dandylily.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

sorry i googled "how to start a 401k" on ur gaming rig that wasn't very Suck Dick Die Quick

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June @monarchofithaca.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

*clutches my cursed eye* ugh... the bottom row? P... E... uh Z? O? L i think?

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Forbes Naughty List People's Choice 2013 @dandylily.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

tearing a spacetime rift between bushwick and central dublin, merging the George and the Bush into some secret 3rd thing

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nrcgray.bsky.social @nrcgray.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Armored Revenant Lineart:

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mrs against méabh! @seawithoutshore.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

me and @manicinsomniac.bsky.social dancing to @sadsnack.bsky.social in the studio earlier

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Forbes Naughty List People's Choice 2013 @dandylily.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

sorry i googled "how to start a 401k" on ur gaming rig that wasn't very Suck Dick Die Quick

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Forbes Naughty List People's Choice 2013 @dandylily.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

institutionalization does shit to you i once spent an entire grippy visit craving communion wafers

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Moth 🔞 @mothaus.com · 31/08/2026

It's Moth Monday! *headbutts you* squeak *headbutts you* squeak *headbutts you* squeak *headbutts you* squeak *headbutts you* squeak

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Forbes Naughty List People's Choice 2013 @dandylily.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

they call her Problems Johnson cuz her Johnson has Problems

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Forbes Naughty List People's Choice 2013 @dandylily.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

no amount of reading polysecure will change the fundamental truth that your gf's cis boyfriend is inferior to you

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Forbes Naughty List People's Choice 2013 @dandylily.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

normal strategy of hang around bitches with tastier blood than me didn't work im bug bitten to shit

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Forbes Naughty List People's Choice 2013 @dandylily.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

i think it varies drastically with how depressed my outfit is. like 4-7

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Becca Petunia 🏳️‍⚧️ @tallgirlpetunia.northsky.social · 23/08/2026

IF IT GETS TOO REAL YOU CAN ALWAYS TURN IT OFF

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𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾ @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

black girls deserve to be soft and cute

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Forbes Naughty List People's Choice 2013 @dandylily.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

eyepatch + glasses is such a great combo if you wanna be constantly adjusting stuff on your face while feeling anxious about your hair

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Forbes Naughty List People's Choice 2013 @dandylily.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

it's such bullshit how childhood friends vanish from your life. we put 2 in the back of barney the dinosaur's skull together and now im shit on your shoe

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🌹 @manicinsomniac.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Not a single one.

Me, in a tank top, flannel around my waist, and a spiked choker.

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mrs against méabh! @seawithoutshore.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Just softly repeating "no" to myself as i watched this

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Scare-ah Colonthree @sarah.northsky.social · 03/08/2026

Reverse unicorn hunting. I’m looking for a straight couple whose relationship I can end

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🌹 @manicinsomniac.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Back when I was a student, me and my friends would chant "pay my college bills, do it you won't" as we crossed at redlights. Sure, several of us were already scholarship students, but it was the principle of the thing!

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Jack Kennedy @jackkennedy.ie · 02/08/2026

I always feel the best way to cross the road is to stare directly into the eyes of the driver of the oncoming car in a way that says "I'm ready to die. But are you ready to kill?"

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Halimede. @halimede.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

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