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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 21/09/2026

Every time I see any footage from this movie I'm like "Is it possible for a movie to be TOO beautiful?"

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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 19/09/2026

This is some Minions ass shit

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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 19/09/2026

We had to sit through a trailer for Jim Caviezel's new maga-coded movie in front of Resident Evil. Looks like a remake of On Deadly Ground but the lead doesn't have Steven Seagal's smoldering charisma or raw acting talent.

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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 19/09/2026

I see that Google wanted to get in on that sweet sweet rogue AI PR.

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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 18/09/2026

What I wouldn't give for a poster of this @davidaja.com Robin Hood cover.

Comic book cover of Disney's Robin Hood Issue 01 by David Aja. The anthropomorphic fox Robin Hood leaps through the air against a bright off-white background, wearing his classic green tunic, feathered cap, and quiver of arrows. He clutches a burlap sack trailing gold coins in one hand while reaching overhead with the other toward a loose hanging rope. Below him, silhouetted castle battlements and the pointed ears and horns of pursuing wolf guards and rhino guards reach upward in dark silhouette. The bottom-left corner credits Cosby, Weisman, and Ranaldi.

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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 15/09/2026

I can't be the only one who sees a fleshlight when you're using Car Play with Siri AI.

A screen in a car displaying a map in Apple CarPlay. Floating above the map is a visual indication that Siri AI is listening to the user.

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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 12/09/2026

They need to put the scene where Dr. Doom cried about 9/11 in the Doomsday movie.

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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 29/08/2026

I am firmly against this administration's campaign of deportation and cruelty to immigrants, but we can have one Milo Yiannopoulos deportation as a treat.

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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 09/08/2026

Face Eating Leopards Real fucking sexy Grover and Elliott Gould Jedward dunking on Prince Phillip the day he died Katie Dippold Babadook

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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 13/07/2026

Your incredibly imposing physical presence definitely helped you write that Kaiju book.

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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 11/07/2026

If there was a Democrat in office, we'd have a million think pieces about how this means that their lame duck era has begun. www.cbsnews.com/news/housing...

cbsnews.com

Bipartisan housing bill automatically becomes law after Trump refuses to sign it

A landmark housing bill automatically became law overnight after President Trump declined to sign it.

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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 07/07/2026

Is there anyone on this app who can explain why none of the other parties are contesting the by-election caused by Nigel Farage's resignation? Why not make him work for it? Is Count Binhead our only hope?

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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 05/07/2026

Always two there are. No more, no less. A master and an apprentice.

A black car with the license plate "STHLRD 3"

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Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Huey Luey and the Nuey Hewis Lewis and the Newis Hews Lews and the News

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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 21/06/2026

The odds that Trump fills the pool with concrete and paints an American flag on it by July 4th are not zero.

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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 20/06/2026

Throw them in the hole!

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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 18/06/2026

It's less flattering on us, let's say, Sergeant García types.

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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 14/06/2026

What are the odds that he falls asleep during the fight?

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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 01/06/2026

Dogme 96 has all the same rules but you can have aliens in it.

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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 27/05/2026

While I was at WDW this year, I was wondering how often they clean coins out in Small World. You could get ashes made into a coin. Hell, make a couple and cover all the boat rides. Might be able to hang around for a few months.

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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 13/05/2026

I have never seen anyone cronch a sandwich like Denzel does in Philadelphia. He’s holding it vertical and biting off one whole end of it.

Denzel Washington biting into a sandwich in an unusual way while reading a book in a law library.

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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 08/05/2026

Trump confuses hantavirus with the motaba virus and sends RFK Jr to look for that monkey.

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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 04/05/2026

A huge thanks to @aduralde.bsky.social and @dlelandwhite.bsky.social of @linoleumcast.bsky.social for recommending A Useful Ghost way back in February. I finally got around to watching it and I loved it.

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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 01/05/2026

A criminally underrated reply

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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 21/04/2026

Ice water is so important. I recently converted to the Owala style sippy lids.

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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 17/04/2026

Anna and Elsa are totally married at the end of Frozen Ever After, right?

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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 11/04/2026

I just watched the first episode of Malcolm in the Middle: Life’s Still Unfair and I am glad to report that it is perfect.

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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 11/04/2026

My cat politely tapped the capsule, but lost interest before I could get a photo.

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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 10/04/2026

The way he presented it during the T-shirt challenge as if he were Gollum showing off a shiny rock had me howling.

Joel Dommet leaning over while presenting an egg that has Greg Davies’ face printed on it.

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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 04/04/2026

Once you have a bigger backpack you’ll need to buy more gear to fill it.

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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 03/04/2026

May your bread be unleavened and your herbs bitter!

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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 16/03/2026

There are a lot of people who tuned in to the Oscars for the first time because of KPop Demon Hunters. Many of them are going to be turned off after that disrespect and won’t tune in again. Way to turn off your young audience and then joke about how last year they let a white guy talk forever.

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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 16/03/2026

I wonder what feedback Clem Fandango had on that Burger King copy.

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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 05/03/2026

It’s a baffling choice. The movie is not a jukebox musical but has this and Blitzkrieg Bop basically back to back and then never does it again.

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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 05/03/2026

Framed #1454 🎥 🟩 ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ This movie has a scene where hundreds of people diegetically sing Smells Like Teen Spirit for no reason and with no explanation.

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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 27/02/2026

Post old memes to confuse young people.

A cardboard robot holds an axe in front of a possum on a barbecue grill’s side table.

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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 21/02/2026

Look, I was skeptical at first, but they took a huge nuclear dunk on Prince Philip, so I think they are ok.

A tweet from Jedward that reads “RIP Prince Philip! You are now in heaven flying high in the sky in peace” followed by another tweet that reads “Live update” with a picture of Elmo in hell

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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 09/02/2026

“I’m afraid that <insert any male celebrity here> might be a huxtable”

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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 04/02/2026

I just mean that 90% of people playing that game failed to remember that a movie with a pretty stacked cast based on On The Road was made in the last 15 years.

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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 04/02/2026

That movie does not exist.

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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 03/02/2026

Ok, the first night that Jake spends in the Na'vi village, there are a lot of Na'vi sitting around a fire, holding leaves with grub-like food. There are shots of them chewing, and you see one raise their hand to their mouth as if eating a grub, though it is too far away to be sure.

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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 03/02/2026

I am watching Avatar to figure out if there are scenes of them eating and what's the first thing Jake does in his avatar body? Eat a big juicy fruit.

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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 27/01/2026

It was actually my spouse who asked me this.

A comic in which a person's brain asks if the Na'vi eat and it keeps them awake all night

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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 18/01/2026

Thank you, whatever AI this captcha is training. I love clicking boxes.

A captcha asking the user to select all squares with buses and then a grid in which every square contains part of the bus.

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