Dan Coulter @danco.social · 19/09/2026We had to sit through a trailer for Jim Caviezel's new maga-coded movie in front of Resident Evil. Looks like a remake of On Deadly Ground but the lead doesn't have Steven Seagal's smoldering charisma or raw acting talent. 220
Dan Coulter @danco.social · 19/09/2026I see that Google wanted to get in on that sweet sweet rogue AI PR. 010
Dan Coulter @danco.social · 18/09/2026What I wouldn't give for a poster of this @davidaja.com Robin Hood cover. 000
Dan Coulter @danco.social · 15/09/2026I can't be the only one who sees a fleshlight when you're using Car Play with Siri AI. 000
Dan Coulter @danco.social · 12/09/2026They need to put the scene where Dr. Doom cried about 9/11 in the Doomsday movie. 001
Dan Coulter @danco.social · 29/08/2026I am firmly against this administration's campaign of deportation and cruelty to immigrants, but we can have one Milo Yiannopoulos deportation as a treat. 010
Dan Coulter @danco.social · 09/08/2026Face Eating Leopards Real fucking sexy Grover and Elliott Gould Jedward dunking on Prince Phillip the day he died Katie Dippold Babadook 010
Dan Coulter @danco.social · 11/07/2026If there was a Democrat in office, we'd have a million think pieces about how this means that their lame duck era has begun. www.cbsnews.com/news/housing...cbsnews.comBipartisan housing bill automatically becomes law after Trump refuses to sign itA landmark housing bill automatically became law overnight after President Trump declined to sign it. 010
Dan Coulter @danco.social · 07/07/2026Is there anyone on this app who can explain why none of the other parties are contesting the by-election caused by Nigel Farage's resignation? Why not make him work for it? Is Count Binhead our only hope? 110
Dan Coulter @danco.social · 05/07/2026Always two there are. No more, no less. A master and an apprentice. 000
Reposted by Dan Coulter Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Huey Luey and the Nuey Hewis Lewis and the Newis Hews Lews and the News 1415
Dan Coulter @danco.social · 21/06/2026The odds that Trump fills the pool with concrete and paints an American flag on it by July 4th are not zero. 010
Dan Coulter @danco.social · 13/05/2026I have never seen anyone cronch a sandwich like Denzel does in Philadelphia. He’s holding it vertical and biting off one whole end of it. 000
Dan Coulter @danco.social · 08/05/2026Trump confuses hantavirus with the motaba virus and sends RFK Jr to look for that monkey. 000
Dan Coulter @danco.social · 04/05/2026A huge thanks to @aduralde.bsky.social and @dlelandwhite.bsky.social of @linoleumcast.bsky.social for recommending A Useful Ghost way back in February. I finally got around to watching it and I loved it. 041
Dan Coulter @danco.social · 17/04/2026Anna and Elsa are totally married at the end of Frozen Ever After, right? 000
Dan Coulter @danco.social · 11/04/2026I just watched the first episode of Malcolm in the Middle: Life’s Still Unfair and I am glad to report that it is perfect. 010
Dan Coulter @danco.social · 27/03/2026I mean it's one Sharpie, Michael. What could it cost? Five dollars? apnews.com/article/trum...apnews.comTrump interrupts a Cabinet meeting dealing with the Iran war and rising prices to talk SharpiesPresident Donald Trump turned an otherwise serious Cabinet meeting into a long Sharpie story, arguing that it shows how he saves government money. 000
Dan Coulter @danco.social · 16/03/2026There are a lot of people who tuned in to the Oscars for the first time because of KPop Demon Hunters. Many of them are going to be turned off after that disrespect and won’t tune in again. Way to turn off your young audience and then joke about how last year they let a white guy talk forever. 020
Dan Coulter @danco.social · 16/03/2026I wonder what feedback Clem Fandango had on that Burger King copy. 001
Dan Coulter @danco.social · 18/01/2026Thank you, whatever AI this captcha is training. I love clicking boxes. 120
Reposted by Dan Coulter the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 15/12/2025this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient. 313239053942
Dan Coulter @danco.social · 08/12/2025They've finally posted the show that I drove up to Chicago to see and you can hear me shout "no!" at about 27:52 as a proud Obstructoid youtu.be/HMctl7k9w5o @connorratliff.bsky.social @patrickcotnoir.bsky.socialyoutu.beThe George Lucas Talk Show with Nora Dunn, Colt Cabana and Katie RichYouTube video by The George Lucas Talk Show 0111
Dan Coulter @danco.social · 08/12/2025Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixarmedia.tenor.coma man in a wig is making a funny face in a room with other men .Alt: a man in a wig is making a funny face in a room with other men 220
Dan Coulter @danco.social · 24/11/2025I'm seated right by the wrinkled and folded Radioland Murders poster at the George Lucas Talk Show 030
Dan Coulter @danco.social · 19/11/2025This is in my top five most beautiful shots of all time, for sure 020
Dan Coulter @danco.social · 09/11/2025The only AI I really want is one that will figure out if I’ve fallen asleep and pause my movie for me. 010
Dan Coulter @danco.social · 01/11/2025The Strangers Things cast all look like they have mortgages. 000
Dan Coulter @danco.social · 21/10/2025I was not expecting to hear an acoustic cover of Eddie Murphy's My Girl Wants to Party All the Time when I went out for dinner. 000
Dan Coulter @danco.social · 16/10/2025I don’t want to hear Paul Hollywood say “nipple deep in a pool” ever again. 100
Dan Coulter @danco.social · 28/09/2025@jamesgunn.bsky.social did you try to get a take of the last shot of the dance sequence where Frank wasn't giggling? I think it might be my favorite part. 000
Dan Coulter @danco.social · 13/09/2025Is it just me or did The Long Walk pointedly have 49 walkers, not 50, even though the entire internet thinks it's 50? 000
Dan Coulter @danco.social · 22/08/2025We drove past a Scooters Coffee in Mascoutah, IL and I said “Mascooters” out loud and Rowan didn’t laugh for some reason. 000
Dan Coulter @danco.social · 21/08/2025Me waiting to see which of my cishet Facebook friends eulogizes the latest demon who diedmedia.tenor.coma man is looking through binoculars while laying on a logALT: a man is looking through binoculars while laying on a log 210
Dan Coulter @danco.social · 14/08/2025Our IKEA bed we had for the last 10 years broke. I guess you could say it had a malmfunction. 220
Dan Coulter @danco.social · 10/08/2025I'm obsessed with the recipe for hot buttered Cheerios that I spotted on the back of a Cheerios box in The Dead Zone 110
Dan Coulter @danco.social · 02/07/2025The St Louis Zoo red panda came out, laid down on some rocks for two minutes and then went back inside. I can't blame her. 010
Dan Coulter @danco.social · 20/05/2025Do you think this is the first Pope who knows who Grogu is? 020
Dan Coulter @danco.social · 28/04/2025I am happy to report that South Dakota is as tastefully patriotic as ever. 020