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Dan Coulter

@danco.social
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Elder millennial. Front-end engineer. Father of cats.
 I watch too many movies and log them here: letterboxd.com/realastronaut He/him. 🏳️‍🌈Bi

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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 19/09/2026
We had to sit through a trailer for Jim Caviezel's new maga-coded movie in front of Resident Evil. Looks like a remake of On Deadly Ground but the lead doesn't have Steven Seagal's smoldering charisma or raw acting talent.
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 19/09/2026
I see that Google wanted to get in on that sweet sweet rogue AI PR.
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 18/09/2026
What I wouldn't give for a poster of this @davidaja.com Robin Hood cover.
Comic book cover of Disney's Robin Hood Issue 01 by David Aja. The anthropomorphic fox Robin Hood leaps through the air against a bright off-white background, wearing his classic green tunic, feathered cap, and quiver of arrows. He clutches a burlap sack trailing gold coins in one hand while reaching overhead with the other toward a loose hanging rope. Below him, silhouetted castle battlements and the pointed ears and horns of pursuing wolf guards and rhino guards reach upward in dark silhouette. The bottom-left corner credits Cosby, Weisman, and Ranaldi.
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 15/09/2026
I can't be the only one who sees a fleshlight when you're using Car Play with Siri AI.
A screen in a car displaying a map in Apple CarPlay. Floating above the map is a visual indication that Siri AI is listening to the user.
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 12/09/2026
They need to put the scene where Dr. Doom cried about 9/11 in the Doomsday movie.
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 29/08/2026
I am firmly against this administration's campaign of deportation and cruelty to immigrants, but we can have one Milo Yiannopoulos deportation as a treat.
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 09/08/2026
Face Eating Leopards Real fucking sexy Grover and Elliott Gould Jedward dunking on Prince Phillip the day he died Katie Dippold Babadook
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 11/07/2026
If there was a Democrat in office, we'd have a million think pieces about how this means that their lame duck era has begun. www.cbsnews.com/news/housing...
cbsnews.com
Bipartisan housing bill automatically becomes law after Trump refuses to sign it
A landmark housing bill automatically became law overnight after President Trump declined to sign it.
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 07/07/2026
Is there anyone on this app who can explain why none of the other parties are contesting the by-election caused by Nigel Farage's resignation? Why not make him work for it? Is Count Binhead our only hope?
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 05/07/2026
Always two there are. No more, no less. A master and an apprentice.
A black car with the license plate "STHLRD 3"
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Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Huey Luey and the Nuey Hewis Lewis and the Newis Hews Lews and the News
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 21/06/2026
The odds that Trump fills the pool with concrete and paints an American flag on it by July 4th are not zero.
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 14/06/2026
What are the odds that he falls asleep during the fight?
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 13/06/2026
Donald J Tarp
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 21/05/2026
Indoor use only
A package of window decorations that is supposed to say “FREEDOM” but the letters are arranged to say “FREE DOM”.
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 13/05/2026
I have never seen anyone cronch a sandwich like Denzel does in Philadelphia. He’s holding it vertical and biting off one whole end of it.
Denzel Washington biting into a sandwich in an unusual way while reading a book in a law library.
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 08/05/2026
Trump confuses hantavirus with the motaba virus and sends RFK Jr to look for that monkey.
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 04/05/2026
A huge thanks to @aduralde.bsky.social and @dlelandwhite.bsky.social of @linoleumcast.bsky.social for recommending A Useful Ghost way back in February. I finally got around to watching it and I loved it.
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 03/05/2026
Wings of Fury
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 17/04/2026
Anna and Elsa are totally married at the end of Frozen Ever After, right?
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 11/04/2026
I just watched the first episode of Malcolm in the Middle: Life’s Still Unfair and I am glad to report that it is perfect.
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 27/03/2026
I mean it's one Sharpie, Michael. What could it cost? Five dollars? apnews.com/article/trum...
apnews.com
Trump interrupts a Cabinet meeting dealing with the Iran war and rising prices to talk Sharpies
President Donald Trump turned an otherwise serious Cabinet meeting into a long Sharpie story, arguing that it shows how he saves government money.
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 16/03/2026
There are a lot of people who tuned in to the Oscars for the first time because of KPop Demon Hunters. Many of them are going to be turned off after that disrespect and won’t tune in again. Way to turn off your young audience and then joke about how last year they let a white guy talk forever.
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 16/03/2026
I wonder what feedback Clem Fandango had on that Burger King copy.
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 27/02/2026
Post old memes to confuse young people.
A cardboard robot holds an axe in front of a possum on a barbecue grill’s side table.
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 27/01/2026
It was actually my spouse who asked me this.
A comic in which a person's brain asks if the Na'vi eat and it keeps them awake all night
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 18/01/2026
Thank you, whatever AI this captcha is training. I love clicking boxes.
A captcha asking the user to select all squares with buses and then a grid in which every square contains part of the bus.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 08/12/2025
They've finally posted the show that I drove up to Chicago to see and you can hear me shout "no!" at about 27:52 as a proud Obstructoid youtu.be/HMctl7k9w5o @connorratliff.bsky.social @patrickcotnoir.bsky.social
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The George Lucas Talk Show with Nora Dunn, Colt Cabana and Katie Rich
YouTube video by The George Lucas Talk Show
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 08/12/2025
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar
media.tenor.com
a man in a wig is making a funny face in a room with other men .
Alt: a man in a wig is making a funny face in a room with other men
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 24/11/2025
I'm seated right by the wrinkled and folded Radioland Murders poster at the George Lucas Talk Show
The view of a small stage filled with chairs in a theater. On the left is a poster for the movie Radioland Murders.
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 19/11/2025
This is in my top five most beautiful shots of all time, for sure
A man walks to his car in a snowy parking lot.
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 09/11/2025
James Brolin's Hair: The Movie (1979)
Actor James Brolin with thick luxurious hair in a basement looking like he heard a strange noise
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 09/11/2025
The only AI I really want is one that will figure out if I’ve fallen asleep and pause my movie for me.
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 01/11/2025
The Strangers Things cast all look like they have mortgages.
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 21/10/2025
I was not expecting to hear an acoustic cover of Eddie Murphy's My Girl Wants to Party All the Time when I went out for dinner.
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 16/10/2025
I don’t want to hear Paul Hollywood say “nipple deep in a pool” ever again.
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 28/09/2025
@jamesgunn.bsky.social did you try to get a take of the last shot of the dance sequence where Frank wasn't giggling? I think it might be my favorite part.
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 13/09/2025
Is it just me or did The Long Walk pointedly have 49 walkers, not 50, even though the entire internet thinks it's 50?
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 22/08/2025
We drove past a Scooters Coffee in Mascoutah, IL and I said “Mascooters” out loud and Rowan didn’t laugh for some reason.
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 21/08/2025
Me waiting to see which of my cishet Facebook friends eulogizes the latest demon who died
media.tenor.com
a man is looking through binoculars while laying on a log
ALT: a man is looking through binoculars while laying on a log
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 14/08/2025
Our IKEA bed we had for the last 10 years broke. I guess you could say it had a malmfunction.
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 11/08/2025
Is it just me or is Barqs colder than Coke?
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 10/08/2025
I'm obsessed with the recipe for hot buttered Cheerios that I spotted on the back of a Cheerios box in The Dead Zone
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 03/08/2025
At MOBOT after hours to see a big stinky boy
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 02/07/2025
The St Louis Zoo red panda came out, laid down on some rocks for two minutes and then went back inside. I can't blame her.
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 20/05/2025
Do you think this is the first Pope who knows who Grogu is?
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 08/05/2025
The new Pope is from Illinois you say?
A man sits in front of a pastoral backdrop wearing robes and holding a cross that says "Mike" on it. He has retro aviator sunglasses and a thick beard.
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 08/05/2025
Clown in a Cornfield I know, I know, it's serious
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 28/04/2025
I am happy to report that South Dakota is as tastefully patriotic as ever.
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