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Dan Coulter

@danco.social
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Elder millennial. Front-end engineer. Father of cats.
 I watch too many movies and log them here: letterboxd.com/realastronaut He/him. 🏳️‍🌈Bi

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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 18/09/2026
What I wouldn't give for a poster of this @davidaja.com Robin Hood cover.
Comic book cover of Disney's Robin Hood Issue 01 by David Aja. The anthropomorphic fox Robin Hood leaps through the air against a bright off-white background, wearing his classic green tunic, feathered cap, and quiver of arrows. He clutches a burlap sack trailing gold coins in one hand while reaching overhead with the other toward a loose hanging rope. Below him, silhouetted castle battlements and the pointed ears and horns of pursuing wolf guards and rhino guards reach upward in dark silhouette. The bottom-left corner credits Cosby, Weisman, and Ranaldi.
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 15/09/2026
I can't be the only one who sees a fleshlight when you're using Car Play with Siri AI.
A screen in a car displaying a map in Apple CarPlay. Floating above the map is a visual indication that Siri AI is listening to the user.
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 05/07/2026
Always two there are. No more, no less. A master and an apprentice.
A black car with the license plate "STHLRD 3"
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 18/06/2026
It's less flattering on us, let's say, Sergeant García types.
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 21/05/2026
Indoor use only
A package of window decorations that is supposed to say “FREEDOM” but the letters are arranged to say “FREE DOM”.
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 13/05/2026
I have never seen anyone cronch a sandwich like Denzel does in Philadelphia. He’s holding it vertical and biting off one whole end of it.
Denzel Washington biting into a sandwich in an unusual way while reading a book in a law library.
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 10/04/2026
The way he presented it during the T-shirt challenge as if he were Gollum showing off a shiny rock had me howling.
Joel Dommet leaning over while presenting an egg that has Greg Davies’ face printed on it.
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 27/02/2026
Post old memes to confuse young people.
A cardboard robot holds an axe in front of a possum on a barbecue grill’s side table.
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 21/02/2026
Look, I was skeptical at first, but they took a huge nuclear dunk on Prince Philip, so I think they are ok.
A tweet from Jedward that reads “RIP Prince Philip! You are now in heaven flying high in the sky in peace” followed by another tweet that reads “Live update” with a picture of Elmo in hell
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 27/01/2026
It was actually my spouse who asked me this.
A comic in which a person's brain asks if the Na'vi eat and it keeps them awake all night
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 18/01/2026
Thank you, whatever AI this captcha is training. I love clicking boxes.
A captcha asking the user to select all squares with buses and then a grid in which every square contains part of the bus.
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 24/11/2025
I'm seated right by the wrinkled and folded Radioland Murders poster at the George Lucas Talk Show
The view of a small stage filled with chairs in a theater. On the left is a poster for the movie Radioland Murders.
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 19/11/2025
This is in my top five most beautiful shots of all time, for sure
A man walks to his car in a snowy parking lot.
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 09/11/2025
James Brolin's Hair: The Movie (1979)
Actor James Brolin with thick luxurious hair in a basement looking like he heard a strange noise
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 03/10/2025
Illinois checking in
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 10/08/2025
I'm obsessed with the recipe for hot buttered Cheerios that I spotted on the back of a Cheerios box in The Dead Zone
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 03/08/2025
The Climatron looks great at night.
A large glass domed building at the Missouri Botanical Garden lit up at night.
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 03/08/2025
At MOBOT after hours to see a big stinky boy
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 11/06/2025
Cops love it
Cop macing seated college students at a protest
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 08/05/2025
The new Pope is from Illinois you say?
A man sits in front of a pastoral backdrop wearing robes and holding a cross that says "Mike" on it. He has retro aviator sunglasses and a thick beard.
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 28/04/2025
I am happy to report that South Dakota is as tastefully patriotic as ever.
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 23/04/2025
The Meta AI summarizing Facebook posts is objectively the funniest AI
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 24/03/2025
New sickos dropped: theonion.com/stuck-in-the...
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 18/02/2025
Top half of the image is a screenshot from the New York Times with a photo of an upside down plane on a runway with the headline "What You Need to Know About the Major Plane Crashes of 2025"

Bottom half of the image is Alec Baldwin as Jack Donaghy in 30 Rock with the text "Lemon, It's February"
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 08/01/2025
Reggie is the perfect egg man.
A short haired white cat sitting with his tail tucked under his tummy and his eyes closed
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 05/12/2024
YMMV but I see a subscribe button in the upper right. Once you click this it gives you the option to mute or block.
A screenshot of a block list in the Bluesky app with a red arrow pointing at the subscribe button
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 23/11/2024
I'm sorry, Gramma WHO?
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 20/11/2024
Reggie does not mind a power outage
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 28/09/2024
This fucking movie
A man with a microphone addresses an IMAX screen with Adam Driver on it at a showing of Megalopolis
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 27/09/2024
Did you know that you can just like make flan?
A flan, a custard with a glossy caramel top. Also known as a crème caramel in some European countries.
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 17/09/2024
How does this impact my credit score?
Bluesky user number 206,323
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 10/09/2024
He was one of the best there ever was.
James Earl Jones smiling at the camera, dressed in a tuxedo.
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 31/07/2024
I haven't seen this week's House of the Dragon but I hope this rainbow over the Targaryen flag isn't a spoiler
A faint rainbow that ends over a flag pole by a fence. The American flag and the Targaryen flag are flying below the rainbow
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 28/07/2024
Back in the Lou
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 28/07/2024
Ah, I see this app has added a FOMO tab.
Screenshot of the new Conversations tab in Bluesky
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 16/07/2024
Ok, I'm like 99% sure this isn't actually @chucktingle.bsky.social's car
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 07/05/2024
Check out this cool dog I saw today
A small dog looks out of the window of a Camero.
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 07/05/2024
A small black cat's head sticks out from a basket in a way that makes it look like she has no body.
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 17/04/2024
Help I think I adopted one of those aliens from Attack the Block
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 14/04/2024
At Dahl Chainsaw Art in Wall, SD. They have a giant jackalope statue as well
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 13/04/2024
@chucktingle.bsky.social I might have found my co-cover models for my tingler covers in Wall, SD
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 09/04/2024
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 06/04/2024
A black cat sitting in the sun and contorting herself so she can lick her back paw
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 06/04/2024
Explain to me how this hillbilly gas station chain has better pizza than the entire state of Washington
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 05/04/2024
Howdy cowboy
A tall statue of a cowboy holding a hotdog on a stick stands in front of an RV sales business.
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 30/03/2024
Nick Mohammed is incredibly cute on Taskmaster
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 08/02/2024
I’ve decided I’m fed up with streaming apps and I’m going to try to rebuild my local mp3 library. I’m Im really impressed with Plex’s player. All I’ve got in there so far is @johnallisonweiss.bsky.social and Zwan.
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 30/11/2023
A collection of photos of the cast of the TV show Cheers with their age when they joined the cast of the show, ranging from 24 to 36 years old.
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 02/11/2023
I can't wait until RETAIL SIGNAGE opens
A sign on a wall with an architectural rendering of a mixed retail and residential area. The retail stores all have signs that read "RETAIL SIGNAGE"
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Dan Coulter @danco.social · 26/09/2023
Nice
Screenshot of the Duolingo widget with the number 69 displayed over the owl lounging in sunglasses.
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