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Damien S. Pumpkins

@damien-a-p.bsky.social
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Singer. Guitarist. Actor. Director. Failed TV scriptwriter. One-time trainee pro-wrestler. Copywriter/marketeer by trade. Geek by choice. Opinions my own. Onions someone else's.

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Damien S. Pumpkins @damien-a-p.bsky.social · 5h
Almost certainly Worzel Gummidge. Actual nightmares for *years* as a kid. See also: Chocky, Box Of Delights and there was another creepy CBBC show that I forget the name of but they used "Running Up That Hill" in the trailers and that song continues to give me a weird vibe as a result.
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Damien S. Pumpkins @damien-a-p.bsky.social · 18h
What is the movie that came out before you were born that you’ve watched the most times?
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Obi-Wan Kenobi Says Hello There
Alt: Obi-Wan Kenobi Says Hello There
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Damien S. Pumpkins @damien-a-p.bsky.social · 21h
Holy Grail acquired. (Niche action figure info follows - read at your own peril) When Kenner got the rights to the Prince of Thieves licence they were, much like the production of the movie itself, very much working against a ticking clock...
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves "Crossbow Robin Hood" figure by Kenner, featuring the original generic "not-Costner" head
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Damien S. Pumpkins @damien-a-p.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
God there are SOOOOO many, but I think it might just be this epic youtu.be/Q_Spg84eNDU?...
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KITH: Sex Girl Patrol
YouTube video by bluecinderella4
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Damien S. Pumpkins @damien-a-p.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Drop some kicks
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Shawn Michaels vs. Ric Flair WWE
Alt: Shawn Michaels vs. Ric Flair at Wrestlemania when Shawn superkicks Flair to retire him
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Damien S. Pumpkins @damien-a-p.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lol literally saw this in my feed and then a notification popped up that I had a new follower...
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 03/10/2026
The pope holding a baseball bat in front of a burning data centre with the text "I like the pope, the pope smokes (dope crossed out) data centres".

Because he said ai art is shit
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Damien S. Pumpkins @damien-a-p.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The first calendar was great The book was great This too will be great, but only if enough people want it...
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Micah @rincewind.run · 02/10/2026
if you’ve never chased your friend around a yard cackling madly and spraying them with one of these things you haven’t truly lived
Super soaker 50 20th anniversary edition
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Damien S. Pumpkins @damien-a-p.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Turns out there's a street in Whitby where all the restaurants are run by pop stars
Row of restaurants in Whitby - Hadley fish n chips, The Edge bistro and Four Seasons
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Damien S. Pumpkins @damien-a-p.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Given that Toyah, Michael Ball, Harry Styles and 50% of both Led Zep and Traffic were all born in Worcestershire, I feel like I need to see the citation on how Cher Lloyd has apparently sold more records than any of them...
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you're in my GP's office any time soon, prepare yourself for what many are calling the greatest mnemonic of all time. Come for E and P, but sit down and clap for I.
A screen in my GP's office advertising a mnemonic of signs to spot SEPSIS.

S slurred speech of confusion 
E extreme shivering or muscle pain 
P passing no urine all day
S severe breathlessness
I ot feels like you are going to die
S skin mottled or discoloured
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Damien S. Pumpkins @damien-a-p.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Doomsday, as he appeared in the TV show Smallville
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Damien S. Pumpkins @damien-a-p.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Done another thing
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Damien S. Pumpkins @damien-a-p.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Saw Endgame: Encore last night. Still got goosebumps in the portal bit. And never seen the entire cinema stick around for the post-credits bits, either. The gaggle of young ladies behind me were VERY excited. I guess it hits different for the generation who grew up only knowing the MCU
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Damien S. Pumpkins @damien-a-p.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How would you describe your social media reach?
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Liam Gallagher: Someday You Will Find Me
Alt: Liam Gallagher: Someday You Will Find Me
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Damien S. Pumpkins @damien-a-p.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Saw Dracula. Loved Dracula.
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Damien S. Pumpkins @damien-a-p.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Somebody get Marvel on the phone ..
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Lindsey Boylan @lindseyboylan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Slut-shaming is rape culture
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Damien S. Pumpkins @damien-a-p.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Well, this is new. And fucking atrocious for those of us who use Meta Business Suite for their job...
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Damien S. Pumpkins @damien-a-p.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Went to Whitby. Got a cold. Also managed to see some things.
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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
go to @readingmuseum.bsky.social (right now)
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Damien S. Pumpkins @damien-a-p.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I respect our British culture. DO YOU?
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Pesky Splintergeist ~👻🌙~ @peskysplinter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
going dogging in this
Brum the living yellow car.
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Damien S. Pumpkins @damien-a-p.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Canadian wrestler Lance Storm holding a bunch of title belts in one hand and a microphone in the other, with a speech bubble shape at the bottom
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Damien S. Pumpkins @damien-a-p.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I have this book I love this book Now you can too
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wrote something about SNL:UK and what I learned by going to see it being made… joelmorris.substack.com/p/live-from-...
joelmorris.substack.com
Live from London, it’s SATURDAY NIGHT!
What seeing this week’s episode of SNL UK taught me about comedy.
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Damien S. Pumpkins @damien-a-p.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Legend of Zelda logo but it says "The main character is called Link. Please stop calling him Zelda he's so fucking bored of it"
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Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 19/09/2026
Music trivia! The first words spoken on Public Enemy's Fear of a Black Planet are "Some foreign power, some group of terrorists, some individual concern". It's a sample that drops at the start of Contract on the World Love Jam, the album's opening instrumental. But where do those lines come from?
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Contract On The World Love Jam (Instrumental)
YouTube video by Public Enemy - Topic
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Damien S. Pumpkins @damien-a-p.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This absolutely tracks. Back in the day we used to sing the True Faith lyrics over it, so convinced were we that they had sampled it.
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Damien S. Pumpkins @damien-a-p.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
While I wait for me fish n chips, I figured now was as good a time as any to mention how much I ruddy loved It's A Superpower? and if you've not listened to it yet then what are you doing? #ROBOTcar #4life
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I really need journalists to learn that every time OpenAI or Anthropic or xAI says that their model has broken containment and could destroy humanity that it’s a marketing pitch by companies running out of cash with high overheads and no profitable business model wanting more investment.
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Damien S. Pumpkins @damien-a-p.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Thread
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Damien S. Pumpkins @damien-a-p.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Pleased to report I have successfully shot and captured the Grimace
A large round-ish shape under a green tarp. 

It's actually a fancy garden bench, and not the Grimace like the post suggests, but let's have fun with it, no?
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Damien S. Pumpkins @damien-a-p.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Went to the wrestling. Sat in the front row. Got some shots.
Spike Trivet awesomely backlit standing on the second turnbuckle while Tig staggers in the ringTommy Kyle has Molly Spartan in the corner of the ring, his leg stretched out to keep her in place Scotty Rawk hurls himself out of the ring and I to the arms of his multiple opponents Arthur Skurro runs into the corner to thwack Chris Ares down from the top rope
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Damien S. Pumpkins @damien-a-p.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I just saw this on FB and I'm too hungover to think whether this is terrible or genius...
"Highlander (1986) is an abstract (inverted) copy of Terminator (1984). Everything is the same but with the minor details changed around. Like Kyle is from the future, but Connor is from the past (inversion). They even use the same name, "Connor," although it goes from the last name to the first name (inversion). You can literally match up all the scenes. Like the Kurgan driving with the old lady on the windshield is Kyle and Sarah driving with the terminator on the windshield (inversion). The two movies are equal in every way, but its abstract. It has an architecture to it that revolves around inversion, and that inversion is what obscures the similarity."
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Damien S. Pumpkins @damien-a-p.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@chrishewitt.bsky.social @helenlohara.bsky.social @jamescdyer.bsky.social Absolutely pissing myself with laughter walking down the street listening to your TNG casting bit on the podcast. Absolutely worth the weird looks I just got
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Damien S. Pumpkins @damien-a-p.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This whole thread
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CM Punk: Tell Me When I'm Telling Lies
Alt: CM Punk: Tell Me When I'm Telling Lies
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Damien S. Pumpkins @damien-a-p.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If you've not got this yet and it at all interests you then you need to get this. The comedy story of the Beatles - their influences, their comedic output, the comedians they worked with, plus the Rutles and other cracking Beatles parodies. Absolutely worth your time.
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Damien S. Pumpkins @damien-a-p.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
GOT MY TICKET!
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Roger Langridge @hotelfred.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You're Only Young Once
Drawing of Rick and Vyvyan (Rik Mayall and Ade Edmonson in their Young Ones personas) facing off against one another, Rick flipping two fingers and Vyvyan swinging a plank with a nail in it
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BOO Bolander @bbolander.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
not now honey, mommy needs to go pick up her medicine at the
liquor pharmacy!
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Jansen Mann @hellojansen.com · 07/09/2026
😳 WOW
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Damien S. Pumpkins @damien-a-p.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Post a character that starts with W
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Willow's Sneaky Disguise in Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Alt: Willow's Sneaky Disguise in Buffy the Vampire Slayer
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Damien S. Pumpkins @damien-a-p.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hi, I'm Damien. I work in arts marketing and act a bit and am a bit of a singer-songwriter too. I guess the "song I wish I'd written" is the best way to introduce me in this context, then - Working On A Tan by Brad Paisley. Clever, funny, musically well put together and just heaps of fun.
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Damien S. Pumpkins @damien-a-p.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
What gif pops up when you type your name?
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Damien Thorn from The Omen
Alt: Damien Thorn from The Omen
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Damien S. Pumpkins @damien-a-p.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
What he said
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Mark Moxon @markmoxon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I am thrilled to announce the release of my latest Elite hack: Two-player Elite for the #BBCMicro This is the original 1980s Acornsoft Elite, but with split-screen, two-player, deep-space combat See the thread for links, downloads and details (1/10) #retrocomputing #retrogaming #elitedangerous
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
even now, she's still teaching us
screen on car radio reading:
Dolly Parton
Love is Like A Butt
(it should be Butterfly but the last part couldn't fit on the screen)
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It’s weird that the rest of us are going to have to stump up some extra money in tax and so on to keep things functioning, when none of us pretended we could make tabards for millions of pounds and just kept the money. We haven’t got the money. Those guys have.
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