Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026That sucked. But 12 LOB. Let’s even this shit up today and don’t get little bothered by the fucking Brewers! #GoPadres 330
Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Musgrove was the capper. Unexpected and brought the stadium to another level! 020
Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026What a night. One of the most fun I can remember. GO PADRES! 051
Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Experiencing him coming out of the pen live at the stadium was next level 000
Reposted by Dallas McLaughlinNicholas McCann @nicholasmccann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026NEW POD!!! @andykeatts.bsky.social returns to the pod to talk playoff baseball. #ForTheFaithful www.keptfaith.com/uncategorize...keptfaith.comANDY KEATTS – TKF POD #274 – The Kept Faith 134
Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026So maybe Mize doesn’t start a playoff game? 130
Reposted by Dallas McLaughlinJohn Gennaro @johngennaro.com · 25/09/2026Found/made some time: bandwagonbeach.com/p/the-san-di...bandwagonbeach.comThe San Diego Padres are greatThe San Diego Padres are headed back to the playoffs for the third time in a row, and the fifth time in seven seasons. It’s time to dig through some memories of the path that got them here. 162
Reposted by Dallas McLaughlinNicholas McCann @nicholasmccann.bsky.social · 25/09/2026These are the Salas Days. 041
Reposted by Dallas McLaughlinMLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The @Padres are heading to the Postseason! (MLB x @AbbVie) 0308
Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Well show them a picture of River Phoenix kissing Kate Moss and they’re bound to get turned off. 010
Reposted by Dallas McLaughlinAbra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 10/09/2026"The Transformers do not endorse the views of the President" okay, great, yeah, it's very normal that you had to say that. This is an ordinary world where things make sense. It's normal that I'd wake up to an official statement from cartoon robots denouncing the man who has the nuclear codes. 4848521480
Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026So he’s offering everyone a weeks worth of groceries and a tank of gas? SWEET! 020
Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026So he’s offering everyone a weeks worth of groceries and a tank of gas? SWEET! 010
Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I think what I like about the Padres is they either hit 3 homeruns in a row or they hit into 8 double plays in a game. There is no in between. 031
Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Well, that little run by the Padres was fun and now we can all go back to our lives. 010
Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Did the Data Centers tell you to write this? 000
Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Water is for Data Centers you assholes! 000
Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 28/08/2026How it feels to follow me (probably).static.klipy.comJohn Travolta Confused: What HuhALT: John Travolta Confused: What Huh 000
Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Watching Xander Bogaerts take pitches down the middle might be my favorite San Diego pastime. 110
Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Buc-ee’s is like Crumbl Cookie. They move into a town and then sue every already existing business around them that they feel infringes on their trademark or copyrights. It’s wild. And, no one should support these places. 010
Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026He got a base hit as I typed this. Still hitting .213 tho 020
Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Xander is bad for the San Diego Padres. 110
Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 04/08/2026That would only be true if the real improvisors didn’t improve at all and just reenacted a scene that someone in the audience told them word for word. 200
Reposted by Dallas McLaughlincaptain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 31/07/2026gas, grass or ass usually winds up being gas 1215213
Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 31/07/2026The best way I can describe Glen Hansard is that he was the guy who showed up to the party with an acoustic guitar and everyone was stoked. 000
Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.static.klipy.comSteve Martin & Rick Moranis Dance GrooveALT: Steve Martin & Rick Moranis Dance Groove 020
Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 21/07/2026We did a little Padres pod about the trade deadline and the terrible season we are having. FUN! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...podcasts.apple.comLetters To AJ - TKF Pod #272Podcast Episode · The Kept Faith's Podcast · July 16 · 1h 3m 021
Reposted by Dallas McLaughlinEmily (spooky) @emilyrose.bsky.social · 17/07/2026It’s worth noting that Taco Bell identified the source before the FDA did, and promptly pulled it from their stores. The FDA didn’t even name the source until Taylor Farms outed themselves, and hasn’t issued a recall. Basically, Taco Bell is now a more reliable authority than the FDA. 10186917367
Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I wrote a thing about Lindsey Graham and why we talk bad about the dead: open.substack.com/pub/freedirt...open.substack.comGoodbye, Lady GIs This Okay? What Is Okay Anymore? 030
Reposted by Dallas McLaughlinbrent 🌹🗽 @therealbrent.bsky.social · 13/07/2026We may not have always agreed on everything, but he was a decent, kind man 4547100
Reposted by Dallas McLaughlinᴄʜᴀʀʟᴇʏ★ᴘɪʀᴏᴛʜ @charlespiroth.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Evan Abrahamson (American, 1985) "Sunlight Clouds" Acrylic, Oil, Pen & Ink. 232397259
Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 05/07/2026The evil mastermind who uses hand sanitizer. 110
Reposted by Dallas McLaughlin Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. @drharmony.net · 04/07/2026 151371294
Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 04/07/2026The fact that Vasquez & Fermin are “notable” is all you need to know about the #Padres in 2026 020
Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 04/07/2026May the 4th be with Ju…ly.static.klipy.comKpop Demon Hunters: Gothcci Eating SnacksALT: Kpop Demon Hunters: Gothcci Eating Snacks 000
Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 04/07/2026God forbid (according to whatever Bible they’re not reading) 020
Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 04/07/2026The “God give me a sign” crowd sure as hell silent on this one. 071
Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Imagine being a person who looks at this list of things and thinks it’s negative. Like, I don’t even understand. 160
Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Fire AJ. Fire Stammen. Fire everyone. Leave Samad. 000