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Dallas McLaughlin

@dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social
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I tell stories in front of people’s faces. Albums available on Bandcamp and Apple Music. Rager. dallasmclaughlin.bandcamp.com www.dallassmclaughlin.com

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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*brothered
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That sucked. But 12 LOB. Let’s even this shit up today and don’t get little bothered by the fucking Brewers! #GoPadres
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Musgrove was the capper. Unexpected and brought the stadium to another level!
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What a night. One of the most fun I can remember. GO PADRES!
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Experiencing him coming out of the pen live at the stadium was next level
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Nicholas McCann @nicholasmccann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NEW POD!!! @andykeatts.bsky.social returns to the pod to talk playoff baseball. #ForTheFaithful www.keptfaith.com/uncategorize...
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ANDY KEATTS – TKF POD #274 – The Kept Faith
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So maybe Mize doesn’t start a playoff game?
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John Gennaro @johngennaro.com · 25/09/2026
Found/made some time: bandwagonbeach.com/p/the-san-di...
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The San Diego Padres are great
The San Diego Padres are headed back to the playoffs for the third time in a row, and the fifth time in seven seasons. It’s time to dig through some memories of the path that got them here.
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Nicholas McCann @nicholasmccann.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
These are the Salas Days.
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The @Padres are heading to the Postseason! (MLB x @AbbVie)
Final Score Graphic, 9/24/26
San Diego Padres 4 (89-70), Los Angeles Dodgers 2 (97-62)
Pictured: Ethan Salas crosses home plate during Thursday’s game. He is wearing a tan-colored San Diego Padres jersey and a brown batting helmet.
MLB x AbbVie
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Well show them a picture of River Phoenix kissing Kate Moss and they’re bound to get turned off.
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"The Transformers do not endorse the views of the President" okay, great, yeah, it's very normal that you had to say that. This is an ordinary world where things make sense. It's normal that I'd wake up to an official statement from cartoon robots denouncing the man who has the nuclear codes.
Image from Hasbro's Instagram: Optimus Prime is a beloved character who represents humility, leadership, compassion and justice. Hasbro is aware of the recent posts using his likeness.
These posts were done without permission and do not represent the Transformers brand or Hasbro.
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
So he’s offering everyone a weeks worth of groceries and a tank of gas? SWEET!
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
So he’s offering everyone a weeks worth of groceries and a tank of gas? SWEET!
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Uh….what?
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I think what I like about the Padres is they either hit 3 homeruns in a row or they hit into 8 double plays in a game. There is no in between.
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Well, that little run by the Padres was fun and now we can all go back to our lives.
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Did the Data Centers tell you to write this?
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Water is for Data Centers you assholes!
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
How it feels to follow me (probably).
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John Travolta Confused: What Huh
ALT: John Travolta Confused: What Huh
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
A funeral, but is IT cake?
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Watching Xander Bogaerts take pitches down the middle might be my favorite San Diego pastime.
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Buc-ee’s is like Crumbl Cookie. They move into a town and then sue every already existing business around them that they feel infringes on their trademark or copyrights. It’s wild. And, no one should support these places.
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
He got a base hit as I typed this. Still hitting .213 tho
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Xander is bad for the San Diego Padres.
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
O-H
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Fair.
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Improv*
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
That would only be true if the real improvisors didn’t improve at all and just reenacted a scene that someone in the audience told them word for word.
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
This is an AI “artist”:
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
gas, grass or ass usually winds up being gas
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The best way I can describe Glen Hansard is that he was the guy who showed up to the party with an acoustic guitar and everyone was stoked.
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
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Steve Martin & Rick Moranis Dance Groove
ALT: Steve Martin & Rick Moranis Dance Groove
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
We did a little Padres pod about the trade deadline and the terrible season we are having. FUN! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
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Letters To AJ - TKF Pod #272
Podcast Episode · The Kept Faith's Podcast · July 16 · 1h 3m
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Emily (spooky) @emilyrose.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
It’s worth noting that Taco Bell identified the source before the FDA did, and promptly pulled it from their stores. The FDA didn’t even name the source until Taylor Farms outed themselves, and hasn’t issued a recall. Basically, Taco Bell is now a more reliable authority than the FDA.
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I wrote a thing about Lindsey Graham and why we talk bad about the dead: open.substack.com/pub/freedirt...
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Goodbye, Lady G
Is This Okay? What Is Okay Anymore?
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Jordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 15/07/2026
Kiss of death.
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brent 🌹🗽 @therealbrent.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
We may not have always agreed on everything, but he was a decent, kind man
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ᴄʜᴀʀʟᴇʏ★ᴘɪʀᴏᴛʜ @charlespiroth.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Evan Abrahamson (American, 1985) "Sunlight Clouds" Acrylic, Oil, Pen & Ink.
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The evil mastermind who uses hand sanitizer.
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Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. @drharmony.net · 04/07/2026
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The fact that Vasquez & Fermin are “notable” is all you need to know about the #Padres in 2026
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
May the 4th be with Ju…ly.
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Kpop Demon Hunters: Gothcci Eating Snacks
ALT: Kpop Demon Hunters: Gothcci Eating Snacks
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
God forbid (according to whatever Bible they’re not reading)
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The “God give me a sign” crowd sure as hell silent on this one.
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Imagine being a person who looks at this list of things and thinks it’s negative. Like, I don’t even understand.
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Fire AJ. Fire Stammen. Fire everyone. Leave Samad.
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
This Padres team is fun?
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