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Dallas McLaughlin

@dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social
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I tell stories in front of people’s faces. Albums available on Bandcamp and Apple Music. Rager. dallasmclaughlin.bandcamp.com www.dallassmclaughlin.com

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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Musgrove was the capper. Unexpected and brought the stadium to another level!
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What a night. One of the most fun I can remember. GO PADRES!
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Uh….what?
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
This is an AI “artist”:
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The evil mastermind who uses hand sanitizer.
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Fun time joke time for March 11th. #jokes #comedy #standup #311
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Did ya set your clocks?
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Crazy what Lindsey Graham said about Trump!
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
A classic street joke by one of the best!
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Did I internet?
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Old man tries to skateboard with kids. #comedy #standup #skateboarding
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
This FRIDAY & SATURDAY NIGHT! Come see me co-headline @madhousecomedyclub.bsky.social with my non-sexual friend James Schrader!
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
A joke about Alaska. #jokes #comedy
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Getting old sucks.
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Just a little joke for your Friday. #jokes #comedy #standup
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
The rain in San Diego is the end times. #comedy #jokes #standup #sandiego #severance
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Yup.
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Did ya hear about Trump and Bill Clinton? #comedy #standup #comedian #billclinton #trump #obama
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
The guy who starts dancing at the end of the song. #comedy #funnyvideos #dance #sabrinacarpernter
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Your kids will hurt you. Just differently. #comedy #jokes #standup #parenting
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
What happens when an audience member in the front row gets up and leaves? NOTHING GOOD! #comedy #jokes #crowdwork #standup #standupcomedy #standupcomedian #humor #weddings #engagement #funny
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Jokes. Just a couple jokes. #comedy #standup #standupcomedy
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Trump would never…
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Ever get in trouble with your mom for doing something really stupid? [LINK IN BIO] An excerpt from my story “Westec Bandits” - full story & album (Rough Drafts: Stories to Drink To) available at link in bio. #comedy #jokes #standup #standupcomedy #funny #momjokes #storytelling #livestorytelling
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Come see me live and buy my albums. Make me super rich so I can afford eggs. [LINK IN BIO] #standup #comedy #standupcomedy #jokes #SanDiego #democracy #funny #funnyjokes
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
“We’re just three wacky dudes looking for a super groovy gal who will wear this Susan B Anthony dress and stomp on our balls. We have wine coolers!”
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Damn. A daisy if ya do. RIP.
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Get me to Gods country
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
This made my day
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
A standup clip. #standup #standupcomedy #standupcomedian #comedy #jokes #comedian #funny #SanDiego #standupclips #viralcomedy #amifamousyet #dididoit #imsellingout
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Do you support Hitler sh*t? #Trump #Texas #Transrights #trans #transgender #govabbott #governorabbott
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
People literally voted for Trump because they said their freedoms were being taken away, so when they gain power they……….oh. Right.
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Just Trump running another one of his businesses…
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
The one that REALLY mystifies me are the anti-harassment and safety policies. As someone who knows people who were sexually and physically abused in the Navy is this just like a “Yea, fuck their feelings!” Strategy?
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Just in case ya needed a reminder on Jan 21st.
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
It ain’t hard…
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
GO BUCKS!
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
He was never really here.
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Is McDonald’s flying their flag at half mast because the McRib came back?
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Hang it in the Louvre.
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
This is an origin story.
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Just a reminder.
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
He was napping and missed his chance.
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
DAY 2 of the whisky advent calendar from @givethembeer #whiskey #whisky #scotch #kentuckybourbon #bourbon #adventcalendar #christmas #DrinkSky A#whis
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
DAY 3 of the whisky advent calendar from @givethembeer #whiskey #whisky #scotch #kentuckybourbon #bourbon #adventcalendar #christmas #cornwhiskey #DrinkSky #whiskeysky #bourbonsky #whiskysky
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
DAY 2 of the whisky advent calendar! #whisky #whiskey #scotch #bourbon #kentuckybourbon #drinksky #whiskeysky #scotchsky #adventcalendar #christmas #christmassky
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
You think Elon saw the bumper stickers and hit the kill switch?
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