Reposted by MikeJohnson’s browser historyWeedle @weedle.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Exactly one year ago today: 448280459337
MikeJohnson’s browser history @daless.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Always Sunny is basically Seinfeld but every one is a morally bankrupt drunk and a selfish sociopath. 000
MikeJohnson’s browser history @daless.bsky.social · 19/03/2026I have a joke about Tom and Indian food but it's too spicy for bsky. 000
Reposted by MikeJohnson’s browser historyKate Ghost @inky-fluff.bsky.social · 05/03/2026On my desk today: a piece of 1970s counter culture. 118147280
Reposted by MikeJohnson’s browser historyEldweena @eldweena.bsky.social · 04/03/2026I am educating my brother about Hoopla and Libby. He wanted me to help him buy him an audiobook on Spotify and I said, "But, WAIT! Do you have a library card? Cause, that audiobook you want to listen to? The library has the whole series! For freeeeeee!!!" 2285226585
Reposted by MikeJohnson’s browser historyBrandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 05/03/2026A war that isn't a war, documented with videos that may or may not be real, funded by elected leaders who are neither for nor against it, is the most dystopian thing that's happened in my lifetime 3042151007
Reposted by MikeJohnson’s browser historyBill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon… 353537506
Reposted by MikeJohnson’s browser historyBill Barnwell @billbarnwell.com · 18/02/2026The worst defensive snap of 2025 - Two DL go after Hurts, which leaves an enormous cutback lane for Saquon - Kinlaw stops to complain about a holding call in midplay after Saquon runs past - Four different Commanders try and fail to tackle Saquon one after the other like villains in a kung fu movie 1521015
Reposted by MikeJohnson’s browser historyGeorge Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 27/01/2026After being held in two of them as a boy, I fought for decades urging America to never again build concentration camps and put human beings in them. It breaks my heart to watch this happen twice now in my own lifetime. 6293562212734
Reposted by MikeJohnson’s browser historyJames Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 27/12/2025another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls 9444684314405
Reposted by MikeJohnson’s browser historyTimothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 23/12/2025The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5 5573560318062
Reposted by MikeJohnson’s browser historypublic health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 23/12/2025logging onto limewire under dark of night to download 60 minutes 181463223
Reposted by MikeJohnson’s browser historyMicah @rincewind.run · 13/10/2025and since he really does have a quote for everything, in the wise words of Sir Terry Pratchett: “Susan hated Literature. She’d much prefer to read a good book.” 559351
Reposted by MikeJohnson’s browser historyamanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 12/10/2025The inflatables have made it to Broadview. 1791671917
MikeJohnson’s browser history @daless.bsky.social · 10/10/2025NFL: We don’t really like this play you run. Eagles: Suck it 000
Reposted by MikeJohnson’s browser historyCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 26/09/2025The first thing anyone from Philadelphia will tell you if you run into them outside of Philly is that they're from Philly and sometimes they'll tell you they're from Philly when they're from like King of Prussia, what I'm saying ismedia.tenor.coma man wearing a green shirt and a black jacket says go birdsAlt: a man wearing a green shirt and a black jacket says go birds 191268
MikeJohnson’s browser history @daless.bsky.social · 08/09/2025Ok, I’m ready to call bullshit on this metric. The frequency with which a team achieves the 99.x% win probability and then loses seems to be way more than 1 in a hundred. Maybe it’s confirmation bias at work but more and more it seems like a bullshit stat. 010
Reposted by MikeJohnson’s browser historyMissing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 05/09/2025The only person at that dinner unwilling to fellate President Trump was Melania.businessinsider.comSam Altman, Tim Cook, and other tech leaders lauded Trump at a White House AI dinnerTop tech executives from Google and OpenAI flocked to the White House for an AI education event and praised President Donald Trump over dinner. 1115135
Reposted by MikeJohnson’s browser historyAuthor Krishna Prasanth Guttikonda @krishna-author.bsky.social · 30/08/2025#booksky 441356231
MikeJohnson’s browser history @daless.bsky.social · 29/08/2025I’m sitting outside by my backyard fire. Watching over a campout for 7 6th graders and 5 4th graders. “If this isn’t nice, what is?” - Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. 010
MikeJohnson’s browser history @daless.bsky.social · 29/08/2025This turtle is living their best life 000
Reposted by MikeJohnson’s browser historyBarack Obama @barackobama.bsky.social · 28/08/2025Here's some good news: Catelin Drey won a special election this week to flip a seat blue in the Iowa Senate and break Republicans' supermajority.desmoinesregister.comDemocrat Catelin Drey wins Iowa Senate special election, breaking Republican supermajorityNational and state support from Republicans and Democrats poured into the race for Iowa Senate District 1 with the GOP supermajority in the balance. 472246434142
Reposted by MikeJohnson’s browser historyAndria @andria.bsky.social · 05/08/2025Sarah Stevens has been a leader on the war on women’s healthcare access in NC for over a decade. She cannot join our state supreme court. This is about the 2026 election.This story’s from 2013: www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/wbn...nbcnews.comNorth Carolina passes abortion bill tucked into motorcycle safety legislationNorth Carolina legislators passed a bill Thursday that both restricts access to abortion and increases safety for motorcyclists. The maneuver--as well as the substance of the bill--outraged pro-choice... 073
MikeJohnson’s browser history @daless.bsky.social · 10/08/2025As someone who worked in anti-spam in the early 2000s it terrifies me that these people are dealing with the same shit but way worse. 020
Reposted by MikeJohnson’s browser historyhailey @hailey.at · 10/08/2025one of the most interesting sides of working at a well sized social media company is getting to see the Other Side of the internet. it’s not a pretty place. 843836
Reposted by MikeJohnson’s browser historyFranklin Leonard @franklinleonard.bsky.social · 03/04/2025I will pay a journalist $100 if they manage to get an answer from Trump on whether there's a danger in his levying further tariffs on Wakanda if they don't begin fairly trading vibranium with the US. 893166689
Reposted by MikeJohnson’s browser historyThe Onion @theonion.com · 27/03/2025Gang Initiate Forced To Peacefully Deescalate Conflict To Prove He Not A Cop theonion.com/gang-in... 98217633927
MikeJohnson’s browser history @daless.bsky.social · 25/03/2025He doesn’t say it didn’t happen. He smears the source but never actually says the source was lying. 010
Reposted by MikeJohnson’s browser historyJibblescribbits @jibblescribbits.bsky.social · 23/03/2025Yuuuuup Yuuuuup Yuup Yup Yup Yup Yup Yup Yup Yup Yup Yup Yupyupyupyupyupyupyupyupyupyupyupyup 1344
Reposted by MikeJohnson’s browser historyThe Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 12/03/2025Come on down to the White House Tesla Auto Mall! 789161484862
MikeJohnson’s browser history @daless.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Vance uses the ski school line to cut the lift line! 030
MikeJohnson’s browser history @daless.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Vance, the couch, Rubio’s barely contained disgust…the perfect joke looking us right in the face. 000
MikeJohnson’s browser history @daless.bsky.social · 19/02/2025onemileatatime.com/insights/air...onemileatatime.comAirline Pilots & DEI: A Reality Check, As Unbiased As PossibleIs DEI really an issue among airline pilots? Here's the truth, which is a bit different than what's often portrayed in the media. 000
MikeJohnson’s browser history @daless.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Some people are like slinkies. They're effectively useless but it still brings a smile to your face to watch them tumble down the stairs. 010
MikeJohnson’s browser history @daless.bsky.social · 04/02/2025The scary thing here is that there have been zero arguments that this is untrue. All the spin is why this is totally fine and everyone is overreacting 010
Reposted by MikeJohnson’s browser historySheil Kapadia @sheilkapadia.bsky.social · 01/02/2025This is kind of wild. In the 14 seasons with Andy Reid, the Eagles had a .583 winning percentage and made the Super Bowl once. In the 12 seasons since, the Eagles have a .599 winning percentage and have made the Super Bowl three times. 5052636
MikeJohnson’s browser history @daless.bsky.social · 31/01/2025RFK is the dude you send to put out the kitchen grease fire and the first thing he does is throw a bucket of water on it.arstechnica.comTop 10 moments of RFK Jr.’s reality-bending confirmation hearingsThere were a lot of doozies as RFK Jr. tried to convince lawmakers he’s pro-vaccine. 010
MikeJohnson’s browser history @daless.bsky.social · 31/01/2025If everyone is going to become an aviation disaster expert can you at least read up on "normalization of deviance" and "risk homeostasis" first? And no, that's not some right wing bullshit about alternative lifestyles. Bill Booth - "I made skydiving rigs safer, people started pulling lower" 000
Reposted by MikeJohnson’s browser historyPatrick Daugherty @rotopat.bsky.social · 27/01/2025The Eagles trying to become the first franchise to go 1-1 against both Tom Brady and Patrick Mahomes in Super Bowls 4785
Reposted by MikeJohnson’s browser historyBen Natan @thebennatan.bsky.social · 26/01/2025If the People of Philadelphia weren’t combative assholes, we’d all be speaking with a British accent. Be grateful. 18813
Reposted by MikeJohnson’s browser historyHannah @venneh.bsky.social · 24/01/2025media.tenor.coma man says okay but that 's worse in front of a womanALT: a man says okay but that 's worse in front of a woman 8991273
MikeJohnson’s browser history @daless.bsky.social · 16/01/2025My most boomer take is that ceiling fans and lights should have physical stuck in the wall switches and not remotes. Whoever decided that should be the standard was an asshole. 000
