MikeJohnson’s browser history @daless.bsky.social · 14/09/2026On a day when the oline seemed determined to get him and/or Barkley hospitalized 060
MikeJohnson’s browser history @daless.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Yeah but in that time median CEO pay has only more than doubled and max CEO pay is only up a bit more than 4x 020
MikeJohnson’s browser history @daless.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Libby is so awesome I am left to wonder when “they” will take it away from us 120
MikeJohnson’s browser history @daless.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I’m not sure I agree with your legal analysis but I’m very supportive of your sentencing guidelines. 040
MikeJohnson’s browser history @daless.bsky.social · 23/08/2026static.klipy.comGeorge Costanza: Was That Wrong? Should I Not Have Done That?Alt: George Costanza: Was That Wrong? Should I Not Have Done That? 000
MikeJohnson’s browser history @daless.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Someone doesn’t want their SO to know they’re making nachos at 2 am…it’s me. I need this feature. 220
MikeJohnson’s browser history @daless.bsky.social · 12/08/2026First caviar and now this? Does your decadence know no bounds? 030
MikeJohnson’s browser history @daless.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Hope you at least had some fava beans and a nice Chianti to go with it. 020
MikeJohnson’s browser history @daless.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I really just want to know if your pronouns are yes or no? 1490
MikeJohnson’s browser history @daless.bsky.social · 04/08/2026They should try to score more touchdowns - #analysis 000
MikeJohnson’s browser history @daless.bsky.social · 04/08/2026We should just stop eating and breathing and convert sunlight directly into energy. 0240
MikeJohnson’s browser history @daless.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Do you see it as necessary/critical that those from this administration who broke laws be prosecuted to enforce the rule of law? 010
MikeJohnson’s browser history @daless.bsky.social · 08/07/2026This is funny because he would probably say being forced to smoke weed with local lesbians would be his idea of hell. And if he’s anywhere right now… 010
MikeJohnson’s browser history @daless.bsky.social · 01/07/2026This assumes they do a deep teaching of the bible. They will not. They will be very selective about what is covered and how. 020
MikeJohnson’s browser history @daless.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Is there anything he could do or say to turn you into a promoter? 000
MikeJohnson’s browser history @daless.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Whether you read the books first or not, you will picture the same woman in your head when reading Avasarala’s character. Best casting ever 1100
MikeJohnson’s browser history @daless.bsky.social · 15/06/2026The accident happened shortly after takeoff. They had only climbed 100 feet before something went wrong. They didn’t climb enough to show up on flight aware. 100
MikeJohnson’s browser history @daless.bsky.social · 15/06/2026That was the flight before the accident. A rapid descent after dropping jumpers is SOP. Exceeding the Vne is not but I don’t know how accurate that data is. 110
MikeJohnson’s browser history @daless.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Maybe wait for any reliable information wrt a root cause before implying this was caused by shitty maintenance? 000
MikeJohnson’s browser history @daless.bsky.social · 12/06/2026he‘s going to demand they build him a domed stadium now. 000
MikeJohnson’s browser history @daless.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Why is that movie so mind breaking? 010
MikeJohnson’s browser history @daless.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Putting the sausage in the napkin, eh?static.klipy.comArcher's Iconic 'Uh, Phrasing?' MomentALT: Archer's Iconic 'Uh, Phrasing?' Moment 080
MikeJohnson’s browser history @daless.bsky.social · 07/06/2026This group came out every year after that. I hope they’re still doing it. I just remember how that guy turned around. Every year he looked forward to that event and he tells this story with equal amounts of shame and pride. Shame for how he acted but pride in the final outcome. 070
MikeJohnson’s browser history @daless.bsky.social · 07/06/2026And through this process, they come up with a way to secure the turbans and make it safer. 120
MikeJohnson’s browser history @daless.bsky.social · 07/06/2026He stops thinking about it as an unnecessary problem and starts thinking about it like any other skydive. “I’m about to do something dangerous. How can I do it safely?” Hell, every problem in skydiving is unnecessary. Why should this one be treated any different? 140
MikeJohnson’s browser history @daless.bsky.social · 07/06/2026They bond, they laugh… and they talk about the tandem master’s safety concerns. The Sikh proposes, “you make the call. But if you feel we can’t find a way to do this safely, we won’t do it.” He comes at it as an experienced skydiver and FAA certified rigger. 140
MikeJohnson’s browser history @daless.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Eventually, he felt awful about it and went back out to apologize. And this group was so happy to have his apology..no hard feelings or harsh words back, just acceptance. And from this he ends up sitting with the group’s leader. They talk. They talk religion, parenting, skydiving 160
MikeJohnson’s browser history @daless.bsky.social · 07/06/2026I should say that this instructor was generally a “good guy”. Friendly, caring, safety focused Sometimes a bit of the “fun police”. Common for seasoned veterans. But he cared about people and looked out for the “younger” jumpers. 140
MikeJohnson’s browser history @daless.bsky.social · 07/06/2026But after they land he flips the fuck out. He goes on a profanity ridden rant that ends with him yelling “AND NO MORE FUCKING TURBANS!”. 140
MikeJohnson’s browser history @daless.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Now, that sounds bad but the reality is I would mark it as about a 3 out of 10 on my personal “oh shit scale” scale. I‘ve done about 200 tandems. A rookie instructor compared to him. The people I know in his class would probably put it at a 1. 140
MikeJohnson’s browser history @daless.bsky.social · 07/06/2026By the time they pulled it was long enough to be a potential problem. The tandem master looked up as the parachute was inflating to see The turban dancing around and through the lines of their parachute. 130
MikeJohnson’s browser history @daless.bsky.social · 07/06/2026One of our more seasoned jumpmasters was not happy about the situation. It was a bit safety concerns but probably a good bit of unconscious bias too. Well, after a few jumps with some of this crew he has a bit of a problem with the passenger’s turban. It had started to unwind in freefall! 120
MikeJohnson’s browser history @daless.bsky.social · 07/06/2026A Sikh group used to (maybe still does) come yearly to our drop zone in Northern California. It was a big fundraiser they did once a year. Really great group. We’re talking probably 40 jumpers with family. Little kids there to watch, food ready to go..A big production. Great energy. 171
MikeJohnson’s browser history @daless.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Ever been to Bobo’s in San Francisco? 000
MikeJohnson’s browser history @daless.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Somehow I have managed to avoid seeing his dick. Like My own personal Vietnam….or something 0760
MikeJohnson’s browser history @daless.bsky.social · 05/06/2026He’s going to die in the middle of a cabinet meeting and no one is going to notice. They‘ll all think he’s sleeping. 111
MikeJohnson’s browser history @daless.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Only image that came up for “Alice the goon”. The internet is a failure.static.klipy.comPopeye Fell In Love with Heart EyesALT: Popeye Fell In Love with Heart Eyes 000
MikeJohnson’s browser history @daless.bsky.social · 29/05/2026I’ve never seen “kick square in the balls” spelled that way before. 000
MikeJohnson’s browser history @daless.bsky.social · 22/05/2026What if I’m a drunk telemarketer pretending to have a referral for you? 020
MikeJohnson’s browser history @daless.bsky.social · 17/05/2026I once cleaned out the fridge and acc ate 3 plates of nachos. Thoughts and prayers welcome. 000
MikeJohnson’s browser history @daless.bsky.social · 17/05/2026A year after moving to San Francisco, my dog died. My wife became very worried because I would stop to befriend every dog I saw tied up on the street, which in SF is not always indicative that the dog will welcome your affections. Worst I ever got was a raised lip snarl. Totally worth it. 060
MikeJohnson’s browser history @daless.bsky.social · 11/05/2026I will never believe these are staged. Mostly because this administration is so incompetent that if they tried to stage an assassination they would probably accidentally kill him. 110
MikeJohnson’s browser history @daless.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Think of it more as putting the cover around the comforter, not putting the comforter in the cover. Unless you already know this shit and I’m mansplaining duvet covers. Then I’m surely, it can be hard even with those tricks 010
MikeJohnson’s browser history @daless.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Turn it inside out. Stick your hand inside like its a big sock puppet and grab a corner Now work your way to the other corner turning the cover inside right, effectively putting it around the comforter. put a knee on the two completed corners working your way up to the top turning it inside right. 000
