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Daisy ExMachina

@daisyexmachina.bsky.social
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Flowers from the machine.

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Daisy ExMachina @daisyexmachina.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Taylor Lorenz is so desperate for branding deals she's going to the right-- Munnie munnie munnie! Grifters gonna grift
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Daisy ExMachina @daisyexmachina.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
OK but what if they actually just show up pushing Mitch McConnell's dead corpse in a wheelchair and puppet him with literal strings... and Mike Johnson is fine with it because he "has no understanding of the situation".
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Daisy ExMachina @daisyexmachina.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Supergirl was a bizarre movie experience. The stakes ranged from "a girl trying to save her dog" to "we gotta stop these pedophiles/sex traffickers that we invented for this movie." Not my cup of tea but I hope it taught dog people that you can care about dogs AND children at the same time.
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Daisy ExMachina @daisyexmachina.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It has to be said, Nathan Fielder has a gift for making his audience deeply uncomfortable. I might wait for the Amanda Seyfried version...
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Daisy ExMachina @daisyexmachina.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Watch...in a few months this Lindsay Clancy Juror will have a book deal called "DOUBTING REASONABLE DOUBT: One Juror's quest for attention."
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Daisy ExMachina @daisyexmachina.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Three guys go fishing.
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Daisy ExMachina @daisyexmachina.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I'm sorry, why do we care what Jeffrey Epstein's pedophile pal Bill Gates has to say? This man does not deserve any attention unless it's regarding his crimes.
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Daisy ExMachina @daisyexmachina.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The side that is telling us to hate Hassan Piker just met with Jared Kushner for a "high-level, topical conversation" as described by Hakeem Jeffries.
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Daisy ExMachina @daisyexmachina.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
If you use the word "woke", no matter your political affiliation, I will not take you seriously.
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Daisy ExMachina @daisyexmachina.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Hegseth thought this was call of duty and he had infinite ammo.
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Daisy ExMachina @daisyexmachina.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
It jumps between these two
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Mysocalledlife Angelachase
ALT: Mysocalledlife Angelachase
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Daisy ExMachina @daisyexmachina.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I'm trying to read about MK Ultra but this Charmin ad is kind of ruining it for me...
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Daisy ExMachina @daisyexmachina.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The surprising news surprised nobody.
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Daisy ExMachina @daisyexmachina.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I'm calling it now... Americans are going to do absolutely nothing to stop the political and climate crisis we've created with all the pathetic half measures we've taken over the years. Yesterday I cut up a peach and I thought, in a few years, this peach will be a luxury.
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Daisy ExMachina @daisyexmachina.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The song YMCA sucked long before Trump co-opted it.
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Daisy ExMachina @daisyexmachina.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
media.tenor.com
a man in a hot dog costume has the words it could literally be any one of us above him
ALT: a man in a hot dog costume has the words it could literally be any one of us above him
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Daisy ExMachina @daisyexmachina.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
🙏🙏🙏
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Daisy ExMachina @daisyexmachina.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
“This tremor that I’m feelin’ My hearts still beatin’ It’s a game of natural selection In a town called Perfection This tremor that I’m feelin’ While the monsters a-squealing This tremor that I’m feelin’… The tremor of LOVEEEEEE”
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Daisy ExMachina @daisyexmachina.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Tremors: only it’s a musical about two handymen in love
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Daisy ExMachina @daisyexmachina.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
First day in film school, a professor asked the class what we all watched recently. One kid said “GIANT.” The professor swooned and asked if he saw it on the big screen. The kid shook his head and said “I watched it on my iPhone.” The professor crumbled into dust and my heart crumbled with him
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Daisy ExMachina @daisyexmachina.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I hope he dies this weekend.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
this is a guest post by a trans woman, which is wonderful. however he does not mention her name or the fact that she is a trans woman in his post, pulled the most disgusting possible quote, and also started the piece by continuing to complain about my post and people being rude to him about it
MICHAEL IAN BLACK
MAR 30, 2026
6 Listen
NOTE: LAST WEEK, I GOT INTO MANY HEATED SOCIAL MEDIA ARGUMENTS WITH FOLKS AFTER I ARGUED IT'S SELF-
DEFEATING FOR PROPONENTS OF TRANS RIGHTS (PROPONENTS SUCH AS MYSELF)
TO WRITE OFF MILLIONS OF HARRY POTTER FANS AS "BAD PEOPLE" FOR
WATCHING THE NEW SERIES. YOU CAN READ THOSE PIECES HERE AND HERE.
AFTER WRITING TWO PIECES ABOUT THE MATTER, I ASKED "VIOLET" IF SHE'D LIKE TO PEN A REBUTTAL, TO BE HOSTED ON MY SUBSTACK, WITHOUT EDITS. SHE AGREED. IF YOU'D LIKE TO SUBSCRIBE TO VIOLET'S NEWSLETTER, YOU CAN DO SO HERE.
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Daisy ExMachina @daisyexmachina.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
So what’s everyone’s favorite Iranian propaganda video? I think the Pete Hegseth “Clown Ass Infidel” is my new favorite
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Daisy ExMachina @daisyexmachina.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
It’s not TikTok. Phonics based reading has been phased out of school in favor of “the 3 cue method.” Children’s aren’t given books to read, they’re given snippets of stories. How can anyone fall in love with reading if you don’t even get to read a whole book. www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...
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How a flawed idea is teaching millions of kids to be poor readers
For decades, schools have taught children the strategies of struggling readers, using a theory about reading that cognitive scientists have repeatedly debunked. And many teachers and parents don't kno...
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Daisy ExMachina @daisyexmachina.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Here’s the quote you should’ve used Michael Ian hack… “Mike showed up to argue against an inherently incoherent position that nobody was actually defending.”
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Daisy ExMachina @daisyexmachina.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
🎯
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Daisy ExMachina @daisyexmachina.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Lazy comedians LOVE to punch down.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
yeah i separate art from the artist. i put the harry potter books in the recycling and jk rowling in the trash.
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Daisy ExMachina @daisyexmachina.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
"Play the notes you really mean"
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Daisy ExMachina @daisyexmachina.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
This entire thread has @michaelianblack.bsky.social really showing off his TERF colors. Holy shit dude.
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Daisy ExMachina @daisyexmachina.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Sure we are Mike. Sure we are.
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AO-BOOOO @faqrules.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
“I am so devoid of creativity that I need to start a fight online so I have something to write about.” Michael Ian Black, that’s you. That’s what you sound like.
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Art Candee 🍿🥤 @artcandee.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Melania, Donald, and Barron Trump all voted by mail in the special election in Florida. I don't wanna hear jack shit from him screeching about mail-in voting anymore. #TrumpVotesByMail
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Daisy ExMachina @daisyexmachina.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I'd apologize for my spelling errors but I don't give a shit. After my battle with Grammarly, I'm going out a my waay 2 purposefuly missspell werds just ta stik it 2 da man.
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Daisy ExMachina @daisyexmachina.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Yet you had to do this in public? You don't have any friends you can talk to? Why make it public if your are going to be intellectually dishonest? I can't fatham how you can be this stupid Michael.
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Daisy ExMachina @daisyexmachina.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
He just keeps going.... Tell me you've never heard of the tolerance paradox without telling me
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Daisy ExMachina @daisyexmachina.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
This is how MIB spends his time
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 25/03/2026
If "you don't understand, it was important to me in my childhood" was a good reason to keep tired IP around we would have a lot more Samurai Pizza Cats content.
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Daisy ExMachina @daisyexmachina.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
@sallyjenx.bsky.social Just want to keep you updated. www.theverge.com/business/793...
theverge.com
Memo to Bari Weiss Re: CBS News: You’re doomed
Bari Weiss has sold her company, The Free Press, to manage the decline of broadcast news at CBS. How many ways can it go wrong?
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Daisy ExMachina @daisyexmachina.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Imagine owning a Tesla... and thinking it the best car ever...
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Daisy ExMachina @daisyexmachina.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
MIB is sad he didn't get a role in the new HP. 5 bucks says he auditioned for Snape or some shit
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Daisy ExMachina @daisyexmachina.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
MAKE SELLING OUT BAD AGAIN!
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Daisy ExMachina @daisyexmachina.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Lollol I was joking but no, he's really gonna consider a role for HP. SELLOUT!
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Daisy ExMachina @daisyexmachina.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
It's always fun to live long enough to watch your heroes cook their brains online and then become total assholes... or just massive babies. This is why I'm glad I never ever have to see Kurt Cobain's tweets.
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Daisy ExMachina @daisyexmachina.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
YES! YES! YES! If you support evil people and evil companies, you are a bad person. If you're willing to sell out for a chicken sandwich, what else are you willing to do? Honest question Michael, how do you expect anything to get better in a capitalist society without boycotts and divestment?
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Daisy ExMachina @daisyexmachina.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
This is getting really sad. I wasn't joking about the John Cleese thing. It's really upsetting when comedians cook their brains and then try to continue their bit. MIB cannot shut up about this. Like a child who acted out in class, he can't stop stirring the shit only he as grown man. Its abhorrent
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Daisy ExMachina @daisyexmachina.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I finally got rid of Grammarly. It's so weird not having CONSTANT pop-ups that enrage me.
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I’m at ICE HQ
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Daisy ExMachina @daisyexmachina.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
It's really strange that everytime a Zionist wants a fight, the moment I bring up the Haavara Agreement, I get blocked. It's almost like these people don't know their own history. Or they don't like facts.
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Daisy ExMachina @daisyexmachina.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
You hang out with three year-olds and talk about whether or not something is an apartheid or genocide or what? Gross. What a creep
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