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Die Jeffcoate

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Writer - Beard Owner - Comms Professional. Dysgu Cymraeg... araf iawn.

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Circ @tinyicecat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This news is important because all the fucks out there actively attempting to wreck the world want you to think that the work is hopeless and just mitigating the worst case scenario. It's not. Fucking keep going.
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Mollz (ballz) @dopestatistics.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"i cant say anything because young people come to my shows uwu" Meanwhile ms rachel who teaches toddlers is very loud about it. Hm.
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Die Jeffcoate @daijeffcoate.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Guy who said Plaid wouldn't last until the end of its term didn't last until the end of the year. Absolute carrot. (",)
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Die Jeffcoate @daijeffcoate.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Today I navigate the minotaur's labyrinth that is occupational health. Being built like a futon that was brought to life by a misdirected Xmas wish requires a better office chair and desk. Pray for me. (",)
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Adrian Tchaikovsky @aptshadow.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The AI nanny, Mary Sloppins
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
New from 404 Media: we solved which AI company is buying massive shipments of rare books, scanning and destroying them to train AI. We put an Apple AirTag in a rare book, followed it. It ended up at an Amazon facility. Its logo is a dinosaur ripping through a book www.404media.co/we-tracked-a...
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We Tracked a Shipment of Rare Books. It Ended at an Amazon AI Training Facility
We placed a tracking device in a shipment of rare books to see which AI company was buying it, and found an Amazon facility where Amazon scans and destroys books.
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Die Jeffcoate @daijeffcoate.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Added two new pieces to the Jeffcoate Collection. Already had The Adventures of Lady No-Kids and now have her continuing adventures and Rats Vs Pigeons for giggles. (",)
A print of 'The Adventures of Lady No-Kids' by Wil McPhail. 

Two weary looking parents with their two children look on at the titular Lady No-Kids, who brandishes a walking cane, while dressed in her underpants, a jumper and scarf as well a top hat with a feather in it. 

Lady No-Kids looks on at a goose.

The caption reads: Anyway, I'm going to follow this goose for a while and see where I end up.A print of 'Knife Fight - Rats vs Pigeons' by Will McPhail.

A circle of several rats and pigeons look on as in the centre a rat with a knife squares off against a pigeon with a knife.A print of 'Lady No-Kids Continued' by Will McPhail

The same Lady No-kids from the previous print now flies at the head of a flying V of geese.
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Die Jeffcoate @daijeffcoate.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
New additions to the Jeffcoate Collection. These were a bit of an impulse purchase, they're by Brazilian artist Crisd.singleline. (",)
An A2 print by Artist Chris D. It is a line drawing of a musician sitting at a piano.An A2 print by Artist Chris D. It is a line drawing of a man and a woman riding on a vespa. The woman sits with her back to the man while she plays a trumpet.An A2 print by Artist Chris D. It is a line drawing of a young girl playing the trumpet.All three framed prints side by side.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A post from “kavishj9611” that reads: 

“All the people who are anti-Al or want to slow Al progress, I have one question:
If Al disappeared tomorrow, could you still get through an entire workday without ChatGPT, Claude, or any other
Al tool?
Imagine Al was suddenly banned.
Would you actually be willing to give it up?”

Panel 2:
And Orange Guy and a Pink Guy are standing in a room that has two pipes in it. Both pipes are pumping raw sewage into the room. The characters are waist deep in it.
Orange Guy says smugly “Ok Mr “I don’t want to be in a room that’s filling up with raw sewage” let me ask you this”

Panel 3:
The sewage has reached their chests. Pink Guy is gagging. Orange Guy smugly continues “If all this sewage disappeared right now, could you get through the day without it?”

Panel 4:
The sewage is almost up to their eyeballs. Orange Guys says “Look at that shit floating past your face. Are you willing to give that up?”
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jessamyn @librarian.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I work at a public library. People who want to use AI seem to have no trouble doing so. People who don't want to use AI have a harder time. I crowdsourced and then finalized this document "How to disable or avoid intrusive AI" and then gave it a short URL: notoai.org Please pass along if it's useful
An aircraft passenger oxygen mask: a drop down passenger mask with air bag and yellow plastic mouth and nose cover, oxygen tube has been cut; Demonstration model used by flight attendant crew for passenger instruction. Has text on the side indicating that it's non-functional.
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Die Jeffcoate @daijeffcoate.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Movie trailer voice: Prepare yourself for the adventure of a lifetime. For cows that go bong, monkeys that say boo and teapots that jibber. Jabber. Joo! Coming to cinemas this summer: Robert Rodriguez presents ON THE NING NANG NONG!
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Die Jeffcoate @daijeffcoate.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Is the sportsball not coming home? The thing with sportsball is that the other team will be trying to out sports you and the trick is to sports more than them. I guess England just didn't sports enough. (",)
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Military Man: Oh Dear, How Sad, Never Mind
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Die Jeffcoate @daijeffcoate.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
So he's quit the job he has... To stand for the job he already has. How is that allowed!?
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Die Jeffcoate @daijeffcoate.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Me in the back garden right now.
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Die Jeffcoate @daijeffcoate.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Oh good. The heat has killed my freezer. I love that for me. The joys of living through the end times.
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Die Jeffcoate @daijeffcoate.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I have caved and ordered an air con unit. My bedroom gets the sun on two sides and is basically a brick oven. I can't do that anymore! I'm actually thinking of putting my tent up in the back garden tonight. I'm not built for this weather.
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Alex Paknadel from off of comics @alexpaknadel.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Sorry to circle back, but I'm just thinking of the loyal Labour campaigners who pounded the pavements and took abuse on the doorstep for campaign promises Starmer reneged on immediately. He betrayed them and us, not the other way around. Arsehole.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
yall this thread is everything good in this world 🐝
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Mathfinder @mathfinder.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
reddit.com/r/Pathfinder... I’m collating links on the above post to encourage mutual aid, networking, and support to help those affected by the @paizo.com layoffs. If you provide me any links I have missed, I will update the post!
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From the Pathfinder2e community on Reddit: Paizo Layoffs: Supporting the ones who need it
Explore this post and more from the Pathfinder2e community
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Rick Burin @rickburin.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
But you said AI was never sick :(
AI ad:

She outworks everyone.
And she'll never ask for a raise.
Meet your new Al employee.
Always on, never sick and no HR required.
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Kieran @toadally.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Every year for Pride, I repost Hue. I made him to send love and comfort to those who feel Pride isn’t for them because they aren’t out. You matter, you are valid, and it’s ok if you aren’t ready yet. Coming out is not a requirement for being part of this community. Happy Pride 🌈
A rainbow colored box turtle looking nervously out of a drab gray shell. There is text above him that says “It’s OK if you’re not ready yet.”
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Anchorage Man @sethpartnow.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
So, @edzitron.com ate his Wheatties this morning
LLMs impress the writers who do not want to write, the coders who don't want to code, the researchers who don't want to research, and the lawyers that don't want to actually understand case law. Those that desperately tell you how powerful Al is and that you simply must use it are looking for you to validate their own laziness or distaste for effort, and those who are impressed with LLMs' outputs tend to be people with low standards.
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Die Jeffcoate @daijeffcoate.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I have to be up at 6am. I just want to sleep. Please.
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Die Jeffcoate @daijeffcoate.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
This is brilliant.
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Dragons of Wales @dragonsofwales.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
A reminder that if your part of Wales elected a fasci… sorry, Reform MS yesterday, it is your civic duty to bury them with so much trivial and tedious constituency work for the next 4 years that they don’t have time to target the vulnerable. We’ve got this. ✊
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Die Jeffcoate @daijeffcoate.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
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Die Jeffcoate @daijeffcoate.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Waiting for the results is making my tummy hurt.
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Die Jeffcoate @daijeffcoate.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Right, that's done. Gonna gonna eat pizza now. Took tomorrow off work specifically to stress watch the results.
Bilingual sign outside a polling station that reads: Gorsaf Bleidleisio / Polling Station
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Die Jeffcoate @daijeffcoate.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I am on my 90 minute train commute home. After which I will vote with the fury of a thousand exploding suns to tell Reform they can fuck off.
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Die Jeffcoate @daijeffcoate.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
At the final intermission. Backside surviving, just. Truly these seats were designed by the Stasi. The orchestra has been amazing. Cannot wait for them to do Ride of the Rohirrim! (",)
Front row at the Royal Albert Hall. Members of the London Philharmonic Orchestra set up while behind them on a large screen reads Lord of the Rings: The Return of The King.
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Die Jeffcoate @daijeffcoate.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Currently at the intermission and my backside is fairing a little better tonight. Probably helped by the fact that I wasn't awake from 6am like yesterday. Or, I have the physical equivalent of Stockholm syndrome. (",)
Front row at the Royal Albert Hall. Members of the London Philharmonic Orchestra set up while behind them on a large screen reads Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers.A selfie of myself in the arena at the Royal Albert Hall.
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Die Jeffcoate @daijeffcoate.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Tonight was an endurance test for my backside on the most uncomfortable seats I've ever sat in. That aside, tonight was awesome. I had not realised that I'd booked front row seats! Two Towers tomorrow!! (",)
Front row at the Royal Albert Hall. Members of the London Philharmonic Orchestra set up while behind them on a large screen reads Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring.
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Die Jeffcoate @daijeffcoate.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Today is going to be a long day. But one that culminates with seeing Fellowship of the Ring at the Royal Albert Hall, with the London Philharmonic Orchestra providing the score. (",) #PrayforDai
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Die Jeffcoate @daijeffcoate.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Okay, so I've added the Star Trek at 60 exhibition at the science museum to the list. Anything else I should check out? What's the best ramen in London? (",)
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Die Jeffcoate @daijeffcoate.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Friends! Bluskies! Countrymen! Lend me your recommendations! I'm going to be in London next weekend with Saturday free for an adventure: nerdy things, queer things, foodie things, touristy things... I haven't been in London for about ten years. Is Camden still cool? (",)
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Die Jeffcoate @daijeffcoate.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Has there been some sort of study that says headphones cause cancer or something? All two hours of my commute today has been a cacophony of video calls without headphones. Games without headphones. Music without headphones. TV without headphones. Maybe I'm just old now.
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Die Jeffcoate @daijeffcoate.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
So... am I going to work tomorrow, or hiding under the bed?
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 31/03/2026
It's Trans Day of Visibility today. If you're trans and are raising money for something (I don't care what it is), reply to this thread and I will boost you. If you are a cis person, take a look and find someone to support if you can. Everyone give this a share after.
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Die Jeffcoate @daijeffcoate.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
But I thought all this AI shit was inevitable. (",)
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 07/01/2026
Everyone should be submitting this to Apple and Google.
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Die Jeffcoate @daijeffcoate.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Any opportunity to share this classic: I once peed next to Barry Norman at the Leigh Delamere services. (",)
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Die Jeffcoate @daijeffcoate.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
HOPE BUT CRABS Oh dear.
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Die Jeffcoate @daijeffcoate.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Guys! I got to live the Pagliacci joke today! For work, I've built a html tool that they want to promote as much as possible. Great. But I asked for a rest period to focus on other tasks first. Was told "Rest, let the Directorate Comms Lead do all the promoting" ... I'm the Directorate Comms Lead!
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
🎵Mitosis brings all the cells to the yard 🎵And they're like o ꝏ oo ꝏꝏ oooo ꝏꝏꝏꝏ oooooooo ꝏꝏꝏꝏꝏꝏꝏꝏ
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Die Jeffcoate @daijeffcoate.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Today in work I will mostly be kicking arse and taking names. So here are my battle decorations! (",)
Three pin badges on my coat lapel: the first a D20 pin with a rooster head instead of a 20, with the word Honor beneath it. The second: an anti fascist badge that reads 'sometimes antisocial, always antifascist'. The third: heart themed Celtic knot by Cardiff artist Mythsntits.
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Die Jeffcoate @daijeffcoate.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Yesterday and today's advent calendar items. The biscuits are really good. (",)
Yesterday's advent calendar goodies: a little pot of Nutella and a mini edition of The Count of Monte Cristo.Today's advent calendar goodies: a pack of Nutella biscuits and a mini edition of Anne of Green Gables.
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Die Jeffcoate @daijeffcoate.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Today's decorations.(",) #badgeoftheday
Three pin badges on my coat lapel: The first, a D20 with the words 'misadventure awaits'. The second, a pink triskelion on a light blue background. The third, a Rude Boy dancing on a chequered background.
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Die Jeffcoate @daijeffcoate.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Today's advent calendar goodies. (",) #adventcalendar
Today's advent calendar goodies: a Nutella wafer bar and a mini edition of Pride and Prejudice.
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Die Jeffcoate @daijeffcoate.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
I have been lax in sharing my advent calendar goodies. Been a busy couple of days. (",) #adventcalendars
Advent calendar goodies from the 6th: a pack of Nutella Domino cards and a mini edition of The Great Gatsby.Advent calendar goodies from the 7th: a Nutella wafer bar and a mini edition of Romeo and Juliet.Advent calendar goodies from today: a little pot of Nutella and a mini edition of Peter Pan.
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Die Jeffcoate @daijeffcoate.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Almost forgot! My advent calendar goodies from today. (",) #adventcalendar
Today's advent calendar items: a tub of Nutella & Go as well as a mini edition of Wuthering Heights.
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