Reposted by rolliemolly @bugmom.bsky.social · 09/10/2026we no longer venerate the villager who grew the largest pumpkin 0486
Reposted by rollieIggy's Mummy @raptorial-notage.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Dare to be loved [slices you in two, sheaths sword] 031
rollie @daemonologi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026i’ve been doing neck workouts so i can wear v necks in ID photos 110
rollie @daemonologi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026so then someone else will have something no one else has and i can get something from the vending machine 110
rollie @daemonologi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026i heard there’s a shorter wait time for “giving unsolicited advice into the void” if you’d rather 120
rollie @daemonologi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026apparently when i garden in my yard it’s okay, but every acts crazy when you dig up one grave 000
rollie @daemonologi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026would you watch my scabies for an hour while i run some errands? 020
rollie @daemonologi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026public service announcement: the grills in hibachi restaurants aren’t there for everyone to use, even if your knife skills are killer 063
Reposted by rollieSpinch @traviscash.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I didn't know the difference between an antidote and an anecdote, so I told her a funny story while she died of a snakebite. 073
Reposted by rollieGhøules @known-issues.bsky.social · 06/10/2026lets drag our little itchy asses across the soothing carpet of life 0132
Reposted by rollieandiberty bugiberty @bugay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026are you there, beëzlebub? it's me, dwuw bawwy muhhhh 011
rollie @daemonologi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026legally speaking, there’s only so many times you can sneeze 184
rollie @daemonologi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026helping people out by picking up their to go order and eating it i assume the nutrients will get to them 000
rollie @daemonologi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026like during a medical emergency? that’s probably not the right time 130
rollie @daemonologi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026breaking the elevator so people get more stair based exercise 041
Reposted by rollieLord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The inside-out penguin that lives in my closet won't stop screaming and I'm trying to sleep. 3184
rollie @daemonologi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026is it bad sign if the wedding is officiated by a divorce attorney? 010
rollie @daemonologi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026wearing BOTH shoes so everyone knows i can afford two 010
rollie @daemonologi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026similarly if you see someone digging a hole and covering themselves up with dirt, give them some space 010
rollie @daemonologi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026boring holes in the floorboards to see what’s going on under there 010
rollie @daemonologi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026using telekinesis to sit up and walk to bed - moving with the power of my mind! 121
rollie @daemonologi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026said you were no good and said it while chopping veggies in a real menacing way 010
rollie @daemonologi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026got laughable mixed up with laudable and was either at a stand up show or an award ceremony for a very niche academic subject either way i said some really inappropriate things to the crowd 021
rollie @daemonologi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026got out of line at the gates of hell, lost my spot, and came here 021
rollie @daemonologi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026aging all posts in my drafts folder to increase their flavor 041
rollie @daemonologi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026just want a phone that barks at strangers when they approach 1164
rollie @daemonologi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026asking my landlord to come over and prepare me pasta carbonara served in a dog bowl 020
