rollie @daemonologi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026wearing BOTH shoes so everyone knows i can afford two 010
rollie @daemonologi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026boring holes in the floorboards to see what’s going on under there 010
rollie @daemonologi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026using telekinesis to sit up and walk to bed - moving with the power of my mind! 121
rollie @daemonologi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026got laughable mixed up with laudable and was either at a stand up show or an award ceremony for a very niche academic subject either way i said some really inappropriate things to the crowd 021
rollie @daemonologi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026got out of line at the gates of hell, lost my spot, and came here 021
rollie @daemonologi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026aging all posts in my drafts folder to increase their flavor 041
rollie @daemonologi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026just want a phone that barks at strangers when they approach 1164
Reposted by rollieJess @ennui-haver.bsky.social · 03/09/2026licking slimes whatever i don't care anymore. it's gross. 0131
Reposted by rollieorcus @goblin.news · 03/09/2026Working on becoming the main character in this radish patch. 0264
Reposted by rollieBoo! Bootsy 👻 @weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Vacationing in the belly of a whale 1305
rollie @daemonologi.bsky.social · 03/09/2026my therapist has me working on being a different kind of harbinger 0113
rollie @daemonologi.bsky.social · 03/09/2026my pockets must be full of broken pens again because there is ink all over my hands 010
rollie @daemonologi.bsky.social · 31/08/2026note to self: a wet mattress is better than no mattress 030
rollie @daemonologi.bsky.social · 31/08/2026note to self: those aren’t manikins, those are people 030
rollie @daemonologi.bsky.social · 31/08/2026note to self: next time buy the tank first and then the shark 091
rollie @daemonologi.bsky.social · 31/08/2026anyone know the cost of removing a barnacle from my ankles? 041
rollie @daemonologi.bsky.social · 29/08/2026sometimes i forget if squirrels made a nest in my house or if i decided to live in a squirrel nest 183
rollie @daemonologi.bsky.social · 28/08/2026i’m worried no one will start a religion based on my teachings when i die 082
rollie @daemonologi.bsky.social · 26/08/2026the fridge is full of leftovers of things i didn’t eat the first time 000
rollie @daemonologi.bsky.social · 21/08/2026if barbers never swept, it would get weird in there quick 26110
rollie @daemonologi.bsky.social · 16/08/2026sure, i committed petty larceny but i want the record to show that the emphasis is on the petty part 020
rollie @daemonologi.bsky.social · 13/08/2026life tip: wear a hair piece now, so when it falls off everyone will see you still have hair, and then they will assume you always will 000
rollie @daemonologi.bsky.social · 12/08/2026breeding a new vegetable that will grow in difficult soil and fluctuating temperatures and provide nutrients but taste bitter, to remind future generations to be humble 092
rollie @daemonologi.bsky.social · 10/08/2026everything of value should be sold out of a cart on the street 020
rollie @daemonologi.bsky.social · 10/08/2026for any unsure: beauty is having lots of hair where you should and no hair where you shouldn’t, as defined by cultural taste makers 000
rollie @daemonologi.bsky.social · 10/08/2026im calling the broken faucet a water feature, and i will install one at your home or place of work for a discount 010
rollie @daemonologi.bsky.social · 09/08/2026looking for my keys by scouring the house with a brillo pad 021
rollie @daemonologi.bsky.social · 09/08/2026petting your hair while you sleep and thinking about the kitty i would get if i could remember to feed it 011
rollie @daemonologi.bsky.social · 07/08/2026pulling up the carpet to restore the hardwood floor which i will cover with a foot of sand so its like im at the beach 030
