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dadspants.bsky.social @dadspants.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Democrats can – and should – be 'pro-sword' and 'pro-neck'.
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dadspants.bsky.social @dadspants.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Looks like Andy Richter
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
47 years ago today!
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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
let me know when we got a cinco leches cake
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dadspants.bsky.social @dadspants.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
"Our pride is more offended by attacks on our tastes than on our opinions." - La Rochefoucauld, Maxims
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dadspants.bsky.social @dadspants.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
“Well, she did say go birds!”
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dadspants.bsky.social @dadspants.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
She has nade it really clear that she DID want for Trump to meddle in her country and harm their people. She just want to be in charge after.
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dadspants.bsky.social @dadspants.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Any of y’all got a screenshot of that one Jordan Peterson tweet? You know the one. It would prove real funny right now.
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dadspants.bsky.social @dadspants.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
It’s the WSJ what did you fucking expect? Have you had A look at their opinion page?
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dadspants.bsky.social @dadspants.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Why would anyone who’s not racist stream on kick? Genuine question.
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Lisa reads the headline below plus "SINCERELY LITTLE GIRL"
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
just saw a billionaire pack all his things in a bindle and start leaving new york city on foot. he turned and looked at me with tears in his eyes and said “maybe one day when this city is safe we’ll return” before walking away
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
oh my god i feel so vindicated
The Film Stage @TheFilmStage
X.com
John Waters names Ari Aster's
#Eddington the best film of 2025: "If you don't like this film, I hate you."
See his full top 10: thefilmstage.com/ john-waters-to….
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dadspants.bsky.social @dadspants.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
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dadspants.bsky.social @dadspants.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I don’t think that Taylor Swift is secretly lesbian. But if I was a secret lesbian and wanted to throw people off the scent, I would also write a shitty song about how much I like my boyfriend’s penis.
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mothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Heartfelt apology.
A muscly guy stares at the viewer. Text reads: "sorry for being so ripped".
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dadspants.bsky.social @dadspants.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
I mean, if one cannot at least punish electorally the people complicit in a genocide then what’s the point of having a representative democracy? If one cannot draw the line at genocide then what do you want? Literally vote blue no matter who, vote blue no matter what.
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dadspants.bsky.social @dadspants.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
He will add them in post
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dadspants.bsky.social @dadspants.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Are these the Zoboomafoo guys?
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dadspants.bsky.social @dadspants.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
They want to complain about pop culture like everyone else. The generalized right-wing shift in society it’s not only worrying, but also lame as fuck.
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dadspants.bsky.social @dadspants.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
At the end it all goes back to liberal.
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dadspants.bsky.social @dadspants.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
????
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dadspants.bsky.social @dadspants.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Very “the UN is HAMAS” energy.
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dadspants.bsky.social @dadspants.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
In the name of the father, the son, and the house of Gucci
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dadspants.bsky.social @dadspants.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I through you wanted your bike to sound like a motorcycle.
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dadspants.bsky.social @dadspants.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Very “class conscious” and all, but they seemed to have skipped that part of the book about class traitors.
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dadspants.bsky.social @dadspants.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Can dish it but can’t take it huh?
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dadspants.bsky.social @dadspants.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Rachel Dolezal
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dadspants.bsky.social @dadspants.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
1. This is hilarious. 2. I’m blaming yall for this. 3. I have like 3 followers, c’mon.
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Grand 👻 Bogle 👻 @grandmogul.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
The controversial Absolut Vodka ad showing a map of Mexico with restored pre-1836 borders, and with the tagline "In an Absolut World"
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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
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dadspants.bsky.social @dadspants.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Sounds like playing Vance is the least of this guy’s problems.
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dadspants.bsky.social @dadspants.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
During that entire monologue I was thinking about the poor soul that had to quickly rush to sweep the ashes he was purposely spreading everywhere. Like, ever heard of an ashtray bud?
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dadspants.bsky.social @dadspants.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Ok but this headline rips www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
theguardian.com
I knew one day I’d have to watch powerful men burn the world down – I just didn’t expect them to be such losers | Rebecca Shaw
Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg’s desperation to be cool as they suck up to Donald Trump is so cringe it makes my skin crawl
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dadspants.bsky.social @dadspants.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
imaging being rich af but still going out of your way just to impress a bunch neckbeards online.
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Honest question, @InternetHippo
I'm not a political expert but if you eliminated hamas but killed my whole family in the process my first move would be to start hamas 2
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dadspants.bsky.social @dadspants.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
He will do his own stunts, which in a Yorgos movie means giving an extremely dry handjob to someone and nonchalantly injuring himself.
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dadspants.bsky.social @dadspants.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
I personally cannot tell from the image, but the OP seems to think is an Aryan Circle reference.
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dadspants.bsky.social @dadspants.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
bsky.app/profile/crim...
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dadspants.bsky.social @dadspants.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Not the consequences of my actions! 😫😩
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dadspants.bsky.social @dadspants.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
You dropped this 🍆 , king.
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dadspants.bsky.social @dadspants.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
So, the Blue Jan. 6 will be on a different date?
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dadspants.bsky.social @dadspants.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
He might have something worse in the works.
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dadspants.bsky.social @dadspants.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Make a wish.
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dadspants.bsky.social @dadspants.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Yeah, who doesn’t. Get in line pal.
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dadspants.bsky.social @dadspants.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
This is what the Joker would’ve said.
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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Shitposting on Bluesky
Judy Davis, in David Cronenberg's Naked Lunch (1991), on injecting insecticide: "It's a Kafka high. You feel like a bug"
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dadspants.bsky.social @dadspants.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Wordle 1,266 4/6 🟩⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟩⬛🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 It looks like a bat face. And that wasn’t on purpose.
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dadspants.bsky.social @dadspants.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
When you don’t know shit about women, and baseball:
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dadspants.bsky.social @dadspants.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
another app to complain about THAT app...
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